# rant

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant/34129>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [August 20, 2007, 8:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant/34129 "2007-08-20T08:27:23Z")\
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**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2007, 10:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rant/34129/9 "2007-08-20T10:20:33Z")

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My favorite DMV story is still the time the lady in the express line told me, “We don’t take the express forms here in the express line”. Those are the forms you fill out online and all they have to do is scan the barcode at the bottom. That was probably the closest I’ve ever come to smacking a bitch.

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