# Quotes of Honor. **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [April 11, 2008, 9:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quotes-of-honor/236389 "2008-04-11T09:02:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2009, 5:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quotes-of-honor/236389/101 "2009-10-07T17:19:22Z")
> [@If you didn't live in Buffalo where would you live?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-didnt-live-in-buffalo-where-would-you-live/24116/91): > > pm’d > [@Changing clutch in my sti...HELP!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/changing-clutch-in-my-sti-help/23977/18): > > you didnt pm me :lmao > [@where would you go](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-would-you-go/24121/63): > > speaking of which, stallmer is allegedly going. > [@Fiance's Father Passed Away](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fiances-father-passed-away/24185/7): > > ha better chance in seein jesus > [@Turbotax/IRS Rant](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/turbotax-irs-rant/24140/24): > > sooo i was in the computer lab yesrtday sitting next to this hood figga tryin to type his paper/ short story. > > OMG THIS GUY DID NOT KNOW HOW TO SPELL, grammar, he just wrote like he talked. > > he spelled relax = relaxe. > > i remember him writing something along the lines of " me my ma my boy and sister we all go to beach and water be cool and i went the watar an tha watar be cool and make a me relaxe. > > he was in ENGLISH 92!!! AHAHAHA > > he musta been 25, his name was dyrone or somethin > [@your eternal vehicle choice...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-eternal-vehicle-choice/24174/26): > > its pretty entertaining when u sit next to the \*\*\*\*, there loud, rap out loud, yell scream, argue. one \*\*\* looks like ice-cube. i gotta take a picture of the action there. ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 12:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quotes-of-honor/236389/102 "2009-10-28T12:40:37Z")
> [@Feb 16 - New York State Bill To Ban "Spinners" Rims](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/feb-16-new-york-state-bill-to-ban-spinners-rims/24662/28): > > It costs 45 cents to do it this way so I’ll try it one more time before doing a 99cent auction with a low reserve. > > I dropped the price just a little bit: [http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=120483132545](http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=120483132545) > [@Working on saturday sucks...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/working-on-saturday-sucks/24700/4): > > Bubble burst: This problem is officially more expensive than $.54. :lol Quoted for fail. :tongue ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2009, 8:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quotes-of-honor/236389/103 "2009-11-20T08:35:25Z")
> [@Anyone golf?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-golf/25942/44): > > someone throw these on a caprice > [@FS: aftermarket replacement late 80's / early 90's mustang fenders and bumper cover](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-aftermarket-replacement-late-80s-early-90s-mustang-fenders-and-bumper-cover/22855/3): > > Rims big? Check. > [@new car](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-car/26122/20): > > Do it ride good? > [@xv6700 hacks..](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/xv6700-hacks/26128/3): > > Don’t know brah, no gas! Waiting for the welfare check to come in. . ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2009, 10:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quotes-of-honor/236389/104 "2009-12-03T10:57:37Z")
> [@Cossey](#): > > One’s sexual preference does not dictate the quality of their junkyard (no pun intended). ! ---
**Author:** ![MX-5](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mx-5/32/6336_2.png) [@MX-5](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MX-5)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 9:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quotes-of-honor/236389/105 "2009-12-12T09:32:10Z")
> [@190mph vid lol](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/190mph-vid-lol/26676/14): > > **“I love it when people put 2-steps on their stock hondas. Like it doesn’t matter. You’re still going to run an 18.20 in the 1/4. You’re not going to spin the tires. You just wasted 500 you asshole”** :rofl ---
**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2010, 12:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quotes-of-honor/236389/106 "2010-01-08T00:51:05Z")
> [@OFFICIAL Buffalo Sabres Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-buffalo-sabres-thread/25170/4561): > > Swagger Sauce Racing? Never heard? They good $hit bro… > > Word is they are SSF (Swagger Sauce Formed), a costly treatment involving pimps and thugs coming up to the rim one by one throwing it up gangsta while melting chains over the wheel surface. > > End result: increased rigidity, reduced susceptibility to cracking, and maximum street credibility. > > Rota is a good look but everyone knows DRAG is the jumpoff these days. . ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2010, 9:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quotes-of-honor/236389/107 "2010-03-23T21:11:16Z")
> [@cruise night 6/4](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cruise-night-6-4/30293/6): > > Let me come out and ask this, I’m open for honesty and whatnot, as it is I’ve never drove the car or modified it in any way yet. The way it sits right now, it’s practically a stock 04 wrx with a widebody kit. What exactly is it that everyone has against the car?? Is it mostly because of the fact that it was abused and what seems to be the general consensus distastefully modified?? If so, that’s something I can deal with because it’s getting a new beginning. I’m just trying to feel out what all the crazy hatred is about hahaha. > > In my opinion if it’s done right it shouldn’t look ricey or ridiculous. Maybe a little over the top, but I’ve seen MUCHHHH much worse driving around these days. Granted the keyword is “right”. > [@Sopranos (NOW WITH SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!!!)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sopranos-now-with-spoilers/26880/18): > > Dude I have nothing against what you are doing nor do I know anything about how this car was treated. > > But first, some facts: > > (1) If you didn’t already notice, this site is mostly about bash / hate. If I won the lottery tomorrow and bought an Underground Racing Gallardo and made a pic thread, it would still get bashed by someone saying the rears need a 10 mm spacer. So don’t worry about it too much. > > (2) You state outright that your car was in an F&F movie. After you notice that no one likes the tuna here, and that a couple of SR20DEs would fetch a premium before race wars, you’ll find that Shift has the largest collection of F&F quotations, 2nd only to Wikipedia. People are just waiting for the perfect thread to unleash the fury, and if your car was in the movie, well… > > Still need a dictionary? > > (3) Supposedly the car was beat on in its previous life, according to Shift. Must be true, because everyone here knows your car better than you do. > > Case in point: Two weeks ago Gordon Murray posted about his McLaren F1 (that he happened to design single-handedly), only to find out from a forum member that some of the gold in the engine compartment came from one of Singh’s chains, and that the headlights were actually replaced with Gearhead “joints” before it made its way out of the Woking factory. > > All of which was true. So, again, remember: > > Water’s wet. Women have secrets. And Shifters know your car better than you do. Deal with it. > > Lastly, it’s great you are thick skinned enough to deal with all this. Props for that. > > Keep bangin’ ^ Had me rolling :lmao ---
**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2010, 5:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quotes-of-honor/236389/108 "2010-03-24T05:48:47Z")
Archie is hilarious. ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2010, 8:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quotes-of-honor/236389/109 "2010-04-06T20:35:42Z")
> [@24 Hour Gyms?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/24-hour-gyms/30088/7): > > Jesse: It’s alright. I aint losing. This fool’s running a Honda Type R. I’ll win, that way me and my dad can roll together when he gets out of prison. It’s all good. > > Brian: Jesse, don’t do it! I bet he’s got more than 100psi fuel pressure under the hood of that car! > [@New Lotus in Buffalo? GTFO](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-lotus-in-buffalo-gtfo/30091/29): > > Bwahahahahahahah… I’m rolling here :rofl > > I thought Jesse woulda saw through that when they popped hoods though… Boy went to MIT! > > I can see him point to: > > while nodding and saying > > “AC Delco… Not a bad way to spend $29.31” > [@Sweet site](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sweet-site/30103/7): > > 🤣rofl > > **[Brian](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0908094/)**: What’s the fuel pressure on one of those? > **[Ferrari Driver](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0605775/)**: More than you can afford pal. > **[Dom](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004874/)**: [_turning up the ignition timing_] Smoke him. I was rollllin when i just read this ---
**Author:** ![OsoiNA6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/osoina6/32/6301_2.png) [@OsoiNA6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OsoiNA6)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2010, 8:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quotes-of-honor/236389/110 "2010-04-06T20:46:37Z")
^ Lance inspires greatness in all :rofl ---
**Author:** ![silveradoman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/silveradoman/32/6487_2.png) [@silveradoman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/silveradoman)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 5:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quotes-of-honor/236389/111 "2010-05-04T17:38:18Z")
> _Originally Posted by **Bennyfizzle** _ > Brett is a favorite-playing, mentally unstable, elitist douchecock. sry for the bad cut/paste…cudnt figure out how yah guys do ett with the whole quote thing ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 2:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quotes-of-honor/236389/112 "2010-08-19T14:25:18Z")
From “Sightings” thread. > [@New Pics of my STI w/ FMIC on page 4](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-pics-of-my-sti-w-fmic-on-page-4/34322/103): > > My RSX rolling away since I didn’t leave it in gear. :lol ---
**Author:** ![McLen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mclen/32/6354_2.png) [@McLen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McLen)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 7:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quotes-of-honor/236389/113 "2010-08-20T07:20:39Z")
> [@bank lost 400 bones of mine](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bank-lost-400-bones-of-mine/34476/8): > > From “Sightings” thread. > > :lol I couldn’t believe that happened. I have never run so fast in my life. ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2011, 11:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quotes-of-honor/236389/114 "2011-02-06T11:54:27Z")
> [@Post Your Pic! v. thishasneverbeendonebefore](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/post-your-pic-v-thishasneverbeendonebefore/26916/493): > > Hmm, NWS trampoline girls… > > Wait… stretched… > > **TIRES?** :rofl ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 8:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quotes-of-honor/236389/115 "2011-03-07T20:43:44Z")
> [@FS: 2 Brand New in Box DeWalt Drills](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-2-brand-new-in-box-dewalt-drills/39146/21): > > Just changed google search settings to moderate… im gonna be very confused tonight when I type “pussy” and mad cats come up. :lol ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2011, 6:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quotes-of-honor/236389/116 "2011-03-17T18:54:59Z")
> [@Anyone in UB's MBA program?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-in-ubs-mba-program/40107/63): > > r the strut bars still availablr ??? :facepalm ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2011, 6:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quotes-of-honor/236389/117 "2011-03-17T18:57:22Z")
let him be man , i worked wit em and its not his fault . really vlad . u banned me for bustin on peoples shortcomings . take some of your own advice on that one ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2011, 8:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quotes-of-honor/236389/118 "2011-03-17T20:10:53Z")
> [@FS:SBC 383.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-sbc-383/40390/10): > > let him be man , i worked wit em and its not his fault . really vlad . u banned me for bustin on peoples shortcomings . take some of your own advice on that one I wouldn’t exactly call the discriminatory comments made by you and others as “making fun of short commings” You can’t exactly right click \> spellcheck/auto correct ones race, religion or mindset. ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2011, 8:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quotes-of-honor/236389/119 "2011-03-17T20:15:46Z")
> [@your worst work related injury.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-worst-work-related-injury/40166/25): > > :lol Finally made it into the quotes of honor thread. Im pumped. ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 2:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quotes-of-honor/236389/120 "2011-04-27T14:36:58Z")
Just for the record > [@Nice license plate](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nice-license-plate/41690/8): > > tommorrow i am crusing around with my fellow student in her brand new convertible a5 cant wait for my hair to flow in the air 🙂 and then some [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quotes-of-honor/236389.md?page=5) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quotes-of-honor/236389.md?page=7)