# Quick! I got the hiccups and they wont go away!
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quick-i-got-the-hiccups-and-they-wont-go-away/75730
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [November 4, 2009, 8:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quick-i-got-the-hiccups-and-they-wont-go-away/75730 "2009-11-04T20:06:32Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@SpenceSpeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SpenceSpeed)
#### Post date: [November 4, 2009, 8:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quick-i-got-the-hiccups-and-they-wont-go-away/75730/1 "2009-11-04T20:06:32Z")
Tried the paper bag. No one here to scare me. What else you got? Been going on for an hour now and i’m, getting pissed!
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### Author:  [@glitch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/glitch)
#### Post date: [November 4, 2009, 8:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quick-i-got-the-hiccups-and-they-wont-go-away/75730/2 "2009-11-04T20:07:00Z")
Eat and drink something.
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### Author:  [@SpenceSpeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SpenceSpeed)
#### Post date: [November 4, 2009, 8:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quick-i-got-the-hiccups-and-they-wont-go-away/75730/3 "2009-11-04T20:08:58Z")
> [@glitch](#):
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> Eat and drink something.
I’ve been drinking alot of beer? maybe water?
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### Author:  [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)
#### Post date: [November 4, 2009, 8:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quick-i-got-the-hiccups-and-they-wont-go-away/75730/4 "2009-11-04T20:09:12Z")
I’d be going insane, after seeing that girl who has had hiccups forever.
have you tried holding your breath for as long as you can?
Eat something.
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### Author:  [@PureXTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PureXTC)
#### Post date: [November 4, 2009, 8:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quick-i-got-the-hiccups-and-they-wont-go-away/75730/5 "2009-11-04T20:09:47Z")
Whats your middle name?
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### Author:  [@travisn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/travisn)
#### Post date: [November 4, 2009, 8:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quick-i-got-the-hiccups-and-they-wont-go-away/75730/6 "2009-11-04T20:09:51Z")
damn that sucks. I usually get one hiccup or two then they are gone.
big deep breaths should work to regulate your system. I think hiccups are caused when you forget to breathe, its your bodies way of getting air back into your system. so big deep breaths will get your O2 levels back up.
idk really, but it makes sense to me
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### Author:  [@glitch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/glitch)
#### Post date: [November 4, 2009, 8:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quick-i-got-the-hiccups-and-they-wont-go-away/75730/7 "2009-11-04T20:10:39Z")
I hate when I forget to breathe.
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### Author:  [@SpenceSpeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SpenceSpeed)
#### Post date: [November 4, 2009, 8:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quick-i-got-the-hiccups-and-they-wont-go-away/75730/8 "2009-11-04T20:12:53Z")
> [@PureXTC](#):
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> Whats your middle name?
hipcupopotamus
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### Author:  [@PureXTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PureXTC)
#### Post date: [November 4, 2009, 8:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quick-i-got-the-hiccups-and-they-wont-go-away/75730/9 "2009-11-04T20:17:21Z")
> [@SpenceSpeed](#):
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> hipcupopotamus
Youre cured!
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### Author:  [@SpenceSpeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SpenceSpeed)
#### Post date: [November 4, 2009, 8:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quick-i-got-the-hiccups-and-they-wont-go-away/75730/10 "2009-11-04T20:20:36Z")
> [@PureXTC](#):
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> Youre cured!
LOL! not helping.
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### Author:  [@klug](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/klug)
#### Post date: [November 4, 2009, 8:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quick-i-got-the-hiccups-and-they-wont-go-away/75730/11 "2009-11-04T20:24:23Z")
> [@glitch](#):
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> I hate when I forget to breathe.
I lose a breath every time I see that beautiful pontiac…
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### Author:  [@klug](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/klug)
#### Post date: [November 4, 2009, 8:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quick-i-got-the-hiccups-and-they-wont-go-away/75730/12 "2009-11-04T20:24:58Z")
,
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### Author:  [@SpenceSpeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SpenceSpeed)
#### Post date: [November 4, 2009, 8:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quick-i-got-the-hiccups-and-they-wont-go-away/75730/13 "2009-11-04T20:25:02Z")
These fuckin hiccups are pissing me off!
I’m gonna try hanging myself in the closet while jerking-off to dawns pics.
At least one way or another my hiccups will be gone.
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### Author:  [@Penfold](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Penfold)
#### Post date: [November 4, 2009, 8:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quick-i-got-the-hiccups-and-they-wont-go-away/75730/14 "2009-11-04T20:30:10Z")
punch yourself in the chest as hard as you can. It really works.
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### Author:  [@llink78](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/llink78)
#### Post date: [November 4, 2009, 8:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quick-i-got-the-hiccups-and-they-wont-go-away/75730/15 "2009-11-04T20:36:36Z")
bitters and a lemon slice, i swear it works 100% of the time
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### Author:  [@SpenceSpeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SpenceSpeed)
#### Post date: [November 4, 2009, 8:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quick-i-got-the-hiccups-and-they-wont-go-away/75730/16 "2009-11-04T20:51:42Z")
> [@Penfold](#):
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> punch yourself in the chest as hard as you can. It really works.
I had a friend hit me with a sledge hammer in my solar plexis and it didn’t work. I couldn’t really punch myself hard enough in the chest. Try it!
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### Author:  [@SpenceSpeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SpenceSpeed)
#### Post date: [November 4, 2009, 8:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quick-i-got-the-hiccups-and-they-wont-go-away/75730/17 "2009-11-04T20:54:43Z")
> [@SpenceSpeed](#):
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> I’m gonna try hanging myself in the closet while jerking-off to dawns pics.
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> At least one way or another my hiccups will be gone.
It worked! No more hiccups! But i can still post :fail:
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### Author:  [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)
#### Post date: [November 4, 2009, 8:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quick-i-got-the-hiccups-and-they-wont-go-away/75730/18 "2009-11-04T20:59:47Z")
> [@SpenceSpeed](#):
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> These fuckin hiccups are pissing me off!
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> I’m gonna try hanging myself in the closet while jerking-off to dawns pics.
>
> At least one way or another my hiccups will be gone.
Hahahahahahahahaha junk pics?
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### Author:  [@glitch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/glitch)
#### Post date: [November 4, 2009, 9:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quick-i-got-the-hiccups-and-they-wont-go-away/75730/19 "2009-11-04T21:00:39Z")
Next time try a karate chop to the jugular.
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### Author:  [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)
#### Post date: [November 4, 2009, 9:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quick-i-got-the-hiccups-and-they-wont-go-away/75730/20 "2009-11-04T21:19:24Z")
yell cucumber at the top of your lungs
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