# RACEhatch ULTIMATE FAIL EPIC THREAD 5\*

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [September 16, 2009, 7:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842 "2009-09-16T07:51:48Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![97cavy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/c5a1d2/32.png) [@97cavy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97cavy)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2009, 9:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/481 "2009-09-19T09:47:26Z")

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Jesus, kids need to stay in school. English motherfuckers, learn it

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### Author: ![97cavy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/c5a1d2/32.png) [@97cavy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97cavy)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2009, 9:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/482 "2009-09-19T09:48:10Z")

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flippin burgers at mcdonalds = ballin son!

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### Author: ![rac92eghatch228](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/54ee81/32.png) [@rac92eghatch228](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rac92eghatch228)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2009, 9:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/483 "2009-09-19T09:49:48Z")

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dont work there no more hha

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### Author: ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2009, 9:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/484 "2009-09-19T09:52:17Z")

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[Courson Charm](http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000222596063) September 19 at 12:49pm [Report](http://www.facebook.com/inbox/?ref=mb#)  
Ya iv only ever kissd him during summer nd then i herd he had ‘white bumps’ from one of his FRIENDS nd was like peaceee lol

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### Author: ![rac92eghatch228](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/54ee81/32.png) [@rac92eghatch228](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rac92eghatch228)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2009, 9:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/485 "2009-09-19T09:53:15Z")

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hahahaha herpes fo sho dude the way ppl lie these days is rediculous

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### Author: ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2009, 9:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/486 "2009-09-19T09:55:13Z")

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> [@9 year old + Gran Turismo = Jail ; ;](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/9-year-old-gran-turismo-jail/23233/3):
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> hahahaha herpes fo sho dude the way ppl lie these days is rediculous

Bro, so far, the only lies I have seen are the ones on this forum. Im calling BS. When I hear from the other girls I messaged i’m sure it will only confirm what I have suspected all along. That your full of it.

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### Author: ![rac92eghatch228](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/54ee81/32.png) [@rac92eghatch228](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rac92eghatch228)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2009, 9:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/487 "2009-09-19T09:56:14Z")

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k. y would they admit it? youre insane

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### Author: ![97cavy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/c5a1d2/32.png) [@97cavy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97cavy)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2009, 9:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/488 "2009-09-19T09:58:25Z")

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Exactly, i cant imagine why any girl would admit fucking your white trash wigger ass

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### Author: ![rac92eghatch228](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/54ee81/32.png) [@rac92eghatch228](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rac92eghatch228)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2009, 9:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/489 "2009-09-19T09:59:39Z")

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hahaha im a wigger dude deff you hit the head right on the nail :tards

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### Author: ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2009, 10:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/490 "2009-09-19T10:00:34Z")

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> [@Any thoughts as to what this oil pump could be for? (FSM PIC)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-thoughts-as-to-what-this-oil-pump-could-be-for-fsm-pic/23225/5):
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> class of 180 and bP is one of the highest ranking high schools in the state. And no need to be jealous. and for proof IM IN A PIC with 3 diff girls

haha, you think im jealous thats cute. If only you knew child…if only you knew

> [@NGK vs Bosch Spark Plugs](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ngk-vs-bosch-spark-plugs/23194/27):
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> I have many pics of me with girls, doesnt mean I fucked em

exactly. I know tons of hot chick and have tons of picture with chicks but that doesnt mean i have slept with them nor would i claim to sleep with them.

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### Author: ![black\_bb4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed655f/32.png) [@black\_bb4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/black_bb4)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2009, 10:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/491 "2009-09-19T10:00:51Z")

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> [@iPhone Profit Margin...HOLY SHEEIT!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/iphone-profit-margin-holy-sheeit/23226/13):
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> hahaha im a wigger dude deff you hit the head right on the nail :tards

the head right on the nail? :crazy  
i think its “the nail right on the head”

:thumbup

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### Author: ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2009, 10:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/492 "2009-09-19T10:01:06Z")

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Off on a tangent here, why the hell did you post a pic of your sister as one of your conquests???

**[Courson Charm](http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000222596063) September 19 at 12:35pm [Report](http://www.facebook.com/inbox/?ref=mb#)**  
 **Nd carlis his fuckin sister lmao gross**

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### Author: ![rac92eghatch228](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/54ee81/32.png) [@rac92eghatch228](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rac92eghatch228)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2009, 10:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/493 "2009-09-19T10:02:21Z")

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> [@Oil tumbles toward $50](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/oil-tumbles-toward-50/23227/5):
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> the head right on the nail? :crazy  
> i think its “the nail right on the head”
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> :thumbup

exactly

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### Author: ![rac92eghatch228](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/54ee81/32.png) [@rac92eghatch228](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rac92eghatch228)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2009, 10:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/494 "2009-09-19T10:02:43Z")

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> [@iPhone Profit Margin...HOLY SHEEIT!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/iphone-profit-margin-holy-sheeit/23226/14):
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> Off on a tangent here, why the hell did you post a pic of your sister as one of your conquests???
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> **[Courson Charm](http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000222596063) September 19 at 12:35pm [Report](http://www.facebook.com/inbox/?ref=mb#)**  
> **Nd carlis his fuckin sister lmao gross**

i didnt

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### Author: ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2009, 10:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/495 "2009-09-19T10:06:35Z")

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> [@iPhone Profit Margin...HOLY SHEEIT!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/iphone-profit-margin-holy-sheeit/23226/6):
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> from top to bottom starting with my first post:
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> 1-Krista Barrett  
> 2-Kathleen XXXXXXX  
> 3-Karah Bracchi  
> 4-Nadia Montouri  
> 5-Jillian Litts  
> 6-Brenda Bufe  
> 7-Megan Roots  
> 8-Olivia Ives  
> 9-Jenna Bracchi  
> 10-Courson Orlosky  
> 11-Bianca Dicaterino  
> 12-Katelynn Smith  
> 13-Bianca again(prom date)  
> 14-Lillian Grey  
> 15-Carli and Kayleigh

Your post about girls you’ve sexed.

Carli is your sister is she not?

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### Author: ![rac92eghatch228](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/54ee81/32.png) [@rac92eghatch228](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rac92eghatch228)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2009, 10:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/496 "2009-09-19T10:11:41Z")

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you knoiw there are ppl in the world that have the same name right like theres more then one josh too son

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### Author: ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2009, 10:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/497 "2009-09-19T10:19:51Z")

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> [@WTH: Automotive Painter/Body guy](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wth-automotive-painter-body-guy/23218/9):
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> Contacting said girls now.

no seriously I am right now

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### Author: ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2009, 10:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/498 "2009-09-19T10:26:21Z")

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:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl thread is epic right now, Adam you are killlllin it!! :rofl + rep

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### Author: ![Auto0utcast1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast1/32/6546_2.png) [@Auto0utcast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast1)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2009, 11:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/499 "2009-09-19T11:08:11Z")

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lmfao adam… ++++++ rep… this is the most epic fucking pwn on this forum since… well… me?

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### Author: ![97cavy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/c5a1d2/32.png) [@97cavy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97cavy)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2009, 11:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/500 "2009-09-19T11:08:32Z")

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agreed

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