# RACEhatch ULTIMATE FAIL EPIC THREAD 5\* **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 16, 2009, 7:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842 "2009-09-16T07:51:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 29
**Author:** ![JRubino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jrubino/32/6285_2.png) [@JRubino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JRubino)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 7:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/561 "2009-09-21T07:18:15Z")
> [@zits](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/zits/23284/18): > > Oh yea, your not kidding. Do you know how much trouble you can get in for posting pictures of girls that you allegedly had sex with, with their names? If they wanted to EVERY single one of them has a civil suit against you… Send link to this site to every girl you messaged now! ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 7:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/562 "2009-09-21T07:20:00Z")
YESSSSSSSSS, have them join, and let’s get this thread ROLLING on to EPIC of EPIC ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 7:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/563 "2009-09-21T07:23:50Z")
Hey guys, just got fired. Sgt Trooper McGenericname just paid my boss a visit. Ended up firing me without unemployment. This kid is no joke, apparently he killed my roommates cat as well, proceeding to dress it up in his sister’s panties just to prove his point. I’m happy to be alive, however. Just fair warning for the rest of you. ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 7:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/564 "2009-09-21T07:25:26Z")
Nooooo! Catzilla! :rofl I do not know why I refuse to call it by it’s proper name. ---
**Author:** ![rac92eghatch228](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/54ee81/32.png) [@rac92eghatch228](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rac92eghatch228)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 7:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/565 "2009-09-21T07:26:46Z")
i just got off teh fone with Patrick A. Darling Trooper SP Mayfield, he told me that i CAN press charges for someone misusing my identity(my picture in his avatar) and if any of those pictures of those girls proves that they are under 18 then the website could get shutdown. ---
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 7:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/566 "2009-09-21T07:26:55Z")
SHIT. He just came by with the BBB and closed the doors to my business due to, “Unethical posting procedures via internet forums”. WTF. I thought he was just kidding, shit… ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 7:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/567 "2009-09-21T07:27:34Z")
Shit, I hope Dreamworks doesn’t sue me for Scrat being my avatar. :ohnoes ---
**Author:** ![rac92eghatch228](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/54ee81/32.png) [@rac92eghatch228](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rac92eghatch228)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 7:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/568 "2009-09-21T07:30:46Z")
> [@wtb wastegate and bov](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-wastegate-and-bov/23291/4): > > Shit, I hope Dreamworks doesn’t sue me for Scrat being my avatar. :ohnoes im sure if scrat had a problem with it it could be taken care of, deff, you guys are fuckin tools, ill give you trooper darling’s number if you want it you can call him if you want see if im fuckin around ---
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 7:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/569 "2009-09-21T07:32:32Z")
> [@Rules on Pacing for Speeding Tickets](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rules-on-pacing-for-speeding-tickets/23292/17): > > i just got off teh fone with Patrick A. Darling Trooper SP Mayfield, he told me that i CAN press charges for someone misusing my identity(my picture in his avatar) and if any of those pictures of those girls proves that they are under 18 then the website could get shutdown. Take it there I dare you. I and everyone else here will sue you for everything you own for harassment since you used vulgar language and called some of us names in your previous posts. Do it seriously. See where this goes… The only good that will come out of this is that you will have the entire courtroom laughing as the thread is read aloud by the defense attorney. ---
**Author:** ![rac92eghatch228](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/54ee81/32.png) [@rac92eghatch228](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rac92eghatch228)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 7:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/570 "2009-09-21T07:34:07Z")
o really, cuz i think a room full of 30 year olds who like to post pictures of little girls and laugh and joke at the subject of child pornography would be looked down upon amongst legalities. And your gunna sue me for calling you names ??? dude did you pull your tampon out before you came on here? ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 7:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/571 "2009-09-21T07:34:25Z")
Scrat’s my boy, he would never. ---
**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 7:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/572 "2009-09-21T07:35:32Z")
Update: Finally receiving treatment for my stage 3 titty twister… hopefully they can do something about the Texas Chili Bowl I received from the SGT. Trooper ---
**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 7:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/573 "2009-09-21T07:45:10Z")
this is getting better every post!!! ---
**Author:** ![Celtic1982citleC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/celtic1982citlec/32/6323_2.png) [@Celtic1982citleC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Celtic1982citleC)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 7:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/574 "2009-09-21T07:47:10Z")
Travis Koch vs rac92eghatch228 There can only be one winner for epic failure in a 518 forum. Two will step in the ring. One will emerge. Who will it be? ---
**Author:** ![rac92eghatch228](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/54ee81/32.png) [@rac92eghatch228](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rac92eghatch228)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 7:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/575 "2009-09-21T07:48:32Z")
![http://i36.tinypic.com/aew51v.jpg](http://i36.tinypic.com/aew51v.jpg) last time before i become serious, you think i cant sue for harrassment you have a complete thread dedicated to bashing on me asshole’s. ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 7:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/576 "2009-09-21T07:49:24Z")
![http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/i/5371/original/PalinDO_IT_FAGGOT.jpg](http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/i/5371/original/PalinDO_IT_FAGGOT.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 7:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/577 "2009-09-21T07:49:56Z")
> [@zits](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/zits/23284/19): > > o really, cuz i think a room full of 30 year olds who like to post pictures of little girls and laugh and joke at the subject of child pornography would be looked down upon amongst legalities. And your gunna sue me for calling you names ??? dude did you pull your tampon out before you came on here? Well, technically now aren’t you being sexist? Law suit worthy. ---
**Author:** ![Celtic1982citleC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/celtic1982citlec/32/6323_2.png) [@Celtic1982citleC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Celtic1982citleC)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 7:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/578 "2009-09-21T07:51:20Z")
I smell a sexual discrimination lawsuit coming on. I think we should just bring this to Judge Judy. She would know what to do! Can we make a points system for Travis Koch’s old threads vs rac92eghatch228’s threads? There has to be SOME way to cast ballots and see who the more menacing presence is/was. ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 7:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/579 "2009-09-21T07:53:00Z")
This kid’s a splash in the pan compared to T-Kock ---
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 7:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/580 "2009-09-21T07:54:53Z")
STOP PICKING ON ME OR IM GOING TO SEND THE COPS IN AND THEY ARE GOING TO BE MEAN TO YOU!!! [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842.md?page=28) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842.md?page=30)