# RACEhatch ULTIMATE FAIL EPIC THREAD 5\* **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 16, 2009, 7:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842 "2009-09-16T07:51:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 12:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/301 "2009-09-18T12:23:36Z")
> [@X-box live gamertag thread\*\*edited with list\*\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/x-box-live-gamertag-thread-edited-with-list/22265/322): > > do expect to see the truck at the football game tonight? WTF are you talking about. fooseball is the devil ---
**Author:** ![rac92eghatch228](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/54ee81/32.png) [@rac92eghatch228](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rac92eghatch228)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 12:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/302 "2009-09-18T12:27:05Z")
> [@X-box live gamertag thread\*\*edited with list\*\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/x-box-live-gamertag-thread-edited-with-list/22265/322): > > do expect to see the truck at the football game tonight? where ? broadalbin? idk man, PM me. > [@FS: 95-99 neon dohc bolt ons](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-95-99-neon-dohc-bolt-ons/23199/3): > > Let’s see here. > > Failhatch: > > Column is all hacked up > Beat to shit > Cheap shitty paint job > Lien on title > > Sounds like SOMEONE: > > Hacked apart column to steal it… > Beat the shit out of it…because, well, it wasn’t theirs. Then they realize the error of their ways and… > Rattle canned it flat black because… > It wasn’t theirs and has a lien on the title. > > Sound about right? no, actually, i bought the car off the second owner, with the lien on the title, which is from 16 years ago. when the car blew up in amsterdam, i had to leave it there, and in 3 days someone took the intake, cd player(w/out faceplate?), and obviously attempted to steal it, but they failed breaking a flathead off in the keyhole, so i had to switch the ignition, rattle can is self explanitory, its btter then “team teal” i hate green and blue therefore i painted it black and it looks much better then it did originally and you know it. > [@ny97sohc"](#): > > that finger your IQ or tooth count? number of braincells you have? or the inch measurement of your cock? you’re girlfriend couldnt find a yardstick lastnight to measure my dick so idk the exact measurement. FYI-in that accident i smashed out 11 teeth and have porcelain replacements. and i scored a 2131 on my sat so no comment about the IQ. > [@OFFICIAL Buffalo Sabres Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-buffalo-sabres-thread/25170/2289): > > First, do you really live in Amsterrrrreecko like your shit says? Because I live there, have a little bit of a reputation here and can meet you and verify your cars for sale… and your maturity… for my friends here at shift. > > Second, There are trailer parks on Sacandaga lake, lots of them actually. > > Third. Your 19. And talk like your 12, no wonder people won’t take you serious. Shape up. > > Forth. How do you get that jacked from a dirt bike? No helmet? Because that would explain more than just the facial injury. > > Fifth. The truck I would have someone interested in, but your acting like a douch, and I don’t like referring douch’s to my friends. So you lost a possible sale, based on your actions here. > > Sixth. It may be the internet, and it may be a public forum. But we are all local. You might piss off the wrong person, and chances are since your cars stick out from the crowd (good way or bad) someone might recognize you. Not to mention, if you ever straightened out your shit, it will be harder to “fit in” when you see the more “up standing” members of Shift somewhere; car show, car cruise, swap meet, or even a fucking gas station somewhere. > > Seventh. How did you go from driving a $10K+ Avalanche to $1K- beaters? Drug car repo? :ninja > > Last but not least: I think you needed more hugs when you were little. :hug the avalanche was a joint thing between me and my stepadad, long story short, front + rear end went didnt feel like fixin it, let the bank repo it…since we owed like 8k and couldnt even sell it for 8k as is and i have the right to defend myself you assholes started the fire, all i wanted was 400 bucks for a good base for a b18 turbz build, and yea growin up wasnt the greatestthx for the hug, and yea didnt have a helmet on, i actually had supermoto wheels and rode the backroads by my dads house alot, i was practicing my wheelies, came down and a few of the front spokes gave way and i went over the handlebars. and my dad lives in a-dam mom in broadalbin, and MY garage is right off the amsterdam exit ---
**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 12:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/303 "2009-09-18T12:34:35Z")
yea ill be there for the whole game… unfortunitly ---
**Author:** ![rac92eghatch228](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/54ee81/32.png) [@rac92eghatch228](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rac92eghatch228)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 12:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/304 "2009-09-18T12:35:46Z")
> [@16 yrs old in need of a job!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/16-yrs-old-in-need-of-a-job/23205/5): > > yea ill be there for the whole game… unfortunitly lol why? ps-do you smoke? ---
**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 12:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/305 "2009-09-18T12:36:47Z")
no… cuz my g/f is a cheerleader there ---
**Author:** ![rac92eghatch228](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/54ee81/32.png) [@rac92eghatch228](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rac92eghatch228)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 12:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/306 "2009-09-18T12:37:21Z")
for broadalbin? ---
**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 12:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/307 "2009-09-18T12:37:53Z")
ya ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 12:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/308 "2009-09-18T12:38:44Z")
CP? ---
**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 12:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/309 "2009-09-18T12:39:42Z")
> [@wtb:450cc injectors](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-450cc-injectors/23206/3): > > CP? :ninja :excited ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 12:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/310 "2009-09-18T12:40:51Z")
:bowdown :lol ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 12:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/311 "2009-09-18T12:41:02Z")
She have friends? ---
**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 12:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/312 "2009-09-18T12:41:26Z")
sure does… and i know a few r single ---
**Author:** ![Auto0utcast1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast1/32/6546_2.png) [@Auto0utcast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast1)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 12:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/313 "2009-09-18T12:42:24Z")
> [@was their marketing department not thinking?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/was-their-marketing-department-not-thinking/23196/11): > > you’re girlfriend couldnt find a yardstick lastnight to measure my dick so idk the exact measurement. > FYI-in that accident i smashed out 11 teeth and have porcelain replacements. and i scored a 2131 on my sat so no comment about the IQ. BWAHAHAHAHA… ok ill go through this very carefully for you… #1.) awfully hard for you to be boning her while i was… and she was here all night so thats strike one. #2.) i was spot on with the tooth count then? …strike 2 #3.) SAT’s have NOTHING to do with fucking IQ you mental midget. a retarded monkey can score high on SAT’s. SAT’s measure your aptitude in math and english… not a fucking thing about your intelligence quotient. ok so this would be strike 3… you fail. ---
**Author:** ![rac92eghatch228](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/54ee81/32.png) [@rac92eghatch228](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rac92eghatch228)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 12:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/314 "2009-09-18T12:44:01Z")
ok deffinetley dude ur awesome, i would love for you to say this shit to my fuckin’ face E’punk ---
**Author:** ![rac92eghatch228](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/54ee81/32.png) [@rac92eghatch228](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rac92eghatch228)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 12:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/315 "2009-09-18T12:44:25Z")
> [@16 yrs old in need of a job!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/16-yrs-old-in-need-of-a-job/23205/11): > > sure does… and i know a few r single whats her name dude? ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 12:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/316 "2009-09-18T12:44:36Z")
> [@16 yrs old in need of a job!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/16-yrs-old-in-need-of-a-job/23205/11): > > sure does… and i know a few r single Next week were goin to a football game :lol :thumbup ---
**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 12:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/317 "2009-09-18T12:45:00Z")
ashley…shes a senior ---
**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 12:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/318 "2009-09-18T12:45:25Z")
> [@16 yrs old in need of a job!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/16-yrs-old-in-need-of-a-job/23205/13): > > Next week were goin to a football game :lol :thumbup go tonight hahaha:rofl ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 12:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/319 "2009-09-18T12:45:29Z")
> [@18 year old girl wrecks 800hp Corvette!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/18-year-old-girl-wrecks-800hp-corvette/23189/27): > > ashley…shes a senior She have junior friends?? :excited 🤣rofl:rofl ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 12:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/320 "2009-09-18T12:45:50Z")
> [@16 yrs old in need of a job!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/16-yrs-old-in-need-of-a-job/23205/14): > > go tonight hahaha:rofl Im goin to UB with hatefield to party all weekend lol [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842.md?page=15) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842.md?page=17)