# random joke#3 **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 20, 2007, 2:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-joke-3/40580 "2007-12-20T14:37:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![SoloIIscoob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/35a633/32.png) [@SoloIIscoob](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SoloIIscoob)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 2:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-joke-3/40580/1 "2007-12-20T14:37:46Z")
A young man had just completed his weekend of fishing in the great lakes region. he leaves his campsite at a somewhat spirited pace and is more than doubling the posted 30mph speed limit. he quickly approaches the only bridge back into town. He clears the bridge and notices the all-too-familiar red and blues in his rearview mirror. he pulls over and gets his license and registration ready. The officer approaches the window and after asking for license/reg. asks why he is in such a rush on such a beautiful day. the young man explains that he is on-call and that he had been called back into work. the officer then says, “oh, youre a doctor? what kind of medicine do you work in?” the young man explains,“well, i am used in surgeries where entry into the rectum is necessary. so my job is to stretch rectums from anywhere between 1 inch to 72 inches.” the officer looks baffled and asks, “72 inches is 6 feet…what do you do with a 6 foot asshole?” without thinking the young man replies, “you give him a fucking radar gun and stick him on the end of a bridge” p.s. i am not responsible for the reprocussions if this is used during routine traffic stops. ---
**Author:** ![snowracer101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 2:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-joke-3/40580/2 "2007-12-20T14:58:45Z")
:mamoru: ---
**Author:** ![Bigairskier1580](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bigairskier1580/32/7612_2.png) [@Bigairskier1580](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bigairskier1580)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 3:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-joke-3/40580/3 "2007-12-20T15:02:19Z")
A ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 3:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-joke-3/40580/4 "2007-12-20T15:12:16Z")
S ---
**Author:** ![SoloIIscoob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/35a633/32.png) [@SoloIIscoob](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SoloIIscoob)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 3:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-joke-3/40580/5 "2007-12-20T15:19:56Z")
man i sukz at the intraweb. not funny?:rx3: ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 3:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-joke-3/40580/6 "2007-12-20T15:21:58Z")
> [@SoloIIscoob](#): > > man i sukz at the intraweb. > > not funny?:rx3: The correct post would have been an “S”, now it’s totally ruined. ---
**Author:** ![Coveted\_Hilton](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/coveted_hilton/32/5191_2.png) [@Coveted\_Hilton](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Coveted_Hilton)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 3:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-joke-3/40580/7 "2007-12-20T15:23:11Z")
ROTFL