# RACEhatch ULTIMATE FAIL EPIC THREAD 5\* **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 16, 2009, 7:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842 "2009-09-16T07:51:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 90
**Author:** ![scott88LX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@scott88LX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/scott88LX)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2009, 7:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1781 "2009-09-26T07:58:00Z")
From AUG here, all I can say is just…wow. What a fucking waste of oxygen this cock ring is. Ya just gotta love the clowns who cry about being left alone then continue to post shit and keep it going. Bipolar much? And for the record, those chicks are not bad, lol. (now you can tell how old I am) Scott ---
**Author:** ![John217](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ce73a5/32.png) [@John217](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/John217)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2009, 8:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1782 "2009-09-26T08:42:48Z")
I had to register on here. One of the best threads i read in a long time. A lot of us on [www.sportbikeaddicts.com](http://www.sportbikeaddicts.com) are reading this and are rolling. Lots of laughs LOL But hey, he banged his sister, good for him :lol:lol ![http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k264/John0217/orsonclapping.gif](http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k264/John0217/orsonclapping.gif) ---
**Author:** ![Anthony](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anthony/32/6541_2.png) [@Anthony](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anthony)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2009, 10:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1783 "2009-09-26T10:34:46Z")
how can ya tell how old ya are because you said the girls are not bad > [@Post pics of your ride in snowy situations](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/post-pics-of-your-ride-in-snowy-situations/23507/26): > > And for the record, those chicks are not bad, lol. (now you can tell how old I am) > > Scott ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2009, 1:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1784 "2009-09-26T13:46:44Z")
> [@Post pics of your ride in snowy situations](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/post-pics-of-your-ride-in-snowy-situations/23507/26): > > From AUG here, all I can say is just…wow. > > What a fucking waste of oxygen this cock ring is. > > Ya just gotta love the clowns who cry about being left alone then continue to post shit and keep it going. Bipolar much? > > And for the record, those chicks are not bad, lol. (now you can tell how old I am) > > Scott welcome sir .i told ya you would like it :lol ---
**Author:** ![Fuckatool\_LuvIreland](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c0e974/32.png) [@Fuckatool\_LuvIreland](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fuckatool_LuvIreland)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2009, 3:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1785 "2009-09-26T15:57:18Z")
> [@REALbasic help needed](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/realbasic-help-needed/23522/20): > > Fuck that gimme dem lucky charms:thumbup Nah but seriously where are ya in the states? im actually in idaho right now… will be in LA in a couple days then back home finally… i cant freakin wait… people drive around in big trucks with guns hangin in there fookin back windows… WTF? > [@DSM Kids - Opinions.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dsm-kids-opinions/23505/34): > > LOL ya nah i dont have family there, i only know shes irish :lol > > im half indian so i got family over there and england and canada but thats about it ! > > :excited singh its cool man… we love mutts too… everyone calls me the green bean or the brown leprechaun because im half basque. My mum is from spain i was born in dublin and been here ever since… > [@i realized recently that my inspection expired in november...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-realized-recently-that-my-inspection-expired-in-november/23534/7): > > What part of Ireland are ya from? well i was born in dublin now live just out side cork if ya know where that is. and too the fuckstick poster of this retarded ass thread… you sir are just too fuckin retard to live… Please exit the gene pool NOW! before the US open hunting season on the sick, lame, and RETAWWWDID!.. and i saw the pic of your face lad! wow… those poor hockey helmets dont offer much face protection when your lickin the windows on the short bus do they? ---
**Author:** ![Anthony](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anthony/32/6541_2.png) [@Anthony](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anthony)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2009, 5:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1786 "2009-09-26T17:08:22Z")
Welcome to POTADDA CUNTRY BOI !!! > [@cool beer bottle trick](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cool-beer-bottle-trick/23336/8): > > im actually in idaho right now… will be in LA in a couple days then back home finally… i cant freakin wait… people drive around in big trucks with guns hangin in there fookin back windows… WTF? 🤣rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl > [@cool beer bottle trick](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cool-beer-bottle-trick/23336/8): > > and i saw the pic of your face lad! wow… those poor hockey helmets dont offer much face protection when your lickin the windows on the short bus do they? ---
**Author:** ![THE\_ARS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the_ars/32/6564_2.png) [@THE\_ARS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/THE_ARS)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2009, 6:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1787 "2009-09-26T18:10:27Z")
He’s _from_ potato country, Anthony, he’s Irish. ![http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/1812/PreviewComp/SuperStock_1812-6161.jpg](http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/1812/PreviewComp/SuperStock_1812-6161.jpg) Checking in from [Turbobuick.com](http://Turbobuick.com) here, and I have to say the greatest part of all this is that this asshole is still posting shit for sale. Now which one of those pictures is Carli? Inquiring minds want to know. ---
**Author:** ![Anthony](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anthony/32/6541_2.png) [@Anthony](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anthony)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2009, 6:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1788 "2009-09-26T18:17:05Z")
and Idaho is our POTADDA AREA > [@FS: 1997 civic hatch Blue EK B18C1 CLEAN](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-1997-civic-hatch-blue-ek-b18c1-clean/23468/13): > > He’s _from_ potato country, Anthony, he’s Irish. > > Checking in from [Turbobuick.com](http://Turbobuick.com) here, and I have to say the greatest part of all this is that this asshole is still posting shit for sale. > > Now which one of those pictures is Carli? > > Inquiring minds want to know. ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2009, 6:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1789 "2009-09-26T18:19:43Z")
![http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/5768/698002-mrpotato_head_large.jpg](http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/5768/698002-mrpotato_head_large.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Anthony](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anthony/32/6541_2.png) [@Anthony](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anthony)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2009, 6:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1790 "2009-09-26T18:19:51Z")
P.S. Welcome to the Forums ARS Also any of you guys ever seen a hairy potato:sHa\_dielaughing: ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2009, 6:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1791 "2009-09-26T18:26:09Z")
![http://static.squidoo.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/draft_lens2296054module12668208photo_1227072277spud-trooper.jpg](http://static.squidoo.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/draft_lens2296054module12668208photo_1227072277spud-trooper.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Anthony](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anthony/32/6541_2.png) [@Anthony](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anthony)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2009, 6:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1792 "2009-09-26T18:28:23Z")
oh shit I WANT THAT !!! > [@i realized recently that my inspection expired in november...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-realized-recently-that-my-inspection-expired-in-november/23534/20): > ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2009, 6:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1793 "2009-09-26T18:29:39Z")
![http://www.markpascua.com/wp-content/mr-potato-head-taters-of-the-lost-ark.jpg](http://www.markpascua.com/wp-content/mr-potato-head-taters-of-the-lost-ark.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2009, 6:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1794 "2009-09-26T18:30:49Z")
[quote=“Anthony,post:19,topic:23554"”] oh shit I WANT THAT !!! [/quote] I haz 4 “Spud Trooper” 2 “Artoo Potatoo” and 1 “Darth Tater” They are rare as hell! ![http://www.comparestoreprices.co.uk/images/ha/hasbro-playskool-mr-potato-head-darth-tater.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/e/d/edb35fb4679006210760b42500c5f38d4ecc3a5a.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Anthony](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anthony/32/6541_2.png) [@Anthony](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anthony)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2009, 6:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1795 "2009-09-26T18:37:29Z")
Lets see Darth Tater, I still just want ONE Spud Trooper ---
**Author:** ![THE\_ARS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the_ars/32/6564_2.png) [@THE\_ARS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/THE_ARS)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2009, 6:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1796 "2009-09-26T18:39:25Z")
Thanks for having me, it’s been entertaining to say the least. Tom ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2009, 6:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1797 "2009-09-26T18:50:58Z")
> [@Tib finally got on the rollers](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tib-finally-got-on-the-rollers/23393/45): > > Lets see Darth Tater, I still just want ONE Spud Trooper Added to my other post. Good luck on finding one! ---
**Author:** ![Anthony](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anthony/32/6541_2.png) [@Anthony](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anthony)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2009, 7:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1798 "2009-09-26T19:22:18Z")
yeah spud trooper is the one I want for sure ---
**Author:** ![Fuckatool\_LuvIreland](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c0e974/32.png) [@Fuckatool\_LuvIreland](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fuckatool_LuvIreland)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2009, 7:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1799 "2009-09-26T19:27:05Z")
hahaha i fucking love potatoes good shit! except did ya know that the package you see that say idaho spuds is really grown in caliifornia? I havent seen a dam bloody fucking potatoe since i been here… just a proper amount of fucking corn! and people with guns in there trucks?! is that shit legal? Then today i saw some gut in a cowboy hat with six shooter pistol on his hip… in plain site?! i wish i was in NY so i could meet all you lads… you guys bust me up. And yes you guys are international now my friends back home have been reading this shit for days… I have one question though… where the fuck is the helmet wearing window licker? ---
**Author:** ![Anthony](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anthony/32/6541_2.png) [@Anthony](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anthony)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2009, 8:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1800 "2009-09-26T20:04:32Z")
It’s the weekend, I normaly wouldnt be on this much as I have been for the past week BUT I have been disgustingly sick > [@Newman's 1986 BMW 326rb build thread.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/newmans-1986-bmw-326rb-build-thread/22123/338): > > hahaha i fucking love potatoes good shit! except did ya know that the package you see that say idaho spuds is really grown in caliifornia? I havent seen a dam bloody fucking potatoe since i been here… just a proper amount of fucking corn! and people with guns in there trucks?! > > is that shit legal? Then today i saw some gut in a cowboy hat with six shooter pistol on his hip… in plain site?! > i wish i was in NY so i could meet all you lads… you guys bust me up. And yes you guys are international now my friends back home have been reading this shit for days… > > I have one question though… where the fuck is the helmet wearing window licker? [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842.md?page=89) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842.md?page=91)