# \*Rant\* Annoyin' sirens for volunteer firemen

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-annoyin-sirens-for-volunteer-firemen/4310>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [November 8, 2005, 6:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-annoyin-sirens-for-volunteer-firemen/4310 "2005-11-08T06:32:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Jack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jack/32/7613_2.png) [@Jack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jack)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 6:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-annoyin-sirens-for-volunteer-firemen/4310/121 "2005-11-10T06:55:50Z")

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haha…

That fat pig was probably your most recent lady friend from what i hear

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 7:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-annoyin-sirens-for-volunteer-firemen/4310/122 "2005-11-10T07:02:02Z")

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> [@Jack](#):
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> haha…
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> That fat pig was probably your most recent lady friend from what i hear

what’s funny is that i think i have hooked up with **one** girl who was chubby, she wasn’t even THAT bad. I was in a bad place at that time. And it was a long time ago. I don’t know where this rumor of me hooking up with fatties came from, but i assure you… i hate them.

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**Author:** ![Jack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jack/32/7613_2.png) [@Jack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jack)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 7:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-annoyin-sirens-for-volunteer-firemen/4310/123 "2005-11-10T07:06:04Z")

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hahah

denial

so… you go for a ride on a moped anytime recently?

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 7:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-annoyin-sirens-for-volunteer-firemen/4310/124 "2005-11-10T07:10:05Z")

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> [@Jack](#):
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> hahah
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> denial
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> so… you go for a ride on a moped anytime recently?

ask beck about the broad he had over last night :wtfface:

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**Author:** ![Juan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a698b9/32.png) [@Juan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Juan)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 7:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-annoyin-sirens-for-volunteer-firemen/4310/125 "2005-11-10T07:29:30Z")

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Fuck!

I tried to join the VFC…I told them I wanted to play red rocket with Spot, and I got caught when they run my fake ss#. I’m going to be deported back to Cuba

Now I have to do it all over again…fucking Nazis!

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**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 7:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-annoyin-sirens-for-volunteer-firemen/4310/126 "2005-11-10T07:36:40Z")

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> [@newman](#):
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> ask beck about the broad he had over last night :wtfface:

no threesome?

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**Author:** ![Jack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jack/32/7613_2.png) [@Jack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jack)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 7:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-annoyin-sirens-for-volunteer-firemen/4310/127 "2005-11-10T07:37:56Z")

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beck’s broad’s name was Joe.

Sorry to hear that Juan… let me know when you get there… I wanna visit.

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 7:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-annoyin-sirens-for-volunteer-firemen/4310/128 "2005-11-10T07:38:29Z")

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haha. im sure i could find plenty of places to stick it.

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**Author:** ![Juan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a698b9/32.png) [@Juan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Juan)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 7:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-annoyin-sirens-for-volunteer-firemen/4310/129 "2005-11-10T07:59:32Z")

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> [@Jack](#):
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> beck’s broad’s name was Joe.
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> Sorry to hear that Juan… let me know when you get there… I wanna visit.

No problem just let me know, make sure when you come down to wear a " Proud to be American!! " shirt

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**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 8:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-annoyin-sirens-for-volunteer-firemen/4310/130 "2005-11-10T08:00:22Z")

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> [@ghettostyleTA](#):
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> this is pretty much the best thread ever :tup:

:word:

More fun than watching a bunch of EMO’s burn after they used their razor blades to keep the VFC away.

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**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 8:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-annoyin-sirens-for-volunteer-firemen/4310/131 "2005-11-10T08:04:39Z")

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> [@98teg](#):
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> No problem just let me know, make sure when you come down to wear a " Proud to be American!! " shirt

🤣

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 8:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-annoyin-sirens-for-volunteer-firemen/4310/132 "2005-11-10T08:27:04Z")

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> [@newman](#):
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> ask beck about the broad he had over last night :wtfface:

i didn’t touch her ass hat.

shes the manager at zumiez and she came over to give me job shit…haha you are such a fuck tard.

she wasn’t even fat…haha…just chubby. If she was skinny, shed be maddd hot.

ps- Danielle and that girl from ub are way better :bloated: 😛

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 8:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-annoyin-sirens-for-volunteer-firemen/4310/133 "2005-11-10T08:32:06Z")

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then what was that weird sound i heard. sounded like someone hitting some ham with a paddle? Plus, i distinctly heard squealing.

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**Author:** ![Jack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jack/32/7613_2.png) [@Jack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jack)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 8:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-annoyin-sirens-for-volunteer-firemen/4310/134 "2005-11-10T08:50:53Z")

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the squealing was beck trying to get into her pants… literally… he wanted to try on her pants… he was squealing cause he couldn’t squueeze his butt into them

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 8:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-annoyin-sirens-for-volunteer-firemen/4310/135 "2005-11-10T08:53:21Z")

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> [@newman](#):
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> then what was that weird sound i heard. sounded like someone hitting some ham with a paddle? Plus, i distinctly heard squealing.

haha

most definitely if anything, doc johnson.

i would never put my real 18" penis in her

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**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 9:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-annoyin-sirens-for-volunteer-firemen/4310/136 "2005-11-10T09:32:12Z")

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> [@Jack](#):
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> the squealing was beck trying to get into her pants… literally… he wanted to try on her pants… he was squealing cause he couldn’t squueeze his butt into them

Not funny and awkward, consider revising.

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**Author:** ![Jack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jack/32/7613_2.png) [@Jack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jack)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 10:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-annoyin-sirens-for-volunteer-firemen/4310/137 "2005-11-10T10:39:03Z")

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Considered… but I went from coffee to tea this morning as part of my diet… and thats all I got.

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**Author:** ![Juan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a698b9/32.png) [@Juan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Juan)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2005, 1:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-annoyin-sirens-for-volunteer-firemen/4310/138 "2005-11-11T13:12:46Z")

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hmmm, no sirens today…wierd. Is that because of the Holiday?

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**Author:** ![Jack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jack/32/7613_2.png) [@Jack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jack)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2005, 1:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-annoyin-sirens-for-volunteer-firemen/4310/139 "2005-11-11T13:38:54Z")

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god damn it… I thought they shipped you out?

looks like I have to call them again 😛

I doubt its cause the holiday… unless their flag is at half mast as well.

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**Author:** ![NYSFF](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nysff/32/7353_2.png) [@NYSFF](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NYSFF)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2005, 6:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-annoyin-sirens-for-volunteer-firemen/4310/140 "2005-11-12T18:22:05Z")

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I’m a fireman and just say LET THE FUCKER BURN when the haterz houses catch on fire!

then they will appreciate what WE do!

Remember, volunteers like myself would give my life for another FREE OF CHARGE. Its not something I get paid to do or have to do,. its something I choose to do!

Also EVERY fireman do have pagers! The horns are not just for alerting fireman, the tell the locatiopn of the fire orr box, they tell time. Theres reasons for them! HOWEVER. There is no reason for them going off anytime from 8pm till 8am. Depew made that rule, Everyone else can make that rule.

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