# RACEhatch ULTIMATE FAIL EPIC THREAD 5\* **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 16, 2009, 7:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842 "2009-09-16T07:51:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 62
**Author:** ![SSmokinn\_SS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@SSmokinn\_SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SSmokinn_SS)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 5:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1221 "2009-09-23T05:58:00Z")
> [@FS/FT 93 VW Passat 2.0 16v 5 speed sedan I BOUGHT ANOTHER CAR, PRICE DROP!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-ft-93-vw-passat-2-0-16v-5-speed-sedan-i-bought-another-car-price-drop/23186/9): > > damnit smokin. i know that you just learned how to link stuff (you’re welcome BTW), but make a damn separate thread for that nonsense! this is now a Epic thread. Travis’s nasty taste in boobs should also be epic. ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 6:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1222 "2009-09-23T06:01:21Z")
Dear lord… ---
**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 6:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1223 "2009-09-23T06:02:19Z")
Arg. So much NWS!!! Make a thread for that. ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 6:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1224 "2009-09-23T06:03:56Z")
it only took 41 pages of stupid for this kid to become a world wide failure. P.S. I have not heard anything more from any of the girls I messaged ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 6:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1225 "2009-09-23T06:09:49Z")
You knwo what Smokin… you’re right. Failvis’ fails shoudl be moar worldwide and epic… and there’s no better time than right now! **ATTENTION ALL NEW MEMBERS / VISITORS FROM OTHER FORUMS** If you would like to continue your lulz and enjoy your stay a few threads longer, we at SHIFT518 would like to invite you to view our other failure on the forum. Here are a few of the kid we call “Failvis”, noone fails as much, or as hard as he. He actually even has his own Urban Dictionary term. Enjoy!! [http://shift518.gom-host.com/showthread.php?t=8336](http://shift518.gom-host.com/showthread.php?t=8336) [http://shift518.gom-host.com/showthread.php?t=11890](http://shift518.gom-host.com/showthread.php?t=11890) [http://shift518.gom-host.com/showthread.php?t=11878](http://shift518.gom-host.com/showthread.php?t=11878) [http://shift518.gom-host.com/showthread.php?t=7965](http://shift518.gom-host.com/showthread.php?t=7965) > **[Urban Dictionary: Failvis](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Failvis)** > > A level of total life failure that is all enveloping. One can be known to be a failvis by not only repeatedly failing at life in almost any aspect, but also being totally incapable of admitting to one's wrong doings, and genuinely not being able to... [http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090305191631856](http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090305191631856) [http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090305191631856](http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090305191631856) [http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090305191631856](http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090305191631856) [http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090305191631856](http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090305191631856) [http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090305191631856](http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090305191631856) [http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090305191631856](http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090305191631856) [http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090305191631856](http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090305191631856) [http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090305191631856](http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090305191631856) [http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090305191631856](http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090305191631856) [http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090305191631856](http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090305191631856) We now return to the regularly scheduled bashing of 92raceegracewars hatch. ---
**Author:** ![speedwaypinoy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/speedwaypinoy/32/6554_2.png) [@speedwaypinoy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/speedwaypinoy)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 6:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1226 "2009-09-23T06:11:11Z")
> [@how cold (outside temp) do you go with s/c?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-cold-outside-temp-do-you-go-with-s-c/23202/22): > > checkin in from [www.autoindustriya.com](http://www.autoindustriya.com) , the biggest Philippine auto forums. yup thats right… and we are enjoying laughing at your ass all over here as much as we enjoy eating our balut. > > some guys are posting this in forums all around asia too. > > And i know we asian’s are crazy but we still think fucking your sister is fucked up. > > even if i was lying i would not even THINK of putting my sister in my fake girls-i-banged list. You’re SICK! This just made my day :rofl ---
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 6:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1227 "2009-09-23T06:18:05Z")
All the NWS pics should be links, it’s to risky for members currently at work to view the thread now ☹ ---
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 6:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1228 "2009-09-23T06:21:54Z")
I don’t even know how to put how awesome this is, into words. It is way beyond epic. ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 6:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1229 "2009-09-23T06:22:00Z")
Indeed. I have no one around me, but if someone happens to pop in… ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 6:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1230 "2009-09-23T06:25:58Z")
i also vote for them to be links. ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 6:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1231 "2009-09-23T06:37:56Z")
the epicness of this thread has been off the charts for about 3 days now. this is mindblowing :lol ---
**Author:** ![Shawn96VR-4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Shawn96VR-4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shawn96VR-4)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 6:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1232 "2009-09-23T06:39:21Z")
NWS = One of the reasons why I can’t come onto this site. Not difficult to use links you hornee pricks. ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 6:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1233 "2009-09-23T06:41:29Z")
So use your super mod powah and fix it! ---
**Author:** ![Roadblkx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7ea924/32.png) [@Roadblkx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Roadblkx)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 7:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1234 "2009-09-23T07:00:14Z")
Checking in from BFC.ot as well this thread is freaking EPIC! ![http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/thumb/1/1c/Leia_luke_kiss.jpg/375px-Leia_luke_kiss.jpg](http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/thumb/1/1c/Leia_luke_kiss.jpg/375px-Leia_luke_kiss.jpg):retardclap ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 7:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1235 "2009-09-23T07:00:59Z")
- rep for hilarious incest reference. ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 7:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1236 "2009-09-23T07:01:32Z")
Seriously guys, do not post this on /b We WILL get hacked. ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 7:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1237 "2009-09-23T07:02:39Z")
really… boooooooooo ---
**Author:** ![Roadblkx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7ea924/32.png) [@Roadblkx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Roadblkx)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 7:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1238 "2009-09-23T07:09:05Z")
Is this thread inverted to anyone else now? the new posts are showing up at the top of page 1, with the first posts on page 42. whats up with that? ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 7:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1239 "2009-09-23T07:10:03Z")
Change the settings in your user CP. Edit: User CP \> Edit Options \> Thread Display Mode ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 7:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1240 "2009-09-23T07:11:21Z")
> [@\*Official NFL Championship Games Thread\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-nfl-championship-games-thread/23369/105): > > Is this thread inverted to anyone else now? the new posts are showing up at the top of page 1, with the first posts on page 42. whats up with that? u suck at the intertubes [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842.md?page=61) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842.md?page=63)