# RACEhatch ULTIMATE FAIL EPIC THREAD 5\* **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 16, 2009, 7:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842 "2009-09-16T07:51:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 69
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 2:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1361 "2009-09-23T14:20:15Z")
> [@Official:Nyspeed 06-07 Snowmobile Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-nyspeed-06-07-snowmobile-thread/21038/40): > > haha sorry… I was just thinkin on the fly, feel free to edit my post and include your name its all good. > [@WTB safc 1 or 2](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-safc-1-or-2/23318/18): > > yeah, but those guys are the small guys on the forum, no match for badass rac92dicksinmyhatch…winkwink im small, im just 5’9 165lb. ---
**Author:** ![Norwood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Norwood](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Norwood)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 2:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1362 "2009-09-23T14:20:45Z")
I weigh 160 and im 6’ not big by any means but im sure id throw this pink shirt wearing homo around like a rag doll. Deadbeat and others of his stature would end up killing him by accident im sure. ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 2:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1363 "2009-09-23T14:21:45Z")
> [@F/S pioneer avh-5700dvd flipout](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f-s-pioneer-avh-5700dvd-flipout/22374/12): > > i’m 6,3 280 lbs your an oversized vagina ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 2:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1364 "2009-09-23T14:34:30Z")
Let’s have a meet tonight…we can all meet mr.josh. ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 2:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1365 "2009-09-23T14:38:27Z")
we should report this to the news haha ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 2:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1366 "2009-09-23T14:41:10Z")
:rofl :rofl :rofl ---
**Author:** ![SG-GSR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sg-gsr/32/6346_2.png) [@SG-GSR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SG-GSR)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 2:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1367 "2009-09-23T14:45:55Z")
Hahaha…This is awesome… ---
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 2:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1368 "2009-09-23T14:50:33Z")
" In other news, a Broadalbin man is being sued over allegations he posted pictures of his ex-girlfriends on a public internet forum as sexual conquests. According to our sources members of the forum Shift 518, would not buy his broken POS civic in lieu of marijuana, which eventually led to the alleged picture posting. Some members of the forum, deemed heros by many local and international groups, called out Josh Ogden on his conquest list, only to find not only had he not slept with any of the girls, he had also had sexual relations with his very own sister. Well have more on this at 10. Matt Well Karen, that is some news. I can’t believe someone would go that far, in an attempt to gain respect from his peers. Karen Yes, it is very disturbing Matt. We can only hope that these girls find the solice they are searching for since the attack on their public images. Well, in other news, a state official being called a Monster. More on this, and the story of Josh Ogden at 10. See you then. ---
**Author:** ![offroadzj](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/offroadzj/32/6428_2.png) [@offroadzj](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/offroadzj)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 2:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1369 "2009-09-23T14:55:54Z")
I just spent both my 15 min breaks, and my 1/2 hr lunch break… and then another 2 hours at home reading from page one. My co-workers think im nuts b/c I was simply in tears from the epicness… LMAO. I have no words for this toolbag. ---
**Author:** ![Auto0utcast1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast1/32/6546_2.png) [@Auto0utcast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast1)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 2:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1370 "2009-09-23T14:59:43Z")
> [@FS: 1995 Audi 90 Quattro Sport only 77,000 miles](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-1995-audi-90-quattro-sport-only-77-000-miles/23379/7): > > " In other news, a Broadalbin man is being sued over allegations he posted pictures of his ex-girlfriends on a public internet forum as sexual conquests. According to our sources members of the forum Shift 518, would not buy his broken POS civic in lieu of marijuana, which eventually led to the alleged picture posting. Some members of the forum, deemed heros by many local and international groups, called out Josh Ogden on his conquest list, only to find not only had he not slept with any of the girls, he had also had sexual relations with his very own sister. Well have more on this at 10. > > Matt > > Well Karen, that is some news. I can’t believe someone would go that far, in an attempt to gain respect from his peers. > > Karen > > Yes, it is very disturbing Matt. We can only hope that these girls find the solice they are searching for since the attack on their public images. Well, in other news, a state official being called a Monster. More on this, and the story of Josh Ogden at 10. See you then. sad part is i can ACTUALLY envision this happening and im cracking up over it. ---
**Author:** ![Norwood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Norwood](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Norwood)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 3:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1371 "2009-09-23T15:09:16Z")
> [@Tib finally got on the rollers](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tib-finally-got-on-the-rollers/23393/20): > > sad part is i can ACTUALLY envision this happening and im cracking up over it. Your realy loving the fact that the attentions been taken off of you eh? ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 3:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1372 "2009-09-23T15:09:45Z")
Drafting up a news bulletin now. ---
**Author:** ![Auto0utcast1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast1/32/6546_2.png) [@Auto0utcast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast1)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 3:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1373 "2009-09-23T15:10:34Z")
👏clap:clap > [@Norwood"](#): > > Your realy loving the fact that the attentions been taken off of you eh? ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 3:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1374 "2009-09-23T15:14:09Z")
> [@Norwood"](#): > > Your realy loving the fact that the attentions been taken off of you eh? To be honest… I think it’s the direct opposite for him ---
**Author:** ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 3:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1375 "2009-09-23T15:14:12Z")
> [@iPhone Profit Margin...HOLY SHEEIT!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/iphone-profit-margin-holy-sheeit/23226/6): > > h0m0’s > > - from top to bottom starting with my first post: > > 1-Krista Barrett > 2-Kathleen XXXXXXX > 3-Karah Bracchi > 4-Nadia Montouri > 5-Jillian Litts > 6-Brenda Bufe > 7-Megan Roots > 8-Olivia Ives > 9-Jenna Bracchi > 10-Courson Orlosky > 11-Bianca Dicaterino > 12-Katelynn Smith > 13-Bianca again(prom date) > 14-Lillian Grey > 15-Carli and Kayleigh There’s the original list of girls he posted. I viewed his post before/after edit to compare. Dunno if that helps any. ---
**Author:** ![onlyjoinedcuzjoshown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@onlyjoinedcuzjoshown](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/onlyjoinedcuzjoshown)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 3:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1376 "2009-09-23T15:18:07Z")
I love the fact that his phone # is still in the original post. Anyone try calling this guy? haha ---
**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 3:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1377 "2009-09-23T15:31:01Z")
ill take a ride to b/p if anyone wants to go 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Sgt\_Trooper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Sgt\_Trooper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sgt_Trooper)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 3:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1378 "2009-09-23T15:32:04Z")
> [@Another one down](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-one-down/23062/38): > > email-rac92eghatch228atyahoodotcom > AIM- rac92eghatch228 > Phone-518-883-seventhreeninenine Just incase he tries to edit out his phone number. Wayne, should this be posted in LIL OT??? Remember the Junkyard guy and Mr Impala? ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 3:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1379 "2009-09-23T15:36:35Z")
hey guys, Bennyfizzle here just got out of the hospital, race92runmymouthdouche just “ran into me” at school. blindsided me with an axe to the neck after screaming something about incest and the internet. recovering from a mild decapitation, its all good tho cuz i called admiral marine thompson to help me out with pressing charges. ---
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 3:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1380 "2009-09-23T15:38:09Z")
> [@New member from somewhere with better beaches and 75% more single ham wallet.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-member-from-somewhere-with-better-beaches-and-75-more-single-ham-wallet/23360/36): > > recovering from a mild decapitation, its all good tho cuz i called admiral marine thompson to help me out with pressing charges. 🤣rofl:rofl [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842.md?page=68) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842.md?page=70)