# Quotes overheard in NYC :
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quotes-overheard-in-nyc/1046
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [July 25, 2005, 11:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quotes-overheard-in-nyc/1046 "2005-07-25T11:12:38Z")
**Posts on this page:** 6
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### Author:  [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)
#### Post date: [July 25, 2005, 11:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quotes-overheard-in-nyc/1046/1 "2005-07-25T11:12:38Z")
Dumb teen: Hey, look at this! It says “Train for jobs in beeyotch.”
Smarter teen: Fool! That word is biotech. Why you gotta be ignorant all your life?
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In a supermarket:
Stocker guy #1: Hey, listen to this.
Stocker guy #2: Yeah?
Stocker guy #1: So I’m driving home last night, and my cell phone rings. And it’s a number that I don’t recognize. I pick it up, and say, “Hello?” And there’s this woman’s voice, and she’s like, “Is this Michael?” and I say, “Yeah.” So I’m thinkin’ it’s that girl I met the other day, that I gave my number to. And she’s like, “Did you meet a girl at 88th and 2nd?” And I’m like “Yeah.” “How old are you?” she asks. And I like, I say “I’m 34” but I’m really 44. And then she’s like, “Well she’s 15. This is her mother.”
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Hairy, Swollen, Covered in Cuts and Boils
Hobo: Hey, any of you fellas got a match?
Drunk guy: Yeah I got a match, my ass and your face!
Hobo: I hear ya.
-3rd Avenue and 9th Street
LOL
[http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/](http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/)
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### Author:  [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)
#### Post date: [July 25, 2005, 11:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quotes-overheard-in-nyc/1046/2 "2005-07-25T11:36:47Z")
Teen girl: I wonder what Marilyn Monroe does in her spare time.
Teen guy: Lie in her coffin?
–2 train
:lol:
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### Author:  [@fairgentleman\_Z](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fairgentleman_Z)
#### Post date: [July 25, 2005, 11:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quotes-overheard-in-nyc/1046/3 "2005-07-25T11:44:13Z")
> [@Sleepy](#):
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> Yeah I got a match, my ass and your face!
omg roffle :lol: that one is wicked funny, I am surprised no one ever come up with that on BEFORE 🤣
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### Author:  [@jay\_g](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jay_g)
#### Post date: [July 25, 2005, 12:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quotes-overheard-in-nyc/1046/4 "2005-07-25T12:09:59Z")
Girl #1: So he told me that no matter what happens on June 31st, he will come to my house and we’ll discuss our wedding.
Girl #2: I wish my boyfriend would be there for me.
Girl #1: It sounds nice, doesn’t it? Except there is no 31st of June.
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### Author:  [@LAFENGAS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LAFENGAS)
#### Post date: [July 25, 2005, 12:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quotes-overheard-in-nyc/1046/5 "2005-07-25T12:28:02Z")
not cool Guy: I never like Lance Armstrong
cool Guy: Why?
not cool Guy: Because he took a shit load of steroids to win his Tour De France’s
cool guy: By “steroids” do you mean “Chemo-therapy”?
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### Author:  [@Straight6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Straight6)
#### Post date: [July 25, 2005, 12:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/quotes-overheard-in-nyc/1046/6 "2005-07-25T12:48:55Z")
Chick #1: What’s the deal with Mimi, anyway? She’s been pregnant for a while.
Chick #2: I know. I’m beginning to think she’s just fat.
–Mimi Maternity, 87th & Broadway