# random erections **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 21, 2006, 9:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-erections/17802 "2006-09-21T09:17:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Ovrwrkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ovrwrkd/32/7586_2.png) [@Ovrwrkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ovrwrkd)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2006, 6:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-erections/17802/41 "2006-09-22T06:52:20Z")
> [@zwarbyt](#): > > ever since seeing the movie “waiting” i can’t keep my balls in my pants > > me and all my friends consistantly display our testicles to eash other, and we have invented many a new name > > for example i sneek up behind you, say at a campfire, and lightly place my balls on your shoulder and yell “arrrrrr it’s the parrot” 🤣 Remind me to never go camping with you again! ---
**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2006, 8:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-erections/17802/42 "2006-09-22T08:19:16Z")
i was a bellman at a hotel a few summers ago, then called the Day’s Inn overlooking the falls, now its the Oakes in, its right beside the new Casino. there was construction on various levels early in the season so many of the floors were shut down even though it might just have been for repainting in the hallways. one week the top floor was shut down, and since we often had an hour or two with absolutely nothing to do i was chilling in room 1207 watching the falls and i called up the wifey, it was melissa than too. i figured it’d be neat so i wacked off all over the room and left a mess in various places. eventually i got fired because they found out, while on-duty, i stood at the top of the stairs on the observation level and peed all down the stairs… it went down several floors… it was hilarious. they didnt tell me they knew it was me but they did ask me to clean it up… so i took a dry mop with no bucket up there, wiped it all over the walls then took teh elevator down and put the mop on the foot of a tourist that was in teh elevator with me… before exiting the elevator i wiped the mop all over the buttons… then i left nad never came back… well i came back once in the off season to set off bottle rockets in the front foyer, but since then i havent been back. ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2006, 8:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-erections/17802/43 "2006-09-22T08:41:27Z")
OMG. you get all the karma points i just took away from drdos in his BOV thread. AHAHAHAHHAHAHA ---
**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2006, 9:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-erections/17802/44 "2006-09-22T09:04:05Z")
bahahahahah, Bing, that was a hilarious read. ---
**Author:** ![tonymitss5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b77776/32.png) [@tonymitss5](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tonymitss5)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2006, 10:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-erections/17802/45 "2006-09-22T10:01:23Z")
just to clarify the above audio clip, this will make you laugh for a good minute [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VYpH\_DagnQ&mode=related&search](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VYpH_DagnQ&mode=related&search)= ---
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2006, 5:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-erections/17802/46 "2006-09-24T17:49:48Z")
bringing it back… i just read this all the way through… add more please ---
**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2006, 5:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-erections/17802/47 "2006-09-24T17:55:52Z")
Holy fucking bing. Remind me not to fuck with you. ---
**Author:** ![psphinx81](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@psphinx81](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psphinx81)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2006, 5:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-erections/17802/48 "2006-09-24T17:57:08Z")
> [@zwarbyt](#): > > for example i sneek up behind you, say at a campfire, and lightly place my balls on your shoulder and yell “arrrrrr it’s the parrot” omfg i almost died 🤣 :lol: @ bing as well rofl ---
**Author:** ![redrum](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redrum/32/7398_2.png) [@redrum](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/redrum)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2006, 6:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-erections/17802/49 "2006-09-24T18:27:53Z")
omg bing hahahahahahahahahhhh ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2006, 7:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-erections/17802/50 "2006-09-24T19:23:26Z")
> [@zwarbyt](#): > > ever since seeing the movie “waiting” i can’t keep my balls in my pants > > me and all my friends consistantly display our testicles to eash other, and we have invented many a new name > > for example i sneek up behind you, say at a campfire, and lightly place my balls on your shoulder and yell “arrrrrr it’s the parrot” Yeah my friends always try that shit too. No joke, I walked in my buddy’s house and he was doing “the brain”…so I booted him in the junk lol. Thats what he gets for flashin his nuts at me. ---
**Author:** ![focusinprogress](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/focusinprogress/32/7227_2.png) [@focusinprogress](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/focusinprogress)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2006, 7:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-erections/17802/51 "2006-09-24T19:28:29Z")
the whole ride to carlisle and back me, HRK, akkord, slomies, intense98rt, minisrt4 were constantly sneaking past each other with various displays of our testicles driving in each other’s peripherals until noticed. facial expressions were priceless lol [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-erections/17802.md?page=2)