# RACEhatch ULTIMATE FAIL EPIC THREAD 5\* **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 16, 2009, 7:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842 "2009-09-16T07:51:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 63
**Author:** ![Roadblkx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7ea924/32.png) [@Roadblkx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Roadblkx)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 7:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1241 "2009-09-23T07:12:32Z")
thanks n!cole, never came across that before. ---
**Author:** ![Roadblkx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7ea924/32.png) [@Roadblkx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Roadblkx)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 7:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1242 "2009-09-23T07:16:05Z")
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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 7:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1243 "2009-09-23T07:24:44Z")
Some bitch is going to be on Oprah tonight that had a consensual sexual relationship with her own father. Seriously. ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 7:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1244 "2009-09-23T07:28:00Z")
:rofl @ Bennah watching O. ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 7:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1245 "2009-09-23T07:40:51Z")
> [@\*Official NFL Championship Games Thread\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-nfl-championship-games-thread/23369/119): > > Some bitch is going to be on Oprah tonight that had a consensual sexual relationship with her own father. > > Seriously. someone needs to link Oprah. ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 8:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1246 "2009-09-23T08:11:08Z")
Can I come over too Nicole? Back on topic: raceghatchbuttholesurfer666 = [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7-E1qTVJgE](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7-E1qTVJgE) ---
**Author:** ![Bigstank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/958977/32.png) [@Bigstank](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bigstank)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 8:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1247 "2009-09-23T08:12:19Z")
Coming in from Singh’s SLRR site. EPIC THREAD! later doods! ---
**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 8:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1248 "2009-09-23T08:26:36Z")
![http://aim.search.aol.com/search/redir?src=image&s_req=68020ce3c00b7dfd&s_cq=sister&s_cid=313192778924080641451694175670384370963&s_cim=1253719269270&s_cu=http%3A%2F%2Fi550.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fii409%2FyoRRma%2FI-Love-My-Sister1.gif&s_cd=ImgDet&s_cm=image_details.M.xml](http://aim.search.aol.com/search/redir?src=image&s_req=68020ce3c00b7dfd&s_cq=sister&s_cid=313192778924080641451694175670384370963&s_cim=1253719269270&s_cu=http%3A%2F%2Fi550.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fii409%2FyoRRma%2FI-Love-My-Sister1.gif&s_cd=ImgDet&s_cm=image_details.M.xml) ---
**Author:** ![Stir\_Fry\_A\_Lot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/edb3f5/32.png) [@Stir\_Fry\_A\_Lot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Stir_Fry_A_Lot)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 8:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1249 "2009-09-23T08:30:02Z")
> [@Hillary is running for president](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hillary-is-running-for-president/23323/61): > > You knwo what Smokin… you’re right. Failvis’ fails shoudl be moar worldwide and epic… and there’s no better time than right now! > > **ATTENTION ALL NEW MEMBERS / VISITORS FROM OTHER FORUMS** > > > > If you would like to continue your lulz and enjoy your stay a few threads longer, we at SHIFT518 would like to invite you to view our other failure on the forum. Here are a few of the kid we call “Failvis”, noone fails as much, or as hard as he. He actually even has his own Urban Dictionary term. > > Enjoy!! > > [http://shift518.gom-host.com/showthread.php?t=8336](http://shift518.gom-host.com/showthread.php?t=8336) > > [http://shift518.gom-host.com/showthread.php?t=11890](http://shift518.gom-host.com/showthread.php?t=11890) > > [http://shift518.gom-host.com/showthread.php?t=11878](http://shift518.gom-host.com/showthread.php?t=11878) > > [http://shift518.gom-host.com/showthread.php?t=7965](http://shift518.gom-host.com/showthread.php?t=7965) > > [Urban Dictionary: Failvis](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=failvis) > > [http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090305191631856](http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090305191631856) > > [http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090305191631856](http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090305191631856) > > [http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090305191631856](http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090305191631856) > > [http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090305191631856](http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090305191631856) > > [http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090305191631856](http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090305191631856) > > [http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090305191631856](http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090305191631856) > > [http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090305191631856](http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090305191631856) > > [http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090305191631856](http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090305191631856) > > [http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090305191631856](http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090305191631856) > > [http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090305191631856](http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090305191631856) > > We now return to the regularly scheduled bashing of 92raceegracewars hatch. :rofl ---
**Author:** ![Fel](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fel/32/3518_2.png) [@Fel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fel)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 8:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1250 "2009-09-23T08:51:46Z")
> [@16 yrs old in need of a job!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/16-yrs-old-in-need-of-a-job/23205/64): > > OMii iTS BECCAx3 (9:02:29 PM): yah you’ll be hearing from my lawyer > > some btich that wasnt even on the list is tryina sue me thanks alot you guys really need to grow the fuck up i said get the fuck over it its done someone please lock this fucking thread, **im in school trying to make something of myself** and if i end up in a lawsuit over a bunch of retards on a forum and my future is effected how the fuck is that gunna feel? I think this part in bold made me laugh the most… says the guy trying to trade his car for weed. This thread keeps getting better and better… ---
**Author:** ![LeeNetworX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de0a6/32.png) [@LeeNetworX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LeeNetworX)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 8:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1251 "2009-09-23T08:51:51Z")
> [@Its about damn time...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/its-about-damn-time/23301/18): > > Just posted on [3Si.org](http://3Si.org) and [corvetteforums.com](http://corvetteforums.com) 3Si is still around? I was a member on there about 8-10 years ago. Checking in from a link to this thread posted on [TwoWheelFix.com](http://TwoWheelFix.com). Thank you for the entertainment. :number1 ---
**Author:** ![DuctApe66](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7feea3/32.png) [@DuctApe66](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DuctApe66)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 9:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1252 "2009-09-23T09:13:09Z")
Hi Benny, thanks for the link. I really needed the laugh. This wannabe don juan’s cock zit is too freaking funny. I :rofl at his self made misery. Cheers all! Oh and someone asked for someone to respond in a foreign language: Sersant Roofie het vir my gese dat die moer se Ma vok vir bakstene op die strand om vir sei sussie 'n hoerhuis te bou. Keep up the good work! Translation: Sargent Trooper told me that this cunt’s Mother fucks for bricks on the beach in order to build his sister a whore house. ---
**Author:** ![SDP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@SDP](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SDP)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 9:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1253 "2009-09-23T09:16:03Z")
518 has been home of many epic threads and pwnage since the apg forum days. Only thing missing so far is photoshopped pics of this goober. Congrats to all. ---
**Author:** ![rac92eghatch\_s\_siste](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/db5fbb/32.png) [@rac92eghatch\_s\_siste](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rac92eghatch_s_siste)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 9:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1254 "2009-09-23T09:47:22Z")
> [@FS: b16 w/lsd obd1 55k (PICS UP!!)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-b16-w-lsd-obd1-55k-pics-up/23390/3): > > Only thing missing so far is photoshopped pics of this goober. Gotcha covered… :thumbup ps, look back on page 40… :shifty someone let the boys over on NASIOC know about this, they’ll eat it up and spit it back out again. ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 9:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1255 "2009-09-23T09:48:08Z")
> [@Watch your countrymen die](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/watch-your-countrymen-die/23373/17): > > Hi Benny, thanks for the link. > > I really needed the laugh. This wannabe don juan’s cock zit is too freaking funny. I :rofl at his self made misery. > > Cheers all! > > Oh and someone asked for someone to respond in a foreign language: > > Sersant Roofie het vir my gese dat die moer se Ma vok vir bakstene op die strand om vir sei sussie 'n hoerhuis te bou. > > Keep up the good work! > > Translation: Sargent Trooper told me that this cunt’s Mother fucks for bricks on the beach in order to build his sister a whore house. damnit. now i have to actually shit my pants and post pics. DAMN. ---
**Author:** ![Shawn96VR-4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Shawn96VR-4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shawn96VR-4)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 9:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1256 "2009-09-23T09:48:24Z")
Cliff Notes of this thread. I see a combo of epicness and fail. ---
**Author:** ![DuctApe66](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7feea3/32.png) [@DuctApe66](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DuctApe66)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 9:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1257 "2009-09-23T09:51:36Z")
> [@16 yrs old in need of a job!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/16-yrs-old-in-need-of-a-job/23205/88): > > damnit. now i have to actually shit my pants and post pics. DAMN. I came for the ownage but I must just “stick” around for this :lol ---
**Author:** ![Grudas](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/grudas/32/3521_2.png) [@Grudas](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Grudas)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 10:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1258 "2009-09-23T10:02:01Z")
registered just to say what a fucking tool you are… :thumbup ![http://www.lolcats.com/images/u/08/23/lolcatsdotcomcm90ebvhwphtzqvf.jpg](http://www.lolcats.com/images/u/08/23/lolcatsdotcomcm90ebvhwphtzqvf.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Yetti\_VR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yetti_vr/32/6357_2.png) [@Yetti\_VR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Yetti_VR)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 10:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1259 "2009-09-23T10:09:04Z")
tough guy is now about to cry. so so sad. :lol ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 10:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1260 "2009-09-23T10:28:54Z")
i wish he would post in here again! [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842.md?page=62) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842.md?page=64)