# RACEhatch ULTIMATE FAIL EPIC THREAD 5\*

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**Created:** [September 16, 2009, 7:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842 "2009-09-16T07:51:48Z")\
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**Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 12:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/313 "2009-09-18T12:42:24Z")

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> [@was their marketing department not thinking?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/was-their-marketing-department-not-thinking/23196/11):
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> you’re girlfriend couldnt find a yardstick lastnight to measure my dick so idk the exact measurement.  
> FYI-in that accident i smashed out 11 teeth and have porcelain replacements. and i scored a 2131 on my sat so no comment about the IQ.

BWAHAHAHAHA… ok ill go through this very carefully for you…

#1.) awfully hard for you to be boning her while i was… and she was here all night so thats strike one.

#2.) i was spot on with the tooth count then? …strike 2

#3.) SAT’s have NOTHING to do with fucking IQ you mental midget. a retarded monkey can score high on SAT’s. SAT’s measure your aptitude in math and english… not a fucking thing about your intelligence quotient. ok so this would be strike 3… you fail.

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