# random erections **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 21, 2006, 9:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-erections/17802 "2006-09-21T09:17:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2006, 9:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-erections/17802/1 "2006-09-21T09:17:39Z")
Yes this thread is about exactly what you thought it wouldnt be about. a regular day at the office, working away at whatever when all of a sudden you realise upon manual inspection that, out of nowhere, you have a full erection. further inspection reveals that you are not the least bit upset about it inspecting further still yields that you are actually sorta pleased with the event. some would say that 10+ years after puberty you shouldnt have these random occurances, i say those people are jealous. discuss. perhaps this should be moved to the ‘all that is man’ thread. ---
**Author:** ![STEALTTH](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stealtth/32/7582_2.png) [@STEALTTH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/STEALTTH)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2006, 9:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-erections/17802/2 "2006-09-21T09:19:09Z")
haha bing, you crack me up man :lol: ---
**Author:** ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2006, 9:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-erections/17802/3 "2006-09-21T09:20:23Z")
every day, worse is when your in a meeting ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2006, 9:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-erections/17802/4 "2006-09-21T09:21:10Z")
sometimes when im making a pizza i get a boner. i’ll be putting the toppings on the pizza and my penis will rub against the pizza station. if i do this long enough, i will have a boner by the time i put the pizza in the oven. this puts me in a bad postition because then im forced to stand in the corner and think about baseball. or micheal jackson. sing some song lyrics to myself. dont want to poke anybody. also, sometimes when im driving around i’ll get a boner. then i get out to bring people food and i have a boner poking from my shorts. that cant be good for business. ---
**Author:** ![Dex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dex/32/7210_2.png) [@Dex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dex)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2006, 9:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-erections/17802/5 "2006-09-21T09:23:05Z")
it’s fun unless you dress up for work and your shirt is tucked in. ---
**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2006, 9:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-erections/17802/6 "2006-09-21T09:25:23Z")
Dood, so my train ride into work is about… oh, 30 minutes. Just enough time for me to pass out, and go into a stage of sleep where when you wake up, you have morning wood. every, fucking, day. I’ve resorted to not tucking my shirt in before I get to work. ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2006, 9:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-erections/17802/7 "2006-09-21T09:27:18Z")
i just tuck it up into the wait of my pants… but some of my pants a pretty low rise. a gust of shirt blowing wind could be embarrassing. ---
**Author:** ![OneFastMonkey](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onefastmonkey/32/7241_2.png) [@OneFastMonkey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OneFastMonkey)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2006, 9:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-erections/17802/8 "2006-09-21T09:27:39Z")
I have a boner right now ---
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2006, 9:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-erections/17802/9 "2006-09-21T09:30:43Z")
Wow Right on. And I’m glad that my penis spends 90% of the workday under a desk. ---
**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2006, 9:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-erections/17802/10 "2006-09-21T09:37:11Z")
Not to mention how many ridiculously hot girls there are in midtown. ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2006, 9:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-erections/17802/11 "2006-09-21T09:41:30Z")
> [@bing](#): > > upon manual inspection best 3 words in this thread. ---
**Author:** ![MaximaSE98](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/maximase98/32/7600_2.png) [@MaximaSE98](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MaximaSE98)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2006, 9:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-erections/17802/12 "2006-09-21T09:45:42Z")
yea…its doesnt help that i have a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 365 Day calendar at my desk either ---
**Author:** ![micah](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/micah/32/7257_2.png) [@micah](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/micah)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2006, 9:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-erections/17802/13 "2006-09-21T09:51:00Z")
u need some more action with some ladies and this wont occur lol ---
**Author:** ![j\_espo1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/j_espo1/32/7291_2.png) [@j\_espo1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/j_espo1)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2006, 9:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-erections/17802/14 "2006-09-21T09:56:25Z")
> [@Daddie](#): > > Not to mention how many ridiculously hot girls there are in midtown. TRUTH! ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2006, 10:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-erections/17802/15 "2006-09-21T10:02:26Z")
[LINK!!! (work safe)](http://www.moviewavs.com/0085934086/MP3S/Movies/Anchorman_The_Legend_Of_Ron_Burgundy/massiveerection.mp3) ---
**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2006, 10:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-erections/17802/16 "2006-09-21T10:11:27Z")
> [@newman](#): > > i just tuck it up into the waist of my pants… this is a key move actually, i use it often. its tough though because i dont own any underwear. > [@MicaH](#): > > u need some more action with some ladies and this wont occur lol nah, i think it is because last night melissa and i made wicked-wet pig sex and i jizzed all over my bed cause i missed where i was aiming for, well i hit the various targets most of the time but i over shot a few and made a big mess. i wasnt specifically thinking about that, but subconsciously i dont think about anything else. * * * i’m quite pleased that so many people here are familiar with this phenomenon, i thought maybe it would have been taboo, fortunately we’re all horny young men here with little else on the mind but our nuts. ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2006, 10:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-erections/17802/17 "2006-09-21T10:14:57Z")
> [@bing](#): > > last night melissa and i made wicked-wet pig sex and i jizzed all over my bed cause i missed where i was aiming for please say face… ---
**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2006, 10:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-erections/17802/18 "2006-09-21T10:15:11Z")
It used to be real badass in the military when you’d be sitting at your desk and the Captain and some of his entourage would walk in, and you’d have to stand up. They didn’t even talk to me that day… ---
**Author:** ![Carnut](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carnut/32/7590_2.png) [@Carnut](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carnut)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2006, 10:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-erections/17802/19 "2006-09-21T10:21:48Z")
Your sitting in a wierd way, try not slouching, it puts pressure on your prostate ---
**Author:** ![misteroman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/misteroman/32/7423_2.png) [@misteroman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/misteroman)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2006, 11:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-erections/17802/20 "2006-09-21T11:55:35Z")
> [@EvilJay](#): > > It used to be real badass in the military when you’d be sitting at your desk and the Captain and some of his entourage would walk in, and you’d have to stand up. They didn’t even talk to me that day… That would be hilarious.Don’t ask don’t tell,right? D [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-erections/17802.md?page=2)