# /Rant The South

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-the-south/51590
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [July 16, 2008, 12:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-the-south/51590 "2008-07-16T12:45:14Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 2

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### Author: ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 1:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-the-south/51590/21 "2008-07-16T13:02:48Z")

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> [@Zong](#):
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> bumps.
> 
> as in herpes.
> 
> I really don’t care about the south at all.

luls

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### Author: ![The\_Russian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the_russian/32/7414_2.png) [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 1:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-the-south/51590/22 "2008-07-16T13:02:59Z")

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Oh and They also want to AXE me a question

Or can you run my Credits?

or. I wants a free FOAN

the thing is I ask them for Their Employer or who they work for, and they respond with SSI or Disability.

SSI IS NOT AN EMPLOYER ITS WHERE YOU GET MONEY YOU INBRED FUCK

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### Author: ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 1:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-the-south/51590/23 "2008-07-16T13:04:08Z")

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:lol: Sales blows.

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### Author: ![Geoff](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geoff/32/6104_2.png) [@Geoff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geoff)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 1:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-the-south/51590/24 "2008-07-16T13:04:27Z")

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> [@The\_Russian](#):
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> Oh and They also want to AXE me a question
> 
> Or can you run my Credits?
> 
> or. I wants a free FOAN
> 
> the thing is I ask them for Their Employer or who they work for, and they respond with SSI or Disability.
> 
> SSI IS NOT AN EMPLOYER ITS WHERE YOU GET MONEY YOU INBRED FUCK

**HERPES?**

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### Author: ![The\_Russian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the_russian/32/7414_2.png) [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 1:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-the-south/51590/25 "2008-07-16T13:05:43Z")

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> [@Geoff](#):
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> Is there a higher probability of getting herpes in the south?

> [@Zong](#):
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> bumps.
> 
> as in herpes.
> 
> I really don’t care about the south at all.

> [@Zong](#):
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> Statistically 68% of NASCAR fans have herpes.

> [@cky89](#):
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> lots of herp in this thread.

> [@Geoff](#):
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> **HERPES?**

:deadhorse2::deadhorse2::deadhorse2::deadhorse2::deadhorse2::deadhorse2:

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### Author: ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 1:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-the-south/51590/26 "2008-07-16T13:05:48Z")

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wouldnt it be a good idea for disabled people to have the luxury of cell phones? so, like, they can call someone when they fall on the floor?

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### Author: ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 1:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-the-south/51590/27 "2008-07-16T13:07:11Z")

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> [@Joe](#):
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> wouldnt it be a good idea for disabled people to have the luxury of cell phones? so, like, they can call someone when they fall on the floor?

Quiet Karl Marx. If they can’t EARN their phone call by walking to the phone then they should die.

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### Author: ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 1:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-the-south/51590/28 "2008-07-16T13:07:16Z")

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no, better to let natural selection take care of them.

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### Author: ![Geoff](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geoff/32/6104_2.png) [@Geoff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geoff)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 1:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-the-south/51590/29 "2008-07-16T13:08:15Z")

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That multi-quote made me lol a lot.

But seriously, herpes.

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### Author: ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 1:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-the-south/51590/30 "2008-07-16T13:08:46Z")

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HERPES won’t be a dead horse until Christmas… Silly Russian.

Whoever called Born Again Christains… Genius, I forgot about them…

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### Author: ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 1:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-the-south/51590/31 "2008-07-16T13:09:05Z")

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:thankyou:

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### Author: ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 1:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-the-south/51590/32 "2008-07-16T13:09:09Z")

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> [@Joe](#):
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> wouldnt it be a good idea for disabled people to have the luxury of cell phones? so, like, they can call someone when they fall on the floor?

[![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kxBfrXp7mQ)

psshhht

I didn’t think the south had phones

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### Author: ![The\_Russian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the_russian/32/7414_2.png) [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 1:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-the-south/51590/33 "2008-07-16T13:10:38Z")

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Truely disabled people yes.

But Im positive 90% of them are bullshitters

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### Author: ![cky89](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cky89/32/4945_2.png) [@cky89](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cky89)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 1:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-the-south/51590/34 "2008-07-16T13:11:18Z")

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I have a question!

**what are you going to do about it?**

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### Author: ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 1:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-the-south/51590/35 "2008-07-16T13:13:20Z")

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lol

JOBS

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### Author: ![The\_Russian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the_russian/32/7414_2.png) [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 1:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-the-south/51590/36 "2008-07-16T13:14:41Z")

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> [@cky89](#):
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> I have a question!
> 
> **what are you going to do about it?**

absolutely nothing but bitch, thats the point of a rant, to just bitch, I cant do anything about it except politely tell them that they suck. :smash2:

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### Author: ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 1:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-the-south/51590/37 "2008-07-16T13:14:49Z")

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> [@Dr.Stevil](#):
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> I didn’t think the south had phones

Mostly tin cans with strings. The Russian is trying to bring them new technology.

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### Author: ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 1:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-the-south/51590/38 "2008-07-16T13:16:33Z")

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and herpes.

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### Author: ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 1:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-the-south/51590/39 "2008-07-16T13:16:42Z")

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> [@Fry](#):
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> Mostly tin cans with strings. The Russian is trying to bring them new technology.

lol along with diseases

:deadhorse2:

edit: fuck, damnit zong

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### Author: ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 1:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-the-south/51590/40 "2008-07-16T13:17:36Z")

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i got pwned by the karl marx comment. well played, sir. ☹

I also laughed for a good 15 seconds. Then ALT-TABbed into a spreadsheet when people started looking at me. Now they just think i’m a dork instead of a slacker.

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