# /Rant The South
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-the-south/51590
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [July 16, 2008, 12:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-the-south/51590 "2008-07-16T12:45:14Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 12:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-the-south/51590/1 "2008-07-16T12:45:14Z")
From Maryland and down it seems like everyone I talk to at my job( sales for AT&T) is on Disability, social security, SSI or other form of goverment pay.
I honestly do not beleive that all these people are disabled or have a legitimate reason to be on these services. IF YOU ARE ON GOVT PAY BECUASE YOU SUCK YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE THE FUCKNIG LUXURY OF A CELL PHONE.
not to mention that if your on one of these Govt programs chances are you have no credit and if you do its absolute SHIT. :tantrum:.
I fucking hate the south, anything east of the missisipi and south of maryland fucking suck. The rest of the country is just fine.
/ end Rant
I guarantee 90% of these people should not be on these govt programs.
and i hate to think im paying for all these fucks with my taxes. :2fingers:
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### Author:  [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 12:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-the-south/51590/2 "2008-07-16T12:47:57Z")
haha, you hate the majority of people that have the same political beliefs as you.
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### Author:  [@Geoff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geoff)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 12:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-the-south/51590/3 "2008-07-16T12:49:09Z")
Is there a higher probability of getting herpes in the south?
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### Author:  [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 12:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-the-south/51590/4 "2008-07-16T12:49:27Z")
In retrospect they should have let the south secede from the Union…
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### Author:  [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 12:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-the-south/51590/5 "2008-07-16T12:50:22Z")
flawless responses. lol.
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### Author:  [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 12:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-the-south/51590/6 "2008-07-16T12:50:45Z")
I hate to break it to you, but stupidity doesn’t know about the Mason-Dixon.
The good news is they’re all going to die from diabetes soon from all that goddam syrup they call “sweet tea.”
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### Author:  [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 12:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-the-south/51590/7 "2008-07-16T12:50:50Z")
I \<3 the south
nice weather, better economies (for the most part), lower taxes and women with the southern bell accent.
whats not to like?
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### Author:  [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 12:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-the-south/51590/8 "2008-07-16T12:52:26Z")
> [@Dr.Stevil](#):
>
> I \<3 the south
>
> nice weather, better economies (for the most part), lower taxes and women with the southern bell accent.
>
> whats not to like?
Dudes with southern accents?
Kudzu vines?
Moon pies?
RC Cola?
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### Author:  [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 12:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-the-south/51590/9 "2008-07-16T12:52:48Z")
bumps.
as in herpes.
I really don’t care about the south at all.
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### Author:  [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 12:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-the-south/51590/10 "2008-07-16T12:52:59Z")
> [@Dr.Stevil](#):
>
> I \<3 the south
>
> nice weather, better economies (for the most part), lower taxes and women with the southern bell accent.
>
> whats not to like?
School system sucks
They are behind the times as far as gender and racial equality
Southern accents
Inbreeding
County music
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### Author:  [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 12:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-the-south/51590/11 "2008-07-16T12:54:52Z")
Oh, I forgot:
Hurricanes
Tornadoes
Floods
Born again Christians
NASCAR
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### Author:  [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 12:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-the-south/51590/12 "2008-07-16T12:56:17Z")
Wait you are thinking that this only occurs in the south?
Someone find the statistics for Buffalo…
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### Author:  [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 12:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-the-south/51590/13 "2008-07-16T12:56:48Z")
Statistically 68% of NASCAR fans have herpes.
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### Author:  [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 12:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-the-south/51590/14 "2008-07-16T12:57:34Z")
> [@OfficerK](#):
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> Wait you are thinking that this only occurs in the south?
>
> Someone find the statistics for Buffalo…
lol oh shut up with your facts. We’re talking stereotypes here. :zong:
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### Author:  [@micah](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/micah)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 12:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-the-south/51590/15 "2008-07-16T12:58:40Z")
some parts of the south are really nice, people too, i wouldn’t generalize the WHOLE south
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### Author:  [@cky89](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cky89)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 12:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-the-south/51590/16 "2008-07-16T12:59:51Z")
lots of herp in this thread.
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### Author:  [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 1:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-the-south/51590/17 "2008-07-16T13:00:23Z")
> [@Fry](#):
>
> Oh, I forgot:
>
> Hurricanes
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> Tornadoes
>
> Floods
>
> Born again Christians
>
> NASCAR
Dry counties/towns
Budweiser
Gospel music
Infrastructure problems
Humidity
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### Author:  [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 1:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-the-south/51590/18 "2008-07-16T13:01:33Z")
And the bugs! Oy!
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### Author:  [@cky89](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cky89)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 1:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-the-south/51590/19 "2008-07-16T13:01:55Z")
> [@Joe](#):
>
> Budweiser
Hey now! ☹
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### Author:  [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 1:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-the-south/51590/20 "2008-07-16T13:02:26Z")
> [@Fry](#):
>
> The good news is they’re all going to die from diabetes soon from all that goddam syrup they call “sweet tea.”
no joke
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