# quotes from essays. OLD. **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 16, 2005, 11:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quotes-from-essays-old/4648 "2005-11-16T11:32:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2005, 11:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quotes-from-essays-old/4648/1 "2005-11-16T11:32:47Z")
[http://www.tech-sol.net/humor/true81.htm](http://www.tech-sol.net/humor/true81.htm) > From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p. m. instead of 7:30. > He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes ---
**Author:** ![audios](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c4cdca/32.png) [@audios](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/audios)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2005, 11:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quotes-from-essays-old/4648/2 "2005-11-16T11:37:00Z")
The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn’t. my fav ---
**Author:** ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2005, 11:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quotes-from-essays-old/4648/3 "2005-11-16T11:43:38Z")
It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to the wall ---
**Author:** ![MonteCarloChick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@MonteCarloChick](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MonteCarloChick)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2005, 11:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quotes-from-essays-old/4648/4 "2005-11-16T11:45:58Z")
She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up. lol ---
**Author:** ![PitLord](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pitlord/32/7584_2.png) [@PitLord](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PitLord)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2005, 11:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quotes-from-essays-old/4648/5 "2005-11-16T11:56:22Z")
The balerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant. lol… I love mental images… ---
**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2005, 11:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quotes-from-essays-old/4648/6 "2005-11-16T11:57:02Z")
Crap like this would be so much funnier if it were ACTUALLY real. A blind deaf retard would even realize how fake this is. Still some pretty funny lines in there. ---
**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2005, 12:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quotes-from-essays-old/4648/7 "2005-11-16T12:18:19Z")
yeah it brought up an adware bar in my windows firewall not really worth the click man ---
**Author:** ![AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AlbinoMonkeyRat)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2005, 4:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quotes-from-essays-old/4648/8 "2005-11-16T16:06:59Z")
The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while. :lol: ---
**Author:** ![BaD\_AZz\_Z\_28](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f04885/32.png) [@BaD\_AZz\_Z\_28](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BaD_AZz_Z_28)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2005, 7:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quotes-from-essays-old/4648/9 "2005-11-16T19:54:45Z")
Yeah norton caught it, def. not a good link