# RACEhatch ULTIMATE FAIL EPIC THREAD 5\*
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [September 16, 2009, 7:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842 "2009-09-16T07:51:48Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 74
### Author:  [@Dread](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dread)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2009, 6:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1461 "2009-09-23T18:37:06Z")
Page 50, whos going to be the first to post on the milestone page?
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### Author:  [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2009, 6:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1462 "2009-09-23T18:37:37Z")
me
mee
meee
this guy
cmonnn
this one
now
next one
edited - merged
def this time
one more
jesus
sadofij
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### Author:  [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2009, 6:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1463 "2009-09-23T18:40:56Z")
Way to spam the thread. It’s not hard to count that there are 30 posts per page.
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### Author:  [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2009, 6:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1464 "2009-09-23T18:41:05Z")
why do ya gotta tell him im the small one of the group ?im not that small
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### Author:  [@rac92eghatch228](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rac92eghatch228)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2009, 6:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1465 "2009-09-23T18:42:08Z")
no im not a perfectionist i dont really care how i tye on a forum, if this were a graded paper damn right i would give a flying fuck about grammar etc.
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### Author:  [@Stir\_Fry\_A\_Lot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Stir_Fry_A_Lot)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2009, 6:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1466 "2009-09-23T18:42:46Z")
Oh hai
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### Author:  [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2009, 6:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1467 "2009-09-23T18:43:01Z")
This is just like a “graded paper”. We’re grading how much of a retard you are.
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### Author:  [@Shawn96VR-4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shawn96VR-4)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2009, 6:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1468 "2009-09-23T18:43:44Z")
I still need cliff notes bishes. I’ll even take cliffs from the person gettin pwnd.
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### Author:  [@kct](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kct)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2009, 6:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1469 "2009-09-23T18:43:51Z")
I can’t even understand half of the things you’re saying, mind repeating that?
You said that you got GOOD GRADES, and type like this? Grade given: Retard.
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### Author:  [@Dread](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dread)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2009, 6:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1470 "2009-09-23T18:45:35Z")
> [@Google Maps? Hah, good luck](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/google-maps-hah-good-luck/23411/7):
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> no im not a perfectionist i dont really care how i tye on a forum, if this were a graded paper damn right i would give a flying fuck about grammar etc.
Mama says life is like a box o chocolates, actually she told me not to make fun of retards but I cant help myself on this one
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### Author:  [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2009, 6:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1471 "2009-09-23T18:48:47Z")
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### Author:  [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2009, 6:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1472 "2009-09-23T18:49:01Z")
> [@Well. This is comforting to know. Z06 Inside.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/well-this-is-comforting-to-know-z06-inside/11065/69):
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> Way to spam the thread. It’s not hard to count that there are 30 posts per page.
…
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### Author:  [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2009, 6:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1473 "2009-09-23T18:49:31Z")
> [@Google Maps? Hah, good luck](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/google-maps-hah-good-luck/23411/7):
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> no im not a perfectionist i dont really care how i tye on a forum, if this were a graded paper damn right i would give a flying fuck about grammar etc.
:Idiots
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### Author:  [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2009, 6:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1474 "2009-09-23T18:52:49Z")
[http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Fro%20Hawk](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Fro%20Hawk)
lol.the last one is the best
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### Author:  [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2009, 6:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1475 "2009-09-23T18:54:13Z")
> [@Xbox 360 Goodness Around the Corner](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/xbox-360-goodness-around-the-corner/23381/3):
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> I still need cliff notes bishes. I’ll even take cliffs from the person gettin pwnd.
Got it. Basically kid come on forum to sell car. Asks way to much, offers to trade for weed. Starts bashing on domestics and V8 cars, moves into name calling and badgering, then he posts pics of girls he has “conquered” with names. Myself and some others seek out said girls and find out that he did not sleep with any of them. He even posted his sister as one of the pics. Then he continues to lie some more, saying his family is made of cops, when they aren’t. AKA SGT. TROOPER Thompson haha. Then it backfires when one girls dad finds out about his post about his daughter and has threatened to sue OP.
There is a LOT more to it than that, but that covers the basics.
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### Author:  [@Dread](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dread)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2009, 6:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1476 "2009-09-23T18:55:38Z")
Whoa whoa whoa, he bashed american cars?
Its on now:sFi\_bat:
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### Author:  [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2009, 6:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1477 "2009-09-23T18:55:59Z")
he said his car beat mine
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### Author:  [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2009, 6:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1478 "2009-09-23T18:56:06Z")
SARGENT TROOPER is the best part, i think.
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### Author:  [@Dread](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dread)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2009, 6:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1479 "2009-09-23T18:57:20Z")
> [@88slowmarro"](#):
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> he said his car beat mine
His car? The one without an engine?
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### Author:  [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2009, 6:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1480 "2009-09-23T18:57:38Z")
> [@FS: 2005 Yamaha YZF R6 Raven \*price reduced\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-2005-yamaha-yzf-r6-raven-price-reduced/23425/3):
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> SARGENT TROOPER is the best part, i think.
Thanks to me :rofl
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