# \*Rant\* Annoyin' sirens for volunteer firemen

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-annoyin-sirens-for-volunteer-firemen/4310>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [November 8, 2005, 6:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-annoyin-sirens-for-volunteer-firemen/4310 "2005-11-08T06:32:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Jack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jack/32/7613_2.png) [@Jack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jack)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2005, 12:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-annoyin-sirens-for-volunteer-firemen/4310/101 "2005-11-09T12:25:24Z")

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:tup:  
Surprised you guys picked up on that 😉

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**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2005, 12:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-annoyin-sirens-for-volunteer-firemen/4310/102 "2005-11-09T12:41:15Z")

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> [@Jack](#):
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> :tup:  
> Surprised you guys picked up on that 😉

fuck You i posted that shit HOURS ago…

Lol

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**Author:** ![Jack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jack/32/7613_2.png) [@Jack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jack)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2005, 1:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-annoyin-sirens-for-volunteer-firemen/4310/103 "2005-11-09T13:08:44Z")

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I said guys… I should have said guys/gals…

I smiled when you posted it… but I know you hang on my every nutt… err … word.

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2005, 1:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-annoyin-sirens-for-volunteer-firemen/4310/104 "2005-11-09T13:26:24Z")

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> [@IwannaZ](#):
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> Cliffnotes- Newman = Moron, and his house should burn down.

hey asshat. thats my house too, and jams, and walkers.

how would you like it after i get done pounding (aka banging) the shit out of your mom and dad… before i left the house…i left the stove on?

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**Author:** ![zero\_assault](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/dfb087/32.png) [@zero\_assault](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zero_assault)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2005, 1:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-annoyin-sirens-for-volunteer-firemen/4310/105 "2005-11-09T13:27:09Z")

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to much drama for yo momma

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**Author:** ![Jack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jack/32/7613_2.png) [@Jack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jack)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2005, 1:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-annoyin-sirens-for-volunteer-firemen/4310/106 "2005-11-09T13:30:32Z")

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> [@beckington](#):
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> i can see where newman comes from.  
> because frankly he isn’t worried about our house burning down.  
> the ritz is fireproof.  
> i once left the stove and oven on for 36 hours…and continually tried throwing lit matches into the house…and it nothing happened.  
> THE RITZ is FIREPROOF.  
> plus even if my house had the capability of burning…i still wouldnt want those skeezers on my lawn…dorkin the place up.  
> it would be bad for the pussy intake.

> [@beckington](#):
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> i would really like fetter and all those other VF pussies to come to the ritz and try to burn it down. to prove to him _the fornicated souls_ _and baseborn_ _bones from murdered/lynched slaves_ which make up our house don’t burn.

> [@beckington](#):
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> BRB  
> im going to have a cigarette.  
> newman, when im done should i leave it next to the leaky propane tank, or just toss it into the bundles of hay on our porch? If the hay starts on fire, ill try to put it out with butane dont worry.

Your a dumbass…  
We already have an EMO in this thread… I think he made all the valid EMO points already.

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2005, 1:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-annoyin-sirens-for-volunteer-firemen/4310/107 "2005-11-09T13:53:27Z")

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> [@Jack](#):
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> Your a dumbass…  
> We already have an EMO in this thread… I think he made all the valid EMO points already.

hey.

the jerkstore called.

they are running out of you.

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**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2005, 1:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-annoyin-sirens-for-volunteer-firemen/4310/108 "2005-11-09T13:58:22Z")

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> [@beckington](#):
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> hey.
> 
> the jerkstore called.
> 
> they are running out of you.

OMG THAT IS THE FUNNIEST THING THAT I HAVE EVER READ IN MY LIFE.

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**Author:** ![ecoshardcore](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ecoshardcore/32/7591_2.png) [@ecoshardcore](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ecoshardcore)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2005, 2:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-annoyin-sirens-for-volunteer-firemen/4310/109 "2005-11-09T14:46:00Z")

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:gotme: I dont see what he big deal is, Im a Vf and im a loser. Newman is right.

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**Author:** ![Jack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jack/32/7613_2.png) [@Jack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jack)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2005, 2:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-annoyin-sirens-for-volunteer-firemen/4310/110 "2005-11-09T14:46:53Z")

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> [@beckington](#):
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> hey.  
> the jerkstore called.  
> they are running out of you.

Well the ocean called and they are running out of you…

err

shrimp…  
emo?

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2005, 6:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-annoyin-sirens-for-volunteer-firemen/4310/111 "2005-11-09T18:05:59Z")

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> [@beckington](#):
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> after i get done pounding (aka banging) the shit out of your mom and **dad** …

uh…

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**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2005, 6:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-annoyin-sirens-for-volunteer-firemen/4310/112 "2005-11-09T18:14:01Z")

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this is pretty much the best thread ever :tup:

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**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2005, 7:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-annoyin-sirens-for-volunteer-firemen/4310/113 "2005-11-09T19:08:01Z")

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^^^^ agreed

and for the record, i like neman becauce he owns a 240, his pissing people off is just a bonus

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**Author:** ![Coldaccord](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/coldaccord/32/7272_2.png) [@Coldaccord](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Coldaccord)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2005, 9:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-annoyin-sirens-for-volunteer-firemen/4310/114 "2005-11-09T21:49:00Z")

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I don’t see how firefighters being called losers socially affects their status or necessity in terms of fighting fires.

bill gates revolutionized the computer industry, but he’s a huge fucking nerd. are nerds going to wish death upon me now?

and you people may say newman’s jokes get old. but i was laughing hard as hell through all 5 pages. kick a dalmation in the face. haha!

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**Author:** ![vq30de](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/9dc877/32.png) [@vq30de](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vq30de)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 6:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-annoyin-sirens-for-volunteer-firemen/4310/115 "2005-11-10T06:12:02Z")

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> [@HotRodKid](#):
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> ^^^^ agreed
> 
> and for the record, i like neman becauce he owns a 240, his pissing people off is just a bonus

I like newman bc he has a cute ass…

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**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 6:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-annoyin-sirens-for-volunteer-firemen/4310/116 "2005-11-10T06:16:03Z")

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> [@vq30de](#):
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> I like newman bc he has a cute ass…

:word:

I’m pretty sure this thread has outlived it’s usefullness… LoL

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 6:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-annoyin-sirens-for-volunteer-firemen/4310/117 "2005-11-10T06:18:14Z")

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i like newman because he gives me a mean _hander_.

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**Author:** ![GoldRanger](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/goldranger/32/7304_2.png) [@GoldRanger](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GoldRanger)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 6:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-annoyin-sirens-for-volunteer-firemen/4310/118 "2005-11-10T06:20:03Z")

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lol, this thread amuses me

i wish i could produce a film from my brain on what a “voly firefighter” really is

i’d like to see the critics pool up brain matter and blood, and then try to go home and have dinner with the family

i’d like to show you financial numbers, especially seeing how volys save patients and the town alot of money vs. rural metro/paid firefighters

i’d like to show you what its like to cut open a car at 2am, and having a person screaming in pain over broken legs, and then trying to go back to sleep

i’d liek to show you the multiple times i’ve went, when i have many other things to do, to Childrens or ECMC because the local level of care wasnt capible of handling the emergency

i’d like to show you the horrors of watching a family member being told that their loved one has just died, and then being able to goto thanksgiving dinner

after awhile, the trauma… the despair… the death desensitises you to it.

I do get awhile that all volys “are” is “guys who fight a few fires and get drunk everynight.”

while some of that is true, its a gross exaggeration and generally false.

i highly wish all of you on this board would volunteer. We are at our lowest levels in years, and need all the help we can get.

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**Author:** ![Jack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jack/32/7613_2.png) [@Jack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jack)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 6:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-annoyin-sirens-for-volunteer-firemen/4310/119 "2005-11-10T06:49:56Z")

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The local VFC is at full capacity… otherwise I would def consider it.

:tup: GoldRanger… as much as I think most of the people in here know where your coming from… I’m sure you let some other people in on the life of a VFF.

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 6:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-annoyin-sirens-for-volunteer-firemen/4310/120 "2005-11-10T06:54:21Z")

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i don’t give a fuck about anyone i don’t know, so i could give a shit about helping people i don’t know. id rather watch some fat pig burn from the sidelines than make an effort to save her.

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