# /Rant The South

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-the-south/51590
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [July 16, 2008, 12:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-the-south/51590 "2008-07-16T12:45:14Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 3

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### Author: ![cky89](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cky89/32/4945_2.png) [@cky89](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cky89)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 1:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-the-south/51590/41 "2008-07-16T13:17:57Z")

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> [@The\_Russian](#):
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> absolutely nothing but bitch, thats the point of a rant, to just bitch, I cant do anything about it except politely tell them that they suck. :smash2:

lol:purextc:

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### Author: ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 1:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-the-south/51590/42 "2008-07-16T13:20:26Z")

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What does Lance Armstrong + Failbike = ?

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### Author: ![Geoff](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geoff/32/6104_2.png) [@Geoff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geoff)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 1:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-the-south/51590/43 "2008-07-16T13:21:50Z")

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> [@RuBiCaNT](#):
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> What does Lance Armstrong + Failbike = ?

TheRussian has herpes?

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### Author: ![BuickGN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/buickgn/32/7200_2.png) [@BuickGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BuickGN)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 1:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-the-south/51590/44 "2008-07-16T13:22:04Z")

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> [@The\_Russian](#):
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> Oh and They also want to AXE me a question
> 
> Or can you run my Credits?
> 
> or. I wants a free FOAN
> 
> the thing is I ask them for Their Employer or who they work for, and they respond with SSI or Disability.
> 
> SSI IS NOT AN EMPLOYER ITS WHERE YOU GET MONEY YOU INBRED FUCK

get it right, its CREDIK

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### Author: ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 1:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-the-south/51590/45 "2008-07-16T13:22:13Z")

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> [@Joe](#):
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> i got pwned by the karl marx comment. well played, sir. ☹
> 
> I also laughed for a good 15 seconds. Then ALT-TABbed into a spreadsheet when people started looking at me. Now they just think i’m a dork instead of a slacker.

:lol: I was pretty proud of it. Glad you enjoyed it.

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### Author: ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 1:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-the-south/51590/46 "2008-07-16T13:26:21Z")

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OK sorry, On topic.

> [@Fry](#):
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> …bring them new technology.

Technology isn’t really the problem. For example, Glaxosmithkline R&D (one of the most innovative companies in the world) is situated in North Carolina, far below the mason dixie.

Here is one of their products:

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### Author: ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 1:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-the-south/51590/47 "2008-07-16T13:30:14Z")

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> [@Geoff](#):
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> TheRussian has herpes?

I was asking… It’s like what happens when you hit the immovable object with the unstoppable force… Oh, I know…

:purextc: +

**=**

![http://halshop.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/phpw9jvl0pm.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/2/6/267f859d72e380e44cf0232535245e017b8a5794.jpeg)

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### Author: ![The\_Russian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the_russian/32/7414_2.png) [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 1:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-the-south/51590/48 "2008-07-16T13:31:56Z")

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zong Im going to hand banana you whenever i see you in person.

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### Author: ![Geoff](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geoff/32/6104_2.png) [@Geoff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geoff)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 1:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-the-south/51590/49 "2008-07-16T13:34:25Z")

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> [@The\_Russian](#):
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> zong Im going to hand banana you whenever i see you in person.

Your hand is going nowhere near MY banana, I do NOT want herpes. Ever.

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### Author: ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 1:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-the-south/51590/50 "2008-07-16T13:34:53Z")

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> [@The\_Russian](#):
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> zong Im going to hand banana you whenever i see you in person.

You can’t really complain… It’s like you went out and put up posters of yourself proclaiming that you have AIDS and then wonder why no woman would sleep with you…

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### Author: ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 1:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-the-south/51590/51 "2008-07-16T13:37:53Z")

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> [@Zong](#):
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> snip

omfg I’m turning red trying not to laugh like an asshole in my office

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### Author: ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 1:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-the-south/51590/52 "2008-07-16T13:38:30Z")

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> [@Geoff](#):
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> Your hand is going nowhere near MY banana, I do NOT want herpes. Ever.

plus juan

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### Author: ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 1:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-the-south/51590/53 "2008-07-16T13:39:31Z")

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i am deeply in love with this thread.

:bowrofl:

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### Author: ![The\_Russian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the_russian/32/7414_2.png) [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 1:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-the-south/51590/54 "2008-07-16T13:49:44Z")

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Oh come on guys, its not that bad. All the hot chicks already have it from being sluts

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### Author: ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 1:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-the-south/51590/55 "2008-07-16T13:53:45Z")

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> [@The\_Russian](#):
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> Oh come on guys, its not that bad. All the hot chicks already have it from being sluts

Yeah, having a geode on your vag is just accessory jewelry, it makes you look hotter…

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### Author: ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 1:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-the-south/51590/56 "2008-07-16T13:54:14Z")

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zong, you get \*\*\*\*\* out of \*\*\*\*\*

well played sir.

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### Author: ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 1:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-the-south/51590/57 "2008-07-16T13:55:47Z")

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seriously. he has been on fire for like 2 months now.

:highfive:

+karma

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### Author: ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 2:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-the-south/51590/58 "2008-07-16T14:04:35Z")

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I dunno… the mountains are not too bad in the south

![http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa218/chino_sti/herp.gif](http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa218/chino_sti/herp.gif)

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### Author: ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 2:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-the-south/51590/59 "2008-07-16T14:05:17Z")

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OMFG.

Even with the warning… I was staring at it.

++KARMA

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### Author: ![eclipsed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bbce88/32.png) [@eclipsed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/eclipsed)
#### Post date: [July 16, 2008, 2:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant-the-south/51590/60 "2008-07-16T14:12:52Z")

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> [@chino](#):
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> I dunno… the mountains are not too bad in the south
> 
> ![http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa218/chino_sti/herp.gif](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/7/c/7c08cf72e1db4e294f06245e9fefc12f0de22de5.gif)

YOU SUCK AT LIFE CHINO…

but i heart you.

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