# Raccoon + drunk dude?

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/raccoon-drunk-dude/243354
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [April 6, 2009, 6:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/raccoon-drunk-dude/243354 "2009-04-06T18:38:08Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)
#### Post date: [April 6, 2009, 6:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/raccoon-drunk-dude/243354/1 "2009-04-06T18:38:08Z")

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[http://www.news.com.au/perthnow/story/0,21598,24969574-948,00.html](http://www.news.com.au/perthnow/story/0,21598,24969574-948,00.html)

> A RAGING raccoon has bitten off a pervert’s penis as he tried to rape the animal.
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> Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with friends when he leapt on the terrified animal.
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> “ **When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun** ,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.
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> Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.

I LOL’ed when I read the bolded area. :rofl :rofl

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### Author: ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)
#### Post date: [April 6, 2009, 6:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/raccoon-drunk-dude/243354/2 "2009-04-06T18:39:04Z")

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:rofl

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### Author: ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)
#### Post date: [April 6, 2009, 6:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/raccoon-drunk-dude/243354/3 "2009-04-06T18:42:11Z")

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Oh the things people will do when they’re drunk. :rofl

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### Author: ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)
#### Post date: [April 6, 2009, 6:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/raccoon-drunk-dude/243354/4 "2009-04-06T18:43:43Z")

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WAT :rofl

speaking of raccoons, the kid who lives next door to chuck hit one on the northway and ripped off his front lip and part of his front bumper on his mk4 jettta 2.0 :haha

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### Author: ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)
#### Post date: [April 6, 2009, 6:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/raccoon-drunk-dude/243354/5 "2009-04-06T18:44:30Z")

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> [@WTB: Guillotine](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-guillotine/16693/19):
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> wat :rofl
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> speaking of raccoons, the kid who lives next door to chuck hit one on the northway and ripped off his front lip and part of his front bumper on his mk4 jettta 2.0 :haha

_news flash_: _ **nobody cares!** _

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### Author: ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)
#### Post date: [April 6, 2009, 6:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/raccoon-drunk-dude/243354/6 "2009-04-06T18:45:56Z")

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> [@What not to do when you drink your first time...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-not-to-do-when-you-drink-your-first-time/16755/11):
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> _news flash_: _ **nobody cares!** _

update!!

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### Author: ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)
#### Post date: [April 6, 2009, 6:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/raccoon-drunk-dude/243354/7 "2009-04-06T18:46:10Z")

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![http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/big_wheel.gif](http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/big_wheel.gif)

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### Author: ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)
#### Post date: [April 6, 2009, 7:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/raccoon-drunk-dude/243354/8 "2009-04-06T19:10:11Z")

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> [@the R/T gets a$s](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-r-t-gets-a-s/16750/53):
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> ![http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/big_wheel.gif](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/8/1/8155af7c63b9d965513375bc6c56402d558349ff.gif)

This is funnier than your OP. :lol

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### Author: ![DUKE\_LADUKE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/duke_laduke/32/6317_2.png) [@DUKE\_LADUKE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DUKE_LADUKE)
#### Post date: [April 6, 2009, 7:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/raccoon-drunk-dude/243354/9 "2009-04-06T19:19:15Z")

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LMAO to this thread. I wonder if that guy had a family.Imagine reading about that about your husband or dad .

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### Author: ![tdi\_logik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tdi_logik/32/6310_2.png) [@tdi\_logik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tdi_logik)
#### Post date: [April 6, 2009, 7:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/raccoon-drunk-dude/243354/10 "2009-04-06T19:19:20Z")

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> [@the R/T gets a$s](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-r-t-gets-a-s/16750/53):
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> ![http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/big_wheel.gif](http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/big_wheel.gif)

HAHAHAHAHA that looks like Cameo’s cousin’s kid hahah!!!

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### Author: ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2009, 4:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/raccoon-drunk-dude/243354/11 "2009-04-07T04:47:59Z")

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raccoons are sooooooo tight! :wow

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### Author: ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2009, 6:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/raccoon-drunk-dude/243354/12 "2009-04-07T06:16:05Z")

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![http://fc03.deviantart.com/fs19/f/2007/274/d/0/lol_wut_negra__by_fahugoowabs.jpg](http://fc03.deviantart.com/fs19/f/2007/274/d/0/lol_wut_negra__by_fahugoowabs.jpg)

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### Author: ![HANSTECH](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hanstech/32/6445_2.png) [@HANSTECH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HANSTECH)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2009, 8:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/raccoon-drunk-dude/243354/13 "2009-04-07T08:22:18Z")

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russians. lol.

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### Author: ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2009, 10:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/raccoon-drunk-dude/243354/14 "2009-04-07T10:03:02Z")

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Hahahahahaha

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### Author: ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2009, 10:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/raccoon-drunk-dude/243354/15 "2009-04-07T10:17:46Z")

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questionable decision

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### Author: ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2009, 12:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/raccoon-drunk-dude/243354/16 "2009-04-07T12:28:46Z")

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Ive heard about people having ‘relations’ with sheep, goats and dogs but never a racoon. Those things get rabies.

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### Author: ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2009, 7:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/raccoon-drunk-dude/243354/17 "2009-04-07T19:38:51Z")

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> [@will i get killed?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/will-i-get-killed/16235/51):
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> Ive heard about people having ‘relations’ with sheep, goats and dogs but never a racoon. Those things get rabies.

wat

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### Author: ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2009, 7:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/raccoon-drunk-dude/243354/18 "2009-04-07T19:43:29Z")

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PBJ \<3’s beastiality

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### Author: ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2009, 7:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/raccoon-drunk-dude/243354/19 "2009-04-07T19:44:28Z")

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peanut butter and jelly?

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### Author: ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2009, 7:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/raccoon-drunk-dude/243354/20 "2009-04-07T19:44:39Z")

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Yes.

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