# RACEhatch ULTIMATE FAIL EPIC THREAD 5\* **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 16, 2009, 7:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842 "2009-09-16T07:51:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 28
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 6:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/541 "2009-09-21T06:09:41Z")
This thread will never end. He just keeps fueling the fire. fucking moron ---
**Author:** ![rac92eghatch228](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/54ee81/32.png) [@rac92eghatch228](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rac92eghatch228)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 6:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/542 "2009-09-21T06:35:48Z")
you guys make no sesne i told you it wasnt my sister it was another girl, and like i said who is gunna admit to some random fucking guy on facebook whos rambling on about a forum they know nothing about who they have and havenot had sex with, and courson is jealous that my ex still calls me and they’re still together ---
**Author:** ![JRubino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jrubino/32/6285_2.png) [@JRubino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JRubino)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 6:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/543 "2009-09-21T06:38:48Z")
> [@Official:Nyspeed 06-07 Snowmobile Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-nyspeed-06-07-snowmobile-thread/21038/19): > > you guys make no sesne i told you it wasnt my sister it was another girl, and like i said who is gunna admit to some random fucking guy on facebook whos rambling on about a forum they know nothing about who they have and havenot had sex with, and courson is jealous that my ex still calls me and they’re still together Random or not why wouldn’t they just admit it if they messed around with you. Clearly they’re saying no because it either didn’t happen and you only had a wet dream that you did hook up with them or they’re just incredibly embarassed that they messed around with you. ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 6:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/544 "2009-09-21T06:38:54Z")
courson? cousin? your _cousin_ is jealous your ex still calls you?? why would your cousin be jealous of yoru ex? :shifty ---
**Author:** ![rac92eghatch228](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/54ee81/32.png) [@rac92eghatch228](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rac92eghatch228)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 6:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/545 "2009-09-21T06:46:30Z")
> [@FS: Elvis impersonator show and dance tix](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-elvis-impersonator-show-and-dance-tix/23280/3): > > courson? cousin? your _cousin_ is jealous your ex still calls you?? > > why would your cousin be jealous of yoru ex? :shifty her name is Courson dude idfk, deff not a family member bro > [@Need a job? Hiring for various positions (mostly financial)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-a-job-hiring-for-various-positions-mostly-financial/23197/21): > > Random or not why wouldn’t they just admit it if they messed around with you. Clearly they’re saying no because it either didn’t happen and you only had a wet dream that you did hook up with them or they’re just incredibly embarassed that they messed around with you. well seeing as how ive never heard a girl admit fucking someone to someone on the internet that theyve never met in their life i dont give a flying fuck what you have to say ---
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 6:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/546 "2009-09-21T06:48:29Z")
Funny, girls have never had a problem admitting that they fucked me… ---
**Author:** ![rac92eghatch228](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/54ee81/32.png) [@rac92eghatch228](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rac92eghatch228)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 6:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/547 "2009-09-21T06:50:02Z")
and another fucking thing if you guys dont get my fucking pictures and shit off your avatar’s etc, im going to have my uncle, SGT.Trooper Thompson, stop over for a visit, so i can press harrassment charges, it is illegal to have my picture representing yourself, and maybe while im at it ill skimm over the uh Oh Hai CP post, and since most of you are like 30 you can have fun while you , have a seat over there. deadass. stop fuckin with my signature n shit too///fair warning. ---
**Author:** ![rac92eghatch228](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/54ee81/32.png) [@rac92eghatch228](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rac92eghatch228)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 6:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/548 "2009-09-21T06:51:11Z")
> [@99FRC"](#): > > Funny, girls have never had a problem admitting that they fucked me… were not talkin about, the Hypochondriac hanging out at the laundromat. Where all the raunchy fat white trashy blondes be at. ---
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 6:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/549 "2009-09-21T06:51:33Z")
You are hardcore bro. Fucking HARDCORE ---
**Author:** ![JRubino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jrubino/32/6285_2.png) [@JRubino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JRubino)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 6:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/550 "2009-09-21T06:54:22Z")
> [@rac92eghatch228"](#): > > and another fucking thing if you guys dont get my fucking pictures and shit off your avatar’s etc, im going to have my uncle, SGT.Trooper Thompson, stop over for a visit, so i can press harrassment charges, it is illegal to have my picture representing yourself, and maybe while im at it ill skimm over the uh Oh Hai CP post, and since most of you are like 30 you can have fun while you , have a seat over there. deadass. stop fuckin with my signature n shit too///fair warning. hahahahahahaha There is nothing illegal about taking a picture that was posted on a publically viewed website and someone or anyone hosting it as an avatar. ---
**Author:** ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 6:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/551 "2009-09-21T06:57:08Z")
> [@rac92eghatch228"](#): > > and another fucking thing if you guys dont get my fucking pictures and shit off your avatar’s etc, im going to have my uncle, SGT.Trooper Thompson, stop over for a visit, so i can press harrassment charges, it is illegal to have my picture representing yourself, and maybe while im at it ill skimm over the uh Oh Hai CP post, and since most of you are like 30 you can have fun while you , have a seat over there. deadass. stop fuckin with my signature n shit too///fair warning. :ohnoes:ahh omggg guyths were all goynna get awesttedd?!!? ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 7:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/552 "2009-09-21T07:09:19Z")
oh. my. god. He’s the best troll ever and he doesn’t even know it. ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 7:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/553 "2009-09-21T07:11:11Z")
:rofl SARGENT TROOPER IS COMIN ---
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 7:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/554 "2009-09-21T07:11:32Z")
Vote 1 to start plastering this thread on other forums, this has officially become legendary ---
**Author:** ![JRubino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jrubino/32/6285_2.png) [@JRubino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JRubino)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 7:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/555 "2009-09-21T07:12:32Z")
> [@zits](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/zits/23284/17): > > Vote 1 to start plastering this thread on other forums, this has officially become legendary Vote 2. ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 7:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/556 "2009-09-21T07:12:53Z")
Oh and while SARGENT TROOPER is at it, why doesn’t he get you for posting some random girl’s picture in your avatar? I’m sure she doesn’t want it there. ---
**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 7:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/557 "2009-09-21T07:13:49Z")
So, SGT. Trooper Thompson just stopped by my place and let me tell you, this guy is no joke! I’m typing this from the hospital, more updates later ---
**Author:** ![JRubino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jrubino/32/6285_2.png) [@JRubino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JRubino)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 7:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/558 "2009-09-21T07:14:28Z")
> [@Rules on Pacing for Speeding Tickets](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rules-on-pacing-for-speeding-tickets/23292/8): > > Oh and while SARGENT TROOPER is at it, why doesn’t he get you for posting some random girl’s picture in your avatar? I’m sure she doesn’t want it there. hahaha this thread gets better and better! ---
**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 7:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/559 "2009-09-21T07:15:29Z")
vote 3 ---
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 7:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/560 "2009-09-21T07:16:40Z")
> [@Rules on Pacing for Speeding Tickets](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rules-on-pacing-for-speeding-tickets/23292/8): > > Oh and while SARGENT TROOPER is at it, why doesn’t he get you for posting some random girl’s picture in your avatar? I’m sure she doesn’t want it there. Oh yea, your not kidding. Do you know how much trouble you can get in for posting pictures of girls that you allegedly had sex with, with their names? If they wanted to EVERY single one of them has a civil suit against you… [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842.md?page=27) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842.md?page=29)