# Question for SHIFT guys **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [May 21, 2009, 1:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/question-for-shift-guys/244286 "2009-05-21T13:00:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2009, 1:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/question-for-shift-guys/244286/1 "2009-05-21T13:00:12Z")
So I just went into the bathroom to take a shit and I didnt have to piss so I rest my dick on my thigh cause I hate when it goes down and splash into the cold toilet bowl water. Its fucking gross and uncomfortable. But anyway so my dick is just chilling there and I notice it almost has a tan. Like its alot darker than my thigh pretty the same color as the skin on the top of my fore arm which has a good tan. I find this odd since I haven’t exsposed myself in public recently and I don’t fake tan Does anyone else have a unnaturally tan dick? ---
**Author:** ![Hank1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hank1/32/6329_2.png) [@Hank1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hank1)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2009, 1:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/question-for-shift-guys/244286/2 "2009-05-21T13:43:13Z")
i call BULSHIT and say it was someone else’s dick on ur thigh and ur just affraid to admit ur gay lover has an abnormally dirty dick. ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2009, 1:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/question-for-shift-guys/244286/3 "2009-05-21T13:43:54Z")
> [@Hank"](#): > > i call BULSHIT and say it was someone else’s dick on ur thigh and ur just affraid to admit ur gay lover has an abnormally dirty dick. :wow :rofl :rofl ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2009, 1:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/question-for-shift-guys/244286/4 "2009-05-21T13:48:39Z")
:wow ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2009, 2:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/question-for-shift-guys/244286/5 "2009-05-21T14:33:13Z")
> [@Hank"](#): > > i call BULSHIT and say it was someone else’s dick on ur thigh and ur just affraid to admit ur gay lover has an abnormally dirty dick. :lol ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2009, 2:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/question-for-shift-guys/244286/6 "2009-05-21T14:35:08Z")
Maybe some poop juice from fudgepacking stained it? ---
**Author:** ![car\_ramrod](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/car_ramrod/32/6441_2.png) [@car\_ramrod](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/car_ramrod)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2009, 5:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/question-for-shift-guys/244286/7 "2009-05-21T17:24:16Z")
well if its like mine, then it’s dirty from constantly dragging in the dirt ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2009, 5:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/question-for-shift-guys/244286/8 "2009-05-21T17:26:10Z")
or he shit on his thigh ,those arent varicose viens there corn chunks ---
**Author:** ![Boxersix](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxersix/32/6327_2.png) [@Boxersix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boxersix)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2009, 6:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/question-for-shift-guys/244286/9 "2009-05-21T18:04:34Z")
> [@Hank"](#): > > i call BULSHIT and say it was someone else’s dick on ur thigh and ur just affraid to admit ur gay lover has an abnormally dirty dick. Hank in for the buuuuurrnnnn! :roflcopter ---
**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2009, 6:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/question-for-shift-guys/244286/10 "2009-05-21T18:29:50Z")
lmao! ---
**Author:** ![BlueS14240sx](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blues14240sx/32/6410_2.png) [@BlueS14240sx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlueS14240sx)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2009, 8:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/question-for-shift-guys/244286/11 "2009-05-21T20:12:36Z")
zomg :rofl ---
**Author:** ![Hank1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hank1/32/6329_2.png) [@Hank1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hank1)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2009, 8:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/question-for-shift-guys/244286/12 "2009-05-21T20:26:20Z")
> [@Poss fs:ef hatch](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poss-fs-ef-hatch/18404/3): > > Hank in for the buuuuurrnnnn! :roflcopter :bowdown ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2009, 1:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/question-for-shift-guys/244286/13 "2009-05-24T13:48:04Z")
quite normal, actually ---
**Author:** ![Z28LT1Rocket](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/z28lt1rocket/32/6436_2.png) [@Z28LT1Rocket](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Z28LT1Rocket)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2009, 3:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/question-for-shift-guys/244286/14 "2009-05-24T15:12:14Z")
> [@Hank"](#): > > i call BULSHIT and say it was someone else’s dick on ur thigh and ur just affraid to admit ur gay lover has an abnormally dirty dick. :ahh:rofl:lol:retardclap ---
**Author:** ![Allstar\_Graphics](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/allstar_graphics/32/6287_2.png) [@Allstar\_Graphics](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Allstar_Graphics)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2009, 4:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/question-for-shift-guys/244286/15 "2009-05-25T16:01:43Z")
its the HIV, thats a sign of it. Your didnt know? ---
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2009, 6:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/question-for-shift-guys/244286/16 "2009-05-26T06:21:38Z")
Jerking it with dirty hands FTL ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2009, 6:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/question-for-shift-guys/244286/17 "2009-05-26T06:25:47Z")
_sings_ youve got the AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIDS ![http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/familyguy/images/c/c0/Barbershop_Quartet.png](http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/familyguy/images/c/c0/Barbershop_Quartet.png)