# Random neighbor fact. **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [January 5, 2009, 12:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-neighbor-fact/60777 "2009-01-05T12:42:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![travisn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/travisn/32/5046_2.png) [@travisn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/travisn)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2009, 8:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-neighbor-fact/60777/41 "2009-01-05T20:52:14Z")
> [@justa4door](#): > > lol your right you got me … and they start at like 14 or something … OHH and THEY DO GIVE ROAD HEAD… they also go on dates … kinda funny b/c they use the one road next to my house and you can see them making out and shit date an amish, that would be an epic thread. then you could contribute to the jail bait thread also! my upstairs neighbor is my gf’s brother, i bet he hears us banging all the time. and the best part is his gf wont put out so i never hear anything in retaliation ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2009, 9:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-neighbor-fact/60777/42 "2009-01-05T21:06:50Z")
Crazy old neighbor next door likes to accuse everyone of hitting her illegally parked car on the corner that looks to have been in multiple collisions. It’s rather comical. ---
**Author:** ![airhead](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/airhead/32/7471_2.png) [@airhead](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/airhead)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2009, 9:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-neighbor-fact/60777/43 "2009-01-05T21:34:07Z")
Not many neighbors now, but when I lived at home we had the typical cranky old fuck that lived about a block away. He would drive around the neighborhood and report anything he could- unregistered cars, etc. The inspector said he reported 40 violations in a day. He would call the cops _on the cop that lived across the street_ because his grass was too high. He would also call the cops if someone parked on the street in front of his house. (100% legal parking). The kid across the street started parking stripped cars on his trailer diagonally across the front lawn just to spite the guy after years of harassment. I had quite the confrontation when my car died at the foot of my driveway, and the guy actually had the balls to stop and continue bitching about me being illegally parked. He actually chirped the tires of his Acura TL as I booked full speed at his car after I had enough of his lip. I don’t say this often, but I hope he dies. ---
**Author:** ![JDMSIR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdmsir/32/7376_2.png) [@JDMSIR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMSIR)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2009, 9:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-neighbor-fact/60777/44 "2009-01-05T21:54:55Z")
I googled my neighbors when I moved in and found out that they filed for bankruptcy a few years ago, he also supposedly struck a women arguing in the street a few years ago as well. He is an assistant DA. ---
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2009, 9:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-neighbor-fact/60777/45 "2009-01-05T21:55:09Z")
> [@justa4door](#): > > lol your right you got me … and they start at like 14 or something … OHH and THEY DO GIVE ROAD HEAD… they also go on dates … kinda funny b/c they use the one road next to my house and you can see them making out and shit Wouldn’t it be horse and buggy heaed? ---
**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2009, 9:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-neighbor-fact/60777/46 "2009-01-05T21:59:23Z")
> [@Fry](#): > > The family right next door to me is cool as shit though. The guy across the street is cool too. And he has Mastiffs. Huge dogs are inherently cool. He was telling me the bigger one weighs 247 pounds and has a 36" neck. It’s scared of people. I love my big puppies… got mastiffs myself… MY neighbors where I am now hate me. I don’t blame em. hahha ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2009, 10:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-neighbor-fact/60777/47 "2009-01-05T22:06:54Z")
> [@justa4door](#): > > I have LOTS of Amish… some of the bitches are cute as fuck to > > and thats about it for 3 miles pics or ban lol. Arent amosh bitches like against shaving and shit though? I dont care how cute a girl is. If she looks like a fucking sasquach when shes naked then fuck that. Only hair a woman should have is ontop of her head. ---
**Author:** ![9c1ny](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9c1ny/32/5050_2.png) [@9c1ny](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9c1ny)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 12:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-neighbor-fact/60777/48 "2009-01-06T00:41:50Z")
my neighbors suck, the people on the one side of us have dogs that bark at me no matter where I am on my own property, sometimes they see me on my deck (I am on the 2nd floor) and they look up and bark at me I always yell “SHUT THE FUCK UP!!” but it dosent work and the people dont seem to care I would love to choke the goddamn motherfuckers we have a fence that borders our property that conviently fences their yard so the dogs can sit outside all day, I am thinking I am going to tear it down just to be a dick and to let them pay $$$$$$$$$$$ to fence in their yard with their own fence that and our other neighbor has a real fuck up for a kid, the kids always out shooting shit in the back yard, blowing up fireworks, revving the piss out of his truck ect ect basically the kid makes noise constantly and dosent ever seem to go to school or work the best part is if I make any fucking noise what so ever the dad calls the cops on me across the street we have the local highschool for “neighbors” lets just say they are by far about the worst “neighbors” you could ever ask for I think I am going to seafoam all of my cars the next time they have some big outdoor event ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 5:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-neighbor-fact/60777/49 "2009-01-06T05:42:29Z")
> [@boxxa](#): > > Do you live in the Marina apartment towers? Lol. > > Also… out of the 10 houses on my street, 8 of them are full families that have more than 10 family members living with them in their city assisted section 8 home and all possess brand new 08 or 09 Cadillacs, M-B’s, or BMWs in the driveways. > > Something is wrong with that. You must live in the ghetto and you drive a “new” car too. ---
**Author:** ![nitroinsane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d26b3c/32.png) [@nitroinsane](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nitroinsane)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 5:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-neighbor-fact/60777/50 "2009-01-06T05:50:37Z")
My neighbor has around 20 to 30 cats. They will sit on my car,shit in my yard,and annoy my stupid fucking dog. ---
**Author:** ![Eazy716](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eazy716/32/7443_2.png) [@Eazy716](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eazy716)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 6:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-neighbor-fact/60777/51 "2009-01-06T06:00:59Z")
> [@speedped79](#): > > aka your new butt buddy that was clever :picard: how is south buffalo treating you…poor as usual? ---
**Author:** ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 6:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-neighbor-fact/60777/52 "2009-01-06T06:01:30Z")
mine are all 70 plus and hate me for my large swim parties in the summer ---
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 6:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-neighbor-fact/60777/53 "2009-01-06T06:03:58Z")
> [@newman](#): > > You must live in the ghetto and you drive a “new” car too. Hell ya I live in the ghetto. I am thinking about getting a 8XL jersey with 716 on the front of it. ---
**Author:** ![Xander](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/xander/32/7597_2.png) [@Xander](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Xander)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 6:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-neighbor-fact/60777/54 "2009-01-06T06:57:28Z")
> [@newman](#): > > You must live in the ghetto and you drive a “new” car too. pot, kettle…? Although a 3 is not exactly Big Pimpin’ > [@zwarbyt](#): > > mine are all 70 plus and hate me for my large swim parties in the summer They told me they were fine with it as long as you didn’t take YOUR shirt off. :lol: X… ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 7:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-neighbor-fact/60777/55 "2009-01-06T07:01:07Z")
> [@Xander](#): > > pot, kettle…? Although a 3 is not exactly Big Pimpin’ I live in parkside in a really nice (albeit poorly insulated apartment)?! Or was your comment directed towards him? ---
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 7:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-neighbor-fact/60777/56 "2009-01-06T07:05:26Z")
> [@Xander](#): > > pot, kettle…? Although a 3 is not exactly Big Pimpin’ > > They told me they were fine with it as long as you didn’t take YOUR shirt off. :lol: > > X… > [@newman](#): > > I live in parkside in a really nice (albeit poorly insulated apartment)?! > > Or was your comment directed towards him? How is a 3 in any way like a BMW, Cadillac, or MB? Or the fact that my post said that I am surrounded with people who are in section 8 housing yet have NEW 08/09 luxury cars in the drive ways… ---
**Author:** ![dreid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dreid/32/7388_2.png) [@dreid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dreid)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 7:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-neighbor-fact/60777/57 "2009-01-06T07:37:06Z")
> [@boxxa](#): > > Hell ya I live in the ghetto. I am thinking about getting a 8XL jersey with 716 on the front of it. where do you live? ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 7:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-neighbor-fact/60777/58 "2009-01-06T07:39:43Z")
I’ve got it pretty good. On one side I’ve got a couple in their 40’s or so. Get along great with them, we help each other out on projects around the house all the time. 3 real good kids. On the other side I’ve got a real old couple, probably late 70’s. He worked on Wonder bread trucks most of his life, another real good guy. I always clear his sidewalk when I’m snowblowing mine. When ever I’m working on the car and need some large wrench or socket I don’t have chances are I can borrow it from him. We were good friends with the family across the street but they moved to Clarence. I think the couple that moved in are spys or something. They drive in, hit the garage door opener, pull into the garage, and close the door behind them. In the year they’ve lived there I’ve seen them outside once. They even put their garbage out under cover of darkness. I think I may have to pull some Tom Hanks style “The Burbs” recon on them. ---
**Author:** ![Xander](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/xander/32/7597_2.png) [@Xander](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Xander)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 7:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-neighbor-fact/60777/59 "2009-01-06T07:39:58Z")
> [@newman](#): > > I live in parkside in a really nice (albeit poorly insulated apartment)?! > > Or was your comment directed towards him? Didn’t know you bought a 3 as well. 😉 X… ---
**Author:** ![pirite](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pirite/32/5308_2.png) [@pirite](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pirite)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2009, 7:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-neighbor-fact/60777/60 "2009-01-06T07:52:56Z")
i live a couple houses down from focusinprogress… enough said. =P [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-neighbor-fact/60777.md?page=2) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/random-neighbor-fact/60777.md?page=4)