# Quotes of Honor.
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quotes-of-honor/236389
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [April 11, 2008, 9:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quotes-of-honor/236389 "2008-04-11T09:02:34Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2008, 9:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quotes-of-honor/236389/1 "2008-04-11T09:02:34Z")
There are some quality smart-asses on board here, and I’ve noticed some side splitting quotes in the past few weeks and I’m sure I’ve missed some as well.
**Rule:** Post up any hillarious quote you find while browsing through the forum.
Latest one I’ve seen.
> [@Shawn96VR-4](#):
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> How did this thread turn into domestic talk? :wtf
> [@GranMassaX](#):
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> you said “K20”… everyones dick got hard and all thought process went out the window
:crackup
I’ll look through this to pick out “Best Quote” nominees for upcoming Shift518 Member awards.
**No whoring the thread.** You **can** reply and or comment on a quote above, but _useless_ comments will be **Deleted**
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### Author:  [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2008, 9:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quotes-of-honor/236389/2 "2008-04-11T09:04:07Z")
> [@Swifty](#):
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> where am i when all this rear-ending is going on? i feel so left out.
> [@Shawn96VR-4](#):
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> K20.
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> Even though I haven’t done the HP/L for Chuck, the K20 will prevail.
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### Author:  [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2008, 11:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quotes-of-honor/236389/3 "2008-04-11T11:49:27Z")
damnit! i knew the rear-ended post would get on here. Thanks joey.
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### Author:  [@McBitchin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McBitchin)
#### Post date: [April 14, 2008, 1:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quotes-of-honor/236389/4 "2008-04-14T13:39:47Z")
Quote from: Johawk on March 08, 2008, 10:59:16 PM
Its just as hard to go fast in a line than it is around a road course.
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### Author:  [@Vandal](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vandal)
#### Post date: [April 15, 2008, 4:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quotes-of-honor/236389/5 "2008-04-15T04:29:57Z")
> [@Swifty](#):
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> you know your life sucks when your living in the smallest trailer in the trailer tree
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### Author:  [@SXY\_TIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SXY_TIME)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2008, 12:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quotes-of-honor/236389/6 "2008-04-16T12:18:01Z")
> [@93v8clone](#):
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> well i guess here in lovely uptown mechanicville the local cops found a couple pipe bombs around cvs and advanced auto and its right around the corner from my house damn mexicans cant behave anywheres
lol at mexicans
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### Author:  [@swaiknow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/swaiknow)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2008, 5:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quotes-of-honor/236389/7 "2008-04-16T17:05:12Z")
Quote from: Swifty on April 14, 2008, 11:57:17 PM
i just spent 2 hours today hand waxing it…
Quote from: Hank on Today at 04:56:34 PM
is it raw and does it hurt now!!??? :crackup
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### Author:  [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2008, 8:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quotes-of-honor/236389/8 "2008-04-17T08:15:55Z")
This is the whole series but it’s quite worthy :lol
> [@K20power](#):
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> Red Sox \> \*
> [@Shawn96VR-4](#):
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> Domestic. K20. Red Sox. Have you made a good choice in your life? 🙂
> [@Vovchandr](#):
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> IIRC He’s single, so there :tong
> [@PokerRun518](#):
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> best possible choice ever made.
> [@Mk4 30R](#):
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> until you have 2 broken arms and get a boner. then youd wish you had a girlfriend.
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### Author:  [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2008, 10:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quotes-of-honor/236389/9 "2008-04-17T22:52:05Z")
> [@LKSi](#):
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> I can’t justify a K swap either… I’m just a poor teenager.
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### Author:  [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2008, 7:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quotes-of-honor/236389/10 "2008-04-22T07:20:19Z")
> [@Vandal](#):
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> OK. To start off-my hubby is a freakin dumbass.
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### Author:  [@Vandal](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vandal)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2008, 10:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quotes-of-honor/236389/11 "2008-04-22T10:59:23Z")
ahahahahahahahaha
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### Author:  [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2008, 4:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quotes-of-honor/236389/12 "2008-04-22T16:02:45Z")
> [@Mk4 30R](#):
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> but i dont see any of them wearing girl pants???
Referring to 1.8vdub :lol
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### Author:  [@SXY\_TIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SXY_TIME)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2008, 6:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quotes-of-honor/236389/13 "2008-04-23T18:36:56Z")
> [@Swifty](#):
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> damn sexy time, no need to explain your name any further… come to daddy!
lol, im loved around here :shifty
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### Author:  [@swaiknow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/swaiknow)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2008, 6:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quotes-of-honor/236389/14 "2008-04-27T18:35:00Z")
quote from 1.8TVdub (mark) about how i got the name swain (which is my last name)
damn i was hopin for some crazy story involving a preist, 2 hookers, a poodle, and a 9 iron.
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### Author:  [@McBitchin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McBitchin)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2008, 6:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quotes-of-honor/236389/15 "2008-04-27T18:36:37Z")
hahaha YES!! :banana :banana :banana :banana :banana
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### Author:  [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2008, 6:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quotes-of-honor/236389/16 "2008-04-27T18:44:53Z")
this makes the quotes of Honor for sure…
> [@Mk4 30R](#):
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> hi my name is Mark, watch me gooo 
:lmao
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### Author:  [@McBitchin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McBitchin)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2008, 6:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quotes-of-honor/236389/17 "2008-04-27T18:50:02Z")
ha awsome I’m either in here or being referred to 3x in the honor section, Im not sure if I should be proud or embarassed hahaaha :banana :banana :banana :banana
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### Author:  [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2008, 6:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quotes-of-honor/236389/18 "2008-04-27T18:52:10Z")
i guess ya cant be any more embaressed look at the spandex ya wear
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### Author:  [@tdi\_logik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tdi_logik)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2008, 6:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quotes-of-honor/236389/19 "2008-04-27T18:53:28Z")
> [@93v8clone](#):
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> i guess ya cant be any more embaressed look at the spandex ya wear
quoute of hon0r right hurrrr
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### Author:  [@McBitchin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McBitchin)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2008, 6:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quotes-of-honor/236389/20 "2008-04-27T18:53:45Z")
ahh very good point, but as a rebuddle I am going to say that I got laid for an hour and a half yesterday ;D
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