# RACEhatch ULTIMATE FAIL EPIC THREAD 5\*

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**Created:** [September 16, 2009, 7:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842 "2009-09-16T07:51:48Z")\
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**Author:** ![rac92eghatch228](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/54ee81/32.png) [@rac92eghatch228](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rac92eghatch228)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2009, 6:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/racehatch-ultimate-fail-epic-thread-5/246842/545 "2009-09-21T06:46:30Z")

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> [@FS: Elvis impersonator show and dance tix](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-elvis-impersonator-show-and-dance-tix/23280/3):
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> courson? cousin? your _cousin_ is jealous your ex still calls you??
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> why would your cousin be jealous of yoru ex? :shifty

her name is Courson dude idfk, deff not a family member bro

> [@Need a job? Hiring for various positions (mostly financial)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-a-job-hiring-for-various-positions-mostly-financial/23197/21):
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> Random or not why wouldn’t they just admit it if they messed around with you. Clearly they’re saying no because it either didn’t happen and you only had a wet dream that you did hook up with them or they’re just incredibly embarassed that they messed around with you.

well seeing as how ive never heard a girl admit fucking someone to someone on the internet that theyve never met in their life i dont give a flying fuck what you have to say

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