# RACEhatch ULTIMATE FAIL EPIC THREAD 5\* **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 16, 2009, 7:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842 "2009-09-16T07:51:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 37
**Author:** ![Trollgotpwnd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ebca7d/32.png) [@Trollgotpwnd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Trollgotpwnd)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 1:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/721 "2009-09-21T13:24:08Z")
Throwing down from [3SI.org](http://3SI.org) I would just like to say that as much as he talks about his uncle, i wouldn’t be surprised that SGT trooper trooper or w/e his name is is on his actual list. EPIC thread. Kept me entertained :rofl ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 1:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/722 "2009-09-21T13:25:52Z")
I love the user name. ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 1:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/723 "2009-09-21T13:28:18Z")
> **Burgular sings into facebook at victims house and forgets to log off:** > > The popular online social networking site Facebook helped lead to an alleged burglar’s arrest after he stopped check his account on the victim’s computer, but forgot to log out before leaving the home with two diamond rings. > [The victim] told police that someone had broken into her home through a bedroom window. > There were open cabinets in her garage, and other signs of a burglar. > The victim later noticed that the intruder also used her computer to check his Facebook status, and his account was still open when she checked the computer. > [http://www.journal-news.net/page/con...id/525232.html](http://www.journal-news.net/page/con...id/525232.html) Hey Racehatch fag was this you? Is this where you got those pictures of the girls you banged? ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 1:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/724 "2009-09-21T13:38:04Z")
Fuck this racehatch kid. He’s probably skinnier than I am and can’t fight his way out of a paper bag in real life, so he resorts to the internet to take out his anger on the world. ---
**Author:** ![joebuck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joebuck/32/6551_2.png) [@joebuck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/joebuck)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 1:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/725 "2009-09-21T13:38:10Z")
Made it all the way to the corvette forum. and i must say good job yall on bustin’ this kids ass. oh and i want to ask rac92eghatch… how is your ex gf a lesbian now? Like serious dude how? ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 1:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/726 "2009-09-21T13:40:18Z")
I just posted this on [failbaltss.net](http://failbaltss.net)’s offtopic section. ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 1:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/727 "2009-09-21T13:42:27Z")
thinking about posting this on the almighty clubrsx’s off topic forum… ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 1:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/728 "2009-09-21T13:42:51Z")
Oh yeah, well I posted it as my facebook status! ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 1:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/729 "2009-09-21T13:43:17Z")
DO IT. It’s the least you could do after losing to Hatfield and I in beer pong at Myer’s party the other night :rofl ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 1:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/730 "2009-09-21T13:43:32Z")
Um, wat? ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 1:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/731 "2009-09-21T13:44:00Z")
> [@crank shaft bolt stuck.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/crank-shaft-bolt-stuck/23298/29): > > DO IT. > > It’s the least you could do after losing to Hatfield and I in beer pong at Myer’s party the other night :rofl who was my partner i dont remember. EDIT: was it RUSTY JONEZZZZZZ? ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 1:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/732 "2009-09-21T13:44:34Z")
Oh, I see what happened there… ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 1:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/733 "2009-09-21T13:44:55Z")
Can somebody recap this thread for me? What page does the good stuff start on? What did he get owned on? I’m usually up to date on threads but I somehow must have missed this one. ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 1:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/734 "2009-09-21T13:46:39Z")
I would say you’re safe starting at page ten. ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 1:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/735 "2009-09-21T13:46:45Z")
> [@15% off harbor freight coupon](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/15-off-harbor-freight-coupon/23309/4): > > who was my partner i dont remember. > > EDIT: was it RUSTY JONEZZZZZZ? Wasn’t it Lance? ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 1:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/736 "2009-09-21T13:47:52Z")
every single page has epic ownage on it. no exaggeration ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 1:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/737 "2009-09-21T13:48:28Z")
> [@Compensation Chart](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/compensation-chart/23277/11): > > Wasn’t it Lance? nah dont think i had the horror of playing with that man ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 1:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/738 "2009-09-21T13:51:33Z")
> [@2007 Buffalo Auto Show Feb. 7-11th](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/2007-buffalo-auto-show-feb-7-11th/23264/36): > > fuck you my uncle is a cop :ohnoes ---
**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 1:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/739 "2009-09-21T13:51:38Z")
horror=honor? you suck like .1% as much as rac man and that’s A LOT ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 1:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/740 "2009-09-21T13:53:27Z")
> [@Holy Supra!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-supra/23274/29): > > horror=honor? you suck like .1% as much as rac man and that’s A LOT fuck your shit i challenge you this weekend :ohnoes [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842.md?page=36) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842.md?page=38)