# RACEhatch ULTIMATE FAIL EPIC THREAD 5\*

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842>\
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [September 16, 2009, 7:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842 "2009-09-16T07:51:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 57

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**Author:** ![Mystic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mystic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mystic)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2009, 7:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1121 "2009-09-22T19:45:52Z")

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> [@PRICE REDUCED...ALREADY! FS: 2000/Audi S4/6sp/Silver/Onyx/65k/Stg2+/lots of goodies](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/price-reduced-already-fs-2000-audi-s4-6sp-silver-onyx-65k-stg2-lots-of-goodies/22634/53):
>
> WTF is the big draw with this shit anyway?  
> Not something worth my time joining another forum to comment on.

Not usually, but seeing that I just spent the past couple hours reading this, unable to just walk away after trying to wrap my mind around the stupidity of it all, it was very join/post worthy. :lol

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**Author:** ![Shawn96VR-4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Shawn96VR-4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shawn96VR-4)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2009, 7:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1122 "2009-09-22T19:46:11Z")

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I’d so rock this shit.

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**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2009, 7:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1123 "2009-09-22T19:47:22Z")

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> [@FS: Rainbow 6 Vegas (360)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-rainbow-6-vegas-360/23089/3):
>
> Not usually, but seeing that I just spent the past couple hours reading this, unable to just walk away after trying to wrap my mind around the stupidity of it all, it was very join/post worthy. :lol

Thanks for joinin man! :thumbup

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**Author:** ![dert420sx](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dert420sx/32/6557_2.png) [@dert420sx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dert420sx)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2009, 7:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1124 "2009-09-22T19:49:50Z")

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checking in from [zilvia.net](http://zilvia.net)

thanks ricer92chodegobbler for making an otherwise boring day at the office go away quickly.

btw, nice site you guys got here. i can def feel the love! :thumbup

edit: i left out the main comment as to why i signed up…lol  
this failkid has got to be more epic than “the claw” dude from canada.

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**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2009, 7:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1125 "2009-09-22T19:51:02Z")

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> [@Anyone know how to run an antenna so i can pick up the hd channels](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-know-how-to-run-an-antenna-so-i-can-pick-up-the-hd-channels/23372/2):
>
> Silence PJB, or youre next!! :lol

Im pretty sure I wont be posting up a fake list of girls I claimed to fuck and I dont have a sister so Im clear there.

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**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2009, 7:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1126 "2009-09-22T19:51:45Z")

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> [@PRICE REDUCED...ALREADY! FS: 2000/Audi S4/6sp/Silver/Onyx/65k/Stg2+/lots of goodies](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/price-reduced-already-fs-2000-audi-s4-6sp-silver-onyx-65k-stg2-lots-of-goodies/22634/53):
>
> WTF is the big draw with this shit anyway?  
> Not something worth my time joining another forum to comment on.

paul i wish i could neg you again but i just did like an hour ago for making the same comment in another thread

its funny

thats the end of the story. sorry you cant see it that way

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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2009, 7:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1127 "2009-09-22T19:53:03Z")

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> [@16 yrs old in need of a job!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/16-yrs-old-in-need-of-a-job/23205/64):
>
> OMii iTS BECCAx3 (9:02:29 PM): yah you’ll be hearing from my lawyer
> 
> some btich that wasnt even on the list is tryina sue me thanks alot you guys really need to grow the fuck up i said get the fuck over it its done someone please lock this fucking thread, im in school trying to make something of myself and if i end up in a lawsuit over a bunch of retards on a forum and my future is effected how the fuck is that gunna feel?

If you look closely, there are a couple of really awesome aspects to this:

A: We have another epic thread of people trolling this chick’s aim sn.

B: Holy fucking shit this couldn’t have possibly taken a better turn.

C: :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

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**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2009, 7:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1128 "2009-09-22T19:58:40Z")

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Im so glad I was a part of this

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**Author:** ![Dread](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dread/32/6544_2.png) [@Dread](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dread)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2009, 8:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1129 "2009-09-22T20:06:34Z")

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So to make this thread 10 times more epic one of you single gentlemen needs to fuck his step sister

Get to work brosefs

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**Author:** ![slvrXI](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@slvrXI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slvrXI)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2009, 8:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1130 "2009-09-22T20:08:30Z")

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> [@RIP "Bam Bam" Bigelow](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rip-bam-bam-bigelow/23328/18):
>
> EDIT: The only other time I saw spraypainted wheels was on this one dude’s V6 Mustang down the street. He originally just painted triangles on the tires in the same color as the rims to make the shitty V6 rims look bigger. Then he just spraypainted them all black. And he spraypainted the black hood on the black car to make it look aftermarket…or some crazy shit like that.

I spray painted my wheels…:ponder Whats wrong with that?

 ![http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb107/mikefik_photo/TitaniumGreywheels014.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/d/3/d3f9cd8ba506a0172b8b1c5eb73a932ecdabbf3f.jpeg)  
 ![http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb107/mikefik_photo/TitaniumGreywheels021.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/4/7/473cde93b24adb0e3f42545372c079d36cb17ba8.jpeg)  
 ![http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb107/mikefik_photo/TitaniumGreywheels063.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/9/a/9a78e3aa827ed4e979e564dbd7a386398540108c.jpeg)  
 ![http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb107/mikefik_photo/TitaniumGreywheels081.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/1/7/17c5ba73d86c875b5820c67eba32e05249865abd.jpeg)  
 ![http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb107/mikefik_photo/TitaniumGreywheels083.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/5/0/50f5cd85a33717ae548ace75af59127a3f3a0b9d.jpeg)

:‘(:’(:‘(:’(:‘(:’(:‘(:’(

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**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2009, 8:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1131 "2009-09-22T20:08:38Z")

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![http://www.gamearena.com.au/res/2007/images/features/custom/singlefeatures/dr_evil_one_million_dollars.jpg](http://www.gamearena.com.au/res/2007/images/features/custom/singlefeatures/dr_evil_one_million_dollars.jpg)

[http://forums.clubrsx.com/showthread.php?t=676042](http://forums.clubrsx.com/showthread.php?t=676042)

crsx is full of a bunch of toolbags now so they’re probably going to turn this into a conversation thread but whatever i tried :lol

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**Author:** ![slvrXI](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@slvrXI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slvrXI)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2009, 8:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1132 "2009-09-22T20:14:42Z")

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Nudes of the girls he “fucked”…

[http://forums.bimmerforums.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1312384](http://forums.bimmerforums.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1312384)

Is it worth it?

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**Author:** ![Stir\_Fry\_A\_Lot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/edb3f5/32.png) [@Stir\_Fry\_A\_Lot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Stir_Fry_A_Lot)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2009, 8:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1133 "2009-09-22T20:15:33Z")

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![http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb107/mikefik_photo/TitaniumGreywheels083.jpg](http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb107/mikefik_photo/TitaniumGreywheels083.jpg)

What’s the story on the E34 in the background?

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**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2009, 8:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1134 "2009-09-22T20:19:32Z")

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lol this gets better by the minute. i can’t wait to see the look on this kids face 10 years from now when he’s in a suite and tie sitting down at the interview table, and the person he’s interviewing with holds up 100 pages of paper and is like “Are you THAT Josh???!?!”

ROFL

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**Author:** ![timewellspent](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/timewellspent/32/3519_2.png) [@timewellspent](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/timewellspent)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2009, 8:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1135 "2009-09-22T20:21:18Z")

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> [@How is Fiamma Steak?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-is-fiamma-steak/23319/16):
>
> I spray painted my wheels…:ponder Whats wrong with that?
> 
> ![http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb107/mikefik_photo/TitaniumGreywheels014.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/d/3/d3f9cd8ba506a0172b8b1c5eb73a932ecdabbf3f.jpeg)  
> ![http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb107/mikefik_photo/TitaniumGreywheels021.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/4/7/473cde93b24adb0e3f42545372c079d36cb17ba8.jpeg)  
> ![http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb107/mikefik_photo/TitaniumGreywheels063.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/9/a/9a78e3aa827ed4e979e564dbd7a386398540108c.jpeg)  
> ![http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb107/mikefik_photo/TitaniumGreywheels081.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/1/7/17c5ba73d86c875b5820c67eba32e05249865abd.jpeg)  
> ![http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb107/mikefik_photo/TitaniumGreywheels083.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/5/0/50f5cd85a33717ae548ace75af59127a3f3a0b9d.jpeg)
> 
> :‘(:’(:‘(:’(:‘(:’(:‘(:’(

Difference being…yours looks halfway decent. 😉

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**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2009, 8:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1136 "2009-09-22T20:22:20Z")

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im gonna have to link this thread on my international website with 25k members, why not at this point :lol

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**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2009, 8:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1137 "2009-09-22T20:23:28Z")

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what the fuck have you been waiting for? i will literally SHIT in my pants if someone comes in here and pwns him in a different language.

yes i will post pics.

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**Author:** ![slvrXI](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@slvrXI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slvrXI)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2009, 8:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1138 "2009-09-22T20:24:13Z")

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> [@How not to fix a cooling problem...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-not-to-fix-a-cooling-problem/23355/13):
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> ![http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb107/mikefik_photo/TitaniumGreywheels083.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/5/0/50f5cd85a33717ae548ace75af59127a3f3a0b9d.jpeg)
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> What’s the story on the E34 in the background?

'88 535, My buddy’s car, he bought it for 700 because it didnt run right. Found out it had clogged cats. Has new intake, exhaust and suspension. Nice deal for 700 right? Crap wheels tho.

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**Author:** ![timewellspent](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/timewellspent/32/3519_2.png) [@timewellspent](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/timewellspent)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2009, 8:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1139 "2009-09-22T20:24:28Z")

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> [@How is Fiamma Steak?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-is-fiamma-steak/23319/18):
>
> Nudes of the girls he “fucked”…
> 
> [Bimmerforums - The Ultimate BMW Forum](http://forums.bimmerforums.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1312384)
> 
> Is it worth it?

Man…I even signed up for that forum and that damn thread STILL won’t show up.  
You bastard. :o

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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2009, 8:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1140 "2009-09-22T20:25:47Z")

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Not the same chick.

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