# RACEhatch ULTIMATE FAIL EPIC THREAD 5\* **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 16, 2009, 7:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842 "2009-09-16T07:51:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![rac92eghatch228](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/54ee81/32.png) [@rac92eghatch228](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rac92eghatch228)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 10:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/281 "2009-09-18T10:20:20Z")
nah stupid, look at the “toys” album while your snoopin around my first bike was a worked cr125 that i built myself when i was 14 so im gunna repeat myself suck me EASY ![http://i26.tinypic.com/2i7l3q.jpg](http://i26.tinypic.com/2i7l3q.jpg) AND IM THE 3RD OWNER DEFF WAS NEVER STOLEN DICKNUGGET ---
**Author:** ![Auto0utcast1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast1/32/6546_2.png) [@Auto0utcast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast1)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 10:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/282 "2009-09-18T10:23:03Z")
> [@OFFICIAL Buffalo Sabres Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-buffalo-sabres-thread/25170/2284): > > nah stupid, look at the “toys” album while your snoopin around my first bike was a worked cr125 that i built myself when i was 14 so im gunna repeat myself suck me EASY > > AND IM THE 3RD OWNER DEFF WAS NEVER STOLEN DICKNUGGET [![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7p4mioawIA) ---
**Author:** ![rac92eghatch228](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/54ee81/32.png) [@rac92eghatch228](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rac92eghatch228)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 10:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/283 "2009-09-18T10:37:30Z")
HAHAHAHA good ONE ![http://i26.tinypic.com/2i7l3q.jpg](http://i26.tinypic.com/2i7l3q.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 10:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/284 "2009-09-18T10:39:07Z")
> [@BMW 335i is the next Supra](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bmw-335i-is-the-next-supra/23181/98): > > [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7p4mioawIA](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7p4mioawIA) PFFFFFFFT!! :rofl ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 10:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/285 "2009-09-18T10:52:28Z")
> [@K20 vs Supra](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/k20-vs-supra/23146/49): > > HAHAHAHA good ONE First, do you really live in Amsterrrrreecko like your shit says? Because I live there, have a little bit of a reputation here and can meet you and verify your cars for sale… and your maturity… for my friends here at shift. Second, There are trailer parks on Sacandaga lake, lots of them actually. Third. Your 19. And talk like your 12, no wonder people won’t take you serious. Shape up. Forth. How do you get that jacked from a dirt bike? No helmet? Because that would explain more than just the facial injury. Fifth. The truck I would have someone interested in, but your acting like a douch, and I don’t like referring douch’s to my friends. So you lost a possible sale, based on your actions here. Sixth. It may be the internet, and it may be a public forum. But we are all local. You might piss off the wrong person, and chances are since your cars stick out from the crowd (good way or bad) someone might recognize you. Not to mention, if you ever straightened out your shit, it will be harder to “fit in” when you see the more “up standing” members of Shift somewhere; car show, car cruise, swap meet, or even a fucking gas station somewhere. Seventh. How did you go from driving a $10K+ Avalanche to $1K- beaters? Drug car repo? :ninja Last but not least: I think you needed more hugs when you were little. :hug ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 10:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/286 "2009-09-18T10:53:22Z")
> [@help with some minor painting](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/help-with-some-minor-painting/22213/11): > > We love you too Wayne. :rofl :hug > [@OFFICIAL Buffalo Sabres Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-buffalo-sabres-thread/25170/2281): > > 🤣rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl So thrown up in the mix I almost fell over lol i didn’t think anybody would get it. lol :thumbup ---
**Author:** ![Auto0utcast1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast1/32/6546_2.png) [@Auto0utcast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast1)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 11:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/287 "2009-09-18T11:00:40Z")
> [@K20 vs Supra](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/k20-vs-supra/23146/49): > > HAHAHAHA good ONE that finger your IQ or tooth count? number of braincells you have? or the inch measurement of your cock? ---
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 11:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/288 "2009-09-18T11:17:50Z")
YES! YES YES YES YES. This thread just got WAYYY better. ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 11:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/289 "2009-09-18T11:33:32Z")
Let’s see here. Failhatch: Column is all hacked up Beat to shit Cheap shitty paint job Lien on title Sounds like SOMEONE: Hacked apart column to steal it… Beat the shit out of it…because, well, it wasn’t theirs. Then they realize the error of their ways and… Rattle canned it flat black because… It wasn’t theirs and has a lien on the title. Sound about right? ---
**Author:** ![Built\_Not\_Bought](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f08c70/32.png) [@Built\_Not\_Bought](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Built_Not_Bought)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 11:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/290 "2009-09-18T11:34:52Z")
EPIC!!! LOVE THIS THREAD ---
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 11:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/291 "2009-09-18T11:39:23Z")
> [@FS: what is left or parting out 97 civic ex 5 speed](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-what-is-left-or-parting-out-97-civic-ex-5-speed/22760/17): > > learn how to ride a bicycle before hopping on a dirtbike, it was prob a little xr100 :rofl :rofl > > **go ahead post your address on here see what happens** Dude no offense but you are the definition of e-muscles :lol Your pretty scrawny to talk shit like that :rofl ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 11:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/292 "2009-09-18T11:40:32Z")
> [@FS: 95-99 neon dohc bolt ons](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-95-99-neon-dohc-bolt-ons/23199/3): > > Let’s see here. > > Failhatch: > > Column is all hacked up > Beat to shit > Cheap shitty paint job > Lien on title > > Sounds like SOMEONE: > > Hacked apart column to steal it… > Beat the shit out of it…because, well, it wasn’t theirs. Then they realize the error of their ways and… > Rattle canned it flat black because… > It wasn’t theirs and has a lien on the title. > > Sound about right? How may you know this information Mr Fizzel? Not that I am doubting you, just want to see what he says about your reply! lol If he is actually from Amsterdam I know the car I think. ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 11:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/293 "2009-09-18T11:43:04Z")
Ive said it a million times over… Shift Fight Night!!! Needs to happen! ---
**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 11:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/294 "2009-09-18T11:43:52Z")
^ what he said ---
**Author:** ![FMFGSX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f6c823/32.png) [@FMFGSX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FMFGSX)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 11:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/295 "2009-09-18T11:44:29Z")
> [@FS: 95-99 neon dohc bolt ons](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-95-99-neon-dohc-bolt-ons/23199/3): > > Let’s see here. > > Failhatch: > > Column is all hacked up > Beat to shit > Cheap shitty paint job > Lien on title > > Sounds like SOMEONE: > > Hacked apart column to steal it… > Beat the shit out of it…because, well, it wasn’t theirs. Then they realize the error of their ways and… > Rattle canned it flat black because… > It wasn’t theirs and has a lien on the title. > > Sound about right? Sherlock Benny!!! :rofl ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 11:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/296 "2009-09-18T11:46:16Z")
Benny is like Towlie solving crimes…“Im gonna need to get a little bit high…” :rofl ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 11:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/297 "2009-09-18T11:48:17Z")
How did I let this thread go un-noticed? ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 11:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/298 "2009-09-18T11:53:10Z")
> [@NGK vs Bosch Spark Plugs](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ngk-vs-bosch-spark-plugs/23194/11): > > How did I let this thread go un-noticed? dont you hate that… You stumble upon it, and want to shoot yourself becasue you have to read 10+ pages becasue you want to know whats going on. LOL PS did you go to the DOT building on Wolf Rd. on the SMR yesterday or the day befor? My buddy works there and saw, maybe you, pull in on a Husky. ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 11:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/299 "2009-09-18T11:53:57Z")
I’m saving this for when I get to the office. haha ---
**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 12:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/300 "2009-09-18T12:07:31Z")
do expect to see the truck at the football game tonight? [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842.md?page=14) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842.md?page=16)