# RACEhatch ULTIMATE FAIL EPIC THREAD 5\*
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [September 16, 2009, 7:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842 "2009-09-16T07:51:48Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 18
### Author:  [@Auto0utcast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast1)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2009, 12:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/341 "2009-09-18T12:56:50Z")
> [@FS: 1999 GSR leather seats, halo projector headlights and more](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-1999-gsr-leather-seats-halo-projector-headlights-and-more/23193/11):
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> thats horrible… ill be in b/p in appoximitally 1.5 hrs
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### Author:  [@rac92eghatch228](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rac92eghatch228)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2009, 12:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/342 "2009-09-18T12:57:32Z")
> [@FS: 1999 GSR leather seats, halo projector headlights and more](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-1999-gsr-leather-seats-halo-projector-headlights-and-more/23193/11):
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> thats horrible… ill be in b/p in appoximitally 1.5 hrs
cool im stranded at school lol FM blows
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### Author:  [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2009, 1:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/343 "2009-09-18T13:00:24Z")
well my truck will be on main st. till 6 then ill be at the game
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### Author:  [@Auto0utcast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast1)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2009, 1:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/344 "2009-09-18T13:00:33Z")
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### Author:  [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2009, 1:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/345 "2009-09-18T13:01:49Z")
> [@18 year old girl wrecks 800hp Corvette!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/18-year-old-girl-wrecks-800hp-corvette/23189/28):
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Those motherfuckers have GPS on me!! :lol
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### Author:  [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2009, 1:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/346 "2009-09-18T13:02:28Z")
> [@16 yrs old in need of a job!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/16-yrs-old-in-need-of-a-job/23205/25):
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> Those motherfuckers have GPS on me!! :lol
on u… they got radar and a camera following me just floating there!
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### Author:  [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2009, 1:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/347 "2009-09-18T13:03:33Z")
> [@DJ Drama and Don Cannon Arrested. More RIAA garbage.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dj-drama-and-don-cannon-arrested-more-riaa-garbage/23157/11):
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> thanks man looks like you are the only one here who makes sense when they talk, i kno some of the shit i say is unnecessary but othr users responses are as well. and i am used to typing fast, i have good grammar and speak english properly and i am well educated, lol. thks for the tips, ill try to be a little more respectful, especially towards thosee who show me respect such as yourself. thx pC
NP man… Not to say I am an OG, or a god send to Shift… cause I am far from that lol. But there are some people here what go out of their way to be tools… and it fucks up the entire site for the rest of us.
but enough of this happy horse shit… its Friday biches! Wheres my beer!!!
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### Author:  [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2009, 1:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/348 "2009-09-18T13:04:47Z")
> [@18 year old girl wrecks 800hp Corvette!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/18-year-old-girl-wrecks-800hp-corvette/23189/30):
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> on u… they got radar and a camera following me just floating there!
speakin of which… i havnt met u yet… how old are u dude? I wont judge. lol
EDIT. NM reading your profile must be too hard for me… it said 19. Man I wish I was 19 again!
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### Author:  [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2009, 1:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/349 "2009-09-18T13:05:33Z")
19/m/ny Three foot nine with a ten foot dick :rofl
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### Author:  [@Auto0utcast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast1)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2009, 1:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/350 "2009-09-18T13:07:43Z")
> [@mcflurry"](#):
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> 19/m/ny :rofl
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### Author:  [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2009, 1:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/351 "2009-09-18T13:15:15Z")
> [@mcflurry"](#):
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> 19/m/ny Three foot nine with a ten foot dick :rofl
WAIT WHAT where did the three foot nine shit come from?!?
EDIT… OHH I SEE U EDITED IT LOL CHEATER
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### Author:  [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2009, 1:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/352 "2009-09-18T13:15:53Z")
joey-c yo… kid rock-devil without a cause
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### Author:  [@Auto0utcast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast1)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2009, 1:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/353 "2009-09-18T13:19:17Z")
" yo yo yo im the j o e to the c yo call me joe c got more game than calico, im a freak dont call me sick, 3 foot 9 with a 10 foot dick"
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### Author:  [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2009, 1:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/354 "2009-09-18T13:20:23Z")
ahhhhh man ,ya wanna throw hands with me ? if ya dont know im always ready to do this esp to little punk maggots like you .whenever ya wanna step up and look like 14 again let me know cause guess what buddy "whispers " i dont back down either cupcake
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### Author:  [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2009, 1:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/355 "2009-09-18T13:23:58Z")
back to the SAT scores, i though they were only in multiples of ten, meaning that 2131 is impossible?
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### Author:  [@Auto0utcast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast1)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2009, 1:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/356 "2009-09-18T13:25:21Z")
> [@16 yrs old in need of a job!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/16-yrs-old-in-need-of-a-job/23205/31):
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> ahhhhh man ,ya wanna throw hands with me ? if ya dont know im always ready to do this esp to little punk maggots like you .whenever ya wanna step up and look like 14 again let me know cause guess what buddy "whispers " i dont back down either cupcake
oh snap.
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### Author:  [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2009, 1:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/357 "2009-09-18T13:39:31Z")
" Forward motion, whats all this civic commotion. My whips is hot as hell, dont know what yall is smokin. Tokin, higher, im hotter than fire. Put me in my place, ill be breakin your face, but wait, this way, lets do it all day, let race, lets pace, ill put you in your place. My civic, im livid, your car aint got shizit. You think dat ur great with ur big v 8, but let me tell you sumthin about the year two thousand eight. Rollin with my daddy in the chevy not the caddy. Took out a note, too bad I was broke. Broken, more like it, the chevy hit the levy. I called mr. banker, told him to taker. Then i found this place, shift five one eight. I posted up my shit, soon I was hit, they think their all the same when it comes to the game. Better than me, even though i left my brain. In the dirt, that right, on my moto bike. I hit that fuckin rock but like captain spock, my SAT shot higher than a flyer. So with that I give you, my afternoon desire. Put your shit away, before I have to say, anything more and put you on the floor. "
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### Author:  [@dubnix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dubnix)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2009, 1:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/358 "2009-09-18T13:41:39Z")
i think we haz a rap battle…
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### Author:  [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2009, 1:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/359 "2009-09-18T13:43:00Z")
oh man
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### Author:  [@Auto0utcast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast1)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2009, 1:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/360 "2009-09-18T13:43:46Z")
> [@ikea is the shit.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ikea-is-the-shit/23190/16):
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> " Forward motion, whats all this civic commotion. My whips is hot as hell, dont know what yall is smokin. Tokin, higher, im hotter than fire. Put me in my place, ill be breakin your face, but wait, this way, lets do it all day, let race, lets pace, ill put you in your place. My civic, im livid, your car aint got shizit. You think dat ur great with ur big v 8, but let me tell you sumthin about the year two thousand eight. Rollin with my daddy in the chevy not the caddy. Took out a note, too bad I was broke. Broken, more like it, the chevy hit the levy. I called mr. banker, told him to taker. Then i found this place, shift five one eight. I posted up my shit, soon I was hit, they think their all the same when it comes to the game. Better than me, even though i left my brain. In the dirt, that right, on my moto bike. I hit that fuckin rock but like captain spock, my SAT shot higher than a flyer. So with that I give you, my afternoon desire. Put your shit away, before I have to say, anything more and put you on the floor. "
WAT?:ponder
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