# RACEhatch ULTIMATE FAIL EPIC THREAD 5\* **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 16, 2009, 7:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842 "2009-09-16T07:51:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 94
**Author:** ![Gendy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gendy/32/6456_2.png) [@Gendy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gendy)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2009, 3:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1861 "2009-11-11T15:15:17Z")
jeezus u guys got way to much time on your hands, or maybe my three jobs slow me down, but why waste your time slandering somebody so much? ---
**Author:** ![Mark355](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mark355/32/6528_2.png) [@Mark355](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mark355)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2009, 3:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1862 "2009-11-11T15:20:51Z")
> [@where to get flywheel resurfaced](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-to-get-flywheel-resurfaced/25695/4): > > jeezus u guys got way to much time on your hands, or maybe my three jobs slow me down, but why waste your time slandering somebody so much? ---
**Author:** ![Dread](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dread/32/6544_2.png) [@Dread](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dread)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2009, 3:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1863 "2009-11-11T15:47:09Z")
> [@whats going on in amherst lately?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/whats-going-on-in-amherst-lately/25665/56): > Hahahaha so true:rofl But this kid definetly deserves it ---
**Author:** ![Fel](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fel/32/3518_2.png) [@Fel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fel)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 11:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1864 "2009-11-24T11:05:56Z")
> [@FS: 1994 Saturn SL](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-1994-saturn-sl/23346/21): > > The only thing that should be locked up is you. For being a total life failure and drain on the human race. Looks like your wish was granted! :rofl ---
**Author:** ![rac92eghatchPumpkinV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ad7895/32.png) [@rac92eghatchPumpkinV](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rac92eghatchPumpkinV)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 12:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1865 "2009-12-09T00:13:31Z")
Another BF.C member, Mad Lurkin for almost 3 hours of Failzore goodness I just feel obligated to post how much this thread has changed my life and the people around me. Josh, your ridez and COUNTRY…nah whigger ass slang are just guidlines that all the other interwebs nub’s can use in an atempt to match your blindfull post to post douchebaggery. No doubt, this is one for the record books. ---
**Author:** ![rac92eghatchPumpkinV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ad7895/32.png) [@rac92eghatchPumpkinV](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rac92eghatchPumpkinV)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 12:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1866 "2009-12-09T00:14:05Z")
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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 5:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1867 "2009-12-09T05:03:34Z")
wtf how did you pull up that thread :rofl ---
**Author:** ![rac92eghatchPumpkinV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ad7895/32.png) [@rac92eghatchPumpkinV](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rac92eghatchPumpkinV)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2009, 11:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1868 "2009-12-09T23:30:49Z")
> [@bennyfizzle"](#): > > wtf how did you pull up that thread :rofl Very CArefully haha nah, i was looking through your threads on Bf.trying to find info on BC coilovers and just happen to stumble upon this awsomeness. ---
**Author:** ![chrisHansen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecccb3/32.png) [@chrisHansen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chrisHansen)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2010, 8:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1869 "2010-01-07T20:15:17Z")
> [@my house is gonna smell like pickles I DONT GIVE A SH\*T](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-house-is-gonna-smell-like-pickles-i-dont-give-a-sh-t/1259/12): > > so i called my lawyer and now im waiting for him to respond > > :ahh:excited:ahh:ahh:ahh:ahh:ahh:ahh:ohnoes:ohnoes:lmao:lmao Are you busy on Saturday morning, and can we borow your house? turbobuick ferrarichat I laughed, I cried…at one point I almost shit myself… ---
**Author:** ![SGT\_TROOPER\_JOHNSON](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sgt_trooper_johnson/32/6592_2.png) [@SGT\_TROOPER\_JOHNSON](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SGT_TROOPER_JOHNSON)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2010, 11:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1870 "2010-01-07T23:41:37Z")
SGT TROOPER JOHNSON here to make sure you guys aren’t doing any wild shit. Remember, the intarwebs is serious bidness. ---
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2010, 4:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1871 "2010-01-08T04:31:25Z")
:rofl this fucking forum ---
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2010, 5:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1872 "2010-01-08T05:10:11Z")
hahaha ---
**Author:** ![Chris\_Walken](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/chris_walken/32/6585_2.png) [@Chris\_Walken](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Chris_Walken)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2010, 6:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1873 "2010-01-08T06:03:14Z")
Mr. Hatch will be getting what is coming to him… ---
**Author:** ![Fn\_Skanks](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fn_skanks/32/6308_2.png) [@Fn\_Skanks](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fn_Skanks)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 9:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1874 "2010-02-27T09:35:42Z")
what ever happened with this? anybody know? ---
**Author:** ![97cavy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/c5a1d2/32.png) [@97cavy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97cavy)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 10:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1875 "2010-02-27T10:29:16Z")
He got out of jail, and started talking crap like 2 days ago, its in the trash or epic section somewhere iirc ---
**Author:** ![97cavy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/c5a1d2/32.png) [@97cavy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97cavy)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 10:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1876 "2010-02-27T10:30:06Z")
[http://shift518.gom-host.com/showthread.php?p=553566#post553566](http://shift518.gom-host.com/showthread.php?p=553566#post553566) ---
**Author:** ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2011, 8:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1877 "2011-03-17T20:50:27Z")
Alright had to bump this up, while browsing FB i saw some info further proving that carli is his sister :rofl see attachment > ``` > Originally Posted by rac92eghatch228 [![http://shift518.com/images/styles/silverblue/buttons/viewpost.gif](http://shift518.com/images/styles/silverblue/buttons/viewpost.gif)](http://shift518.com/showthread.php?p=431017#post431017) > from top to bottom starting with my first post: > > ``` > 1-Krista Barrett > 2-Kathleen XXXXXXX > 3-Karah Bracchi > 4-Nadia Montouri > 5-Jillian Litts > 6-Brenda Bufe > 7-Megan Roots > 8-Olivia Ives > 9-Jenna Bracchi > 10-Courson Orlosky > 11-Bianca Dicaterino > 12-Katelynn Smith > 13-Bianca again(prom date) > 14-Lillian Grey > 15-Carli and Kayleigh > [@iPhone Profit Margin...HOLY SHEEIT!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/iphone-profit-margin-holy-sheeit/23226/14): > > Off on a tangent here, why the hell did you post a pic of your sister as one of your conquests??? > > **[Courson Charm](http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000222596063) September 19 at 12:35pm [Report](http://www.facebook.com/inbox/?ref=mb#)** > **Nd carlis his fuckin sister lmao gross** ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2011, 6:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1878 "2011-03-18T06:51:13Z")
ROFL!!! ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2011, 6:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/1879 "2011-03-18T06:53:53Z")
:rofl :rofl i love that this is still around / relevant!!! Awesome. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842.md?page=93)