# RACEhatch ULTIMATE FAIL EPIC THREAD 5\*

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842>\
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [September 16, 2009, 7:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842 "2009-09-16T07:51:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 27

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**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2009, 5:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/521 "2009-09-20T17:36:49Z")

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we all know it aint yours .i mean come on noones that dumb to think a charger is anything worth braggin about

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**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2009, 5:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/522 "2009-09-20T17:37:36Z")

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chargers= teh ghey

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**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2009, 5:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/523 "2009-09-20T17:40:43Z")

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Probably a v6 ‘High Output’ rental car  
Gotta love how they call the pos v6 a high output.

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**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2009, 5:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/524 "2009-09-20T17:42:39Z")

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woo hoo new dodge charger!

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**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2009, 6:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/525 "2009-09-20T18:24:10Z")

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> [@Sabres games streaming anywhere?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sabres-games-streaming-anywhere/23170/31):
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> Woahhhhh calm down… your being a giant douche. Anyone who announces their sex life unprovoked is certainly a liar.

+++++++++++++++++1 so true !!!

> [@rac92eghatch228"](#):
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> yea deff lying want me to name em all first and last?

LOL im so glad you did now that exposed you as a flat out liar, as shown below

> [@300zx TT ebay NICE!!! BIN $6500](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/300zx-tt-ebay-nice-bin-6500/23048/25):
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> This isnt looking good for you iracegayhatchesbecauseihaveaids59858
> 
> ![http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n101/adam1721/conv.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/f/3/f399e450b8ad85c71808c43b6b5be6aeb4b5941e.jpeg)

adam aka the coolest dude on shift at this time LOL

> [@9 year old + Gran Turismo = Jail ; ;](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/9-year-old-gran-turismo-jail/23233/3):
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> hahahaha herpes fo sho dude the way ppl lie these days is rediculous

what? man going by your pictures, you really talk like this ? LOL !!!

you are lying, YOU not anyone else

JUST YOU, its ridiculous yes !

> [@Lexus IS300, 130k Maintenance](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lexus-is300-130k-maintenance/23219/8):
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> k. y would they admit it? youre insane

UM if you are such a stud (:lol) like you say you are then im sure they would feel HONORED to have fucked with such a player as yourself

instead they came back with stories on how lame your stupid ass is

> [@Above & Beyond, Feb 10th, 2007- Guvernment/Koolhaus Complex](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/above-beyond-feb-10th-2007-guvernment-koolhaus-complex/23158/14):
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> lmfao adam… ++++++ rep… this is the most epic fucking pwn on this forum since… well… me?

travis… thats…correct :banghead

> [@Newman's 1986 BMW 326rb build thread.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/newmans-1986-bmw-326rb-build-thread/22123/285):
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> Thanks haha.
> 
> Newest update.
> 
> ```
> [Bianca Dicaterino](http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1404435361) September 19 at 5:34pm [Report](http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#)     
> okay well im definitely not on that listt, and katelynn smith is not either.
> 
> ```

OUCH ! LOL

> [@A Look at the War and What is at Stake.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-look-at-the-war-and-what-is-at-stake/23247/13):
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> I’m sure I could lay game on some of these girls. The younger they are the easier, BUT I have a g/f and some 18 y/o twat waffle isn’t worth it.

HAHA ya im actually gonna get on that

thanks for the names and something to start a convo about kid !

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**Author:** ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2009, 7:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/526 "2009-09-20T19:06:26Z")

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:rofl 99frc in for the pwnage! +rep

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**Author:** ![SSmokinn\_SS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@SSmokinn\_SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SSmokinn_SS)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2009, 7:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/527 "2009-09-20T19:14:43Z")

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what the fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk is going on here??

I leave to go to boston friday night, come back today and this thread has 8 more pages? Why isnt this trailer fool banned yet??

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**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2009, 7:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/528 "2009-09-20T19:18:06Z")

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:rofl

well apparentley this clown really thought he was going to copy and paste a bunch of myspace and facebook pictures to shift, and THEN tell us the names of these girls…(what a retard)

so adam, starts with the pwnage and went in and messaged these girlies on facebook to see if they even knew this kid existed, let alone had sex with him

turns out, hes not only a huge liar… but hes also mad lame, they all know him as a lame mofo, and apparently

**ONE OF THE GIRLS HE POSTED WAS HIS FUCKIN SISTER LOL**

SOOOOO ya

thats the 4 page recap !

BTW he ignored all of this and only comes to respond to random shit like football or something, he said everyone else is lying and these girls would not admit it… so idk LOL

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**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2009, 7:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/529 "2009-09-20T19:19:57Z")

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he wont say if he will fight me or not either ,calls me out o actually anyone ,then backs down .his bull dog mouth is gonna get his puppy dog ass handed to him by someone sometime

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**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2009, 7:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/530 "2009-09-20T19:30:25Z")

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hai guyths check my avatar its me my sister and some other random girl. i banged both of dees gurlz!!!

-raceeghatch on kramerbutt’z name

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**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2009, 7:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/531 "2009-09-20T19:36:03Z")

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Wow this kids a clown shoe

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**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2009, 7:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/532 "2009-09-20T19:49:14Z")

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One million sperm and this one was the best swimmer

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**Author:** ![Auto0utcast1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast1/32/6546_2.png) [@Auto0utcast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast1)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2009, 10:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/533 "2009-09-20T22:58:28Z")

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> [@2007 Buffalo Auto Show Feb. 7-11th](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/2007-buffalo-auto-show-feb-7-11th/23264/18):
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> One million sperm and this one was the best swimmer

OMFG im ROLLING over here… peanut jelly butters u made a funny!! :ahh:lol:lol:lol:haha

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**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2009, 11:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/534 "2009-09-20T23:48:22Z")

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i would change my avatar but im too lazy LOL

i cant believe he posted a picture of **his SISTER!** in his list of bitches he fucked

im dyin over here ! what an idiottttttttttttttt :rofl

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**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2009, 11:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/535 "2009-09-20T23:55:25Z")

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> [@Review : Alpha Dog](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/review-alpha-dog/23080/24):
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> it proves that no matter how much shit you guys talk im still gunna be **gettin pussy** , and **havin fun** , **livin my life** , and im not some **loser ass tool** like you guys think

um LOL

your quotes are killin me …

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**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 12:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/536 "2009-09-21T00:39:14Z")

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> [@TW: Fri Night (tomm) sabres tickets](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tw-fri-night-tomm-sabres-tickets/23269/6):
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> wasnt even there haha i did a lil squeal goin out of the parking lot after i drove through in a 09 dodge charger with 1057 miles on it

nice Sig :lol

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**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 12:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/537 "2009-09-21T00:39:32Z")

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oh guythz heres a quote from anovver fread you guyths should check out

> [@We all should go see this movie...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/we-all-should-go-see-this-movie/23283/21):
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> kramer them girls are hot !!! did u bone em !!!??!!?!

> [@Nice try, Howard.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nice-try-howard/23281/2):
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> yeah maing, deez are 2 hot biddeez i picked up at da club last nite, we had a 3some for like 7 or 8 hours i cant remember, then both of their moms and hot cousins came so it was like me and 8-10 girls for like 12 hrs total, overall a pretty average nite 4 me.
> 
> oh and in no way iz there any possibility dat one of doze gurlz iz my sister, nope, no way.
> 
> EDIT: dis iz race92eghatch on kramers account, of course

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**Author:** ![rac92eghatch228](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/54ee81/32.png) [@rac92eghatch228](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rac92eghatch228)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 12:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/538 "2009-09-21T00:51:34Z")

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> [@2 lanes merging into one: What do you do?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/2-lanes-merging-into-one-what-do-you-do/23253/22):
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> Test drive??

no it was one of my girls,HEMI, we went to go pick up a few 30s at fastrac for the party i had 2 days in a row

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**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 2:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/539 "2009-09-21T02:01:57Z")

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> [@bms crash, kinda graphic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bms-crash-kinda-graphic/23222/17):
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> oh guythz heres a quote from anovver fread you guyths should check out

:rofl awesome !

> [@FS: \*feeler\* 18" ADR Kasai's](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-feeler-18-adr-kasais/22959/16):
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> no it was one of my girls,HEMI, we went to go pick up a few 30s at fastrac for the party i had 2 days in a row

STOP FUCKING LYING SO MUCH

you talk like you got girls on call or somehting

dude they all hate you, **you’re lame**

GIVE IT UP LOL

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**Author:** ![SSmokinn\_SS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@SSmokinn\_SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SSmokinn_SS)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 6:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/540 "2009-09-21T06:00:20Z")

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> [@Holy Supra!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-supra/23274/10):
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> :rofl
> 
> well apparentley this clown really thought he was going to copy and paste a bunch of myspace and facebook pictures to shift, and THEN tell us the names of these girls…(what a retard)
> 
> so adam, starts with the pwnage and went in and messaged these girlies on facebook to see if they even knew this kid existed, let alone had sex with him
> 
> turns out, hes not only a huge liar… but hes also mad lame, they all know him as a lame mofo, and apparently
> 
> **ONE OF THE GIRLS HE POSTED WAS HIS FUCKIN SISTER LOL**
> 
> SOOOOO ya
> 
> thats the 4 page recap !
> 
> BTW he ignored all of this and only comes to respond to random shit like football or something, he said everyone else is lying and these girls would not admit it… so idk LOL

Holy fuck!!! What a piece of shit!!!

!!!

!!!

!!!

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