# Random family guy quote thread. **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [July 8, 2005, 7:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-family-guy-quote-thread/661 "2005-07-08T07:16:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 19
**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 10:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-family-guy-quote-thread/661/19 "2005-07-08T10:30:08Z")
All Taken from the first episode of the second season (aka best family guy episode of all time) Sales guy: Now if youd just sign this without reading it ill take your blank check and you wont not be not loving your timeshare in no time. * * * Peter: A boats a boat but the mystery box could be anything, it could even be a boat! Louis: Then lets just take… Peter: We’ll take the box * * * Quagmire: maybe they’ll tell some jokes about being a sucker Cleaveland: Oh quagmire, your what the spaniards call el Terrible * * * Peter: Boatings in my blood, ever since my great great grandfather Huck Griffin sailed the mighty mississippi Black dude: What did you just say? Thats OUR word, youve got no right using it Huck griffin: Sorry I thought that was your name. Could you please pass me the ore N-Word Jim (lololol) * * * Peter: Well excuse me for thinking a microphone stand at a comedy club should tell a joke or 2, i guess im just old fashioned that way * * * Peter: Hey louis, what do you call a person who takes forever to cook breakfast…you call her louis Stewie: Ahahaha the fat man made a funny, I rather enjoyed that. Ok ive got one, if you were cooking anymore slowly, well then I guess you wouldnt be cooking very fast at all now would you. Well that wasnt very good. * * * Peter: Sara…Sara…is that the one we video taped taking a dump? --- _[View the full topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-family-guy-quote-thread/661)._