# Rather odd question about land/ creek.
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rather-odd-question-about-land-creek/214632
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [July 18, 2011, 10:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rather-odd-question-about-land-creek/214632 "2011-07-18T10:08:35Z")
**Posts on this page:** 13
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### Author:  [@Shockwave179](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shockwave179)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2011, 2:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rather-odd-question-about-land-creek/214632/41 "2011-07-18T14:26:21Z")
> [@Jagermeister](#):
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> Hire a beaver to build a Dam elsewhere and use the current Dam for materials.
This.
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### Author:  [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2011, 2:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rather-odd-question-about-land-creek/214632/42 "2011-07-18T14:27:45Z")
use fill to make a narrower area to cross on your land and build a simple bridge?
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### Author:  [@KuntryQuestTSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KuntryQuestTSi)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2011, 2:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rather-odd-question-about-land-creek/214632/43 "2011-07-18T14:40:25Z")
> [@theblue](#):
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> use fill to make a narrower area to cross on your land and build a simple bridge?
A simple bridge? Its not a lawn mower man its a tractor.
My irrigation pump is a little nosiy.
What if I float a 3ft round pipe down stream and make a hole ??
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### Author:  [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2011, 3:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rather-odd-question-about-land-creek/214632/44 "2011-07-18T15:01:09Z")
I’m picturing those bridges people use to cross deep ditches at the end of driveways. you’ve got a tractor so filling won’t be a problem.
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### Author:  [@bpipe95](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bpipe95)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2011, 3:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rather-odd-question-about-land-creek/214632/45 "2011-07-18T15:07:51Z")
> [@JayS](#):
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> The size of it really makes me think your only option is going through the DEC. Anything big enough to blow that apart is probably going to fall under ATF investigation and before you know it knocking down a beaver dam is going to get you locked up in Guantanamo with domestic terrorism charges. :lol:
Not if it is tanerite. 🙂
100% legal no matter the quantity.
hollow out a section in the middle big enough for a 55gallon drum. Fill with mixed tanerite and have someone you know with a .308 sit about 500 yards back and fire one shot at the drum.
Done.
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### Author:  [@Freek](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Freek)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2011, 3:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rather-odd-question-about-land-creek/214632/46 "2011-07-18T15:08:16Z")
Dammit I had a long response that I accidentally.
Plant some pot plants in the hippies back yard… wait for the ground to settle … call the DEA so the DEC won’t bother you while you take care of business.
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### Author:  [@Hass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hass)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2011, 5:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rather-odd-question-about-land-creek/214632/47 "2011-07-18T17:09:35Z")
Get a couple 5 gal buckets of termites and dump them on there?
Just make sure your yard/house is all termite proofed up… they’ll probably be pretty hungry after that 😛
P.S.
Beavers are fucking nasty if you mess with their shit.
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### Author:  [@KuntryQuestTSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KuntryQuestTSi)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2011, 5:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rather-odd-question-about-land-creek/214632/48 "2011-07-18T17:28:37Z")
Its about a mile or so down stream.
More complications - land owner of one side is tree hugging hippies.
Land owner on the other side is some fat guy that just owns the feild and has no idea its there.
Do I just chain and tractor from that side and drop the beavers down there chimney?
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### Author:  [@Matt\_Danger](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Matt_Danger)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2011, 6:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rather-odd-question-about-land-creek/214632/49 "2011-07-18T18:09:58Z")
[https://youtu.be/KVAmk54s1lI](https://youtu.be/KVAmk54s1lI)
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### Author:  [@NYstanger](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NYstanger)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2011, 10:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rather-odd-question-about-land-creek/214632/50 "2011-07-18T22:45:03Z")
How do you plan on poking a couple foot hole through something like that?
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### Author:  [@Freek](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Freek)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2011, 11:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rather-odd-question-about-land-creek/214632/51 "2011-07-18T23:02:26Z")
> [@NYstanger](#):
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> How do you plan on poking a couple foot hole through something like that?
Like this…
[ ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiEUMTT5TxY)
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### Author:  [@bpipe95](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bpipe95)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2011, 11:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rather-odd-question-about-land-creek/214632/52 "2011-07-18T23:25:34Z")
I think that qualifies as a win.
The best story involving tannerite has to be the guy out in Minnesota or Michigan that actually did fill a 55 gal drum of it and set it off in the back of a dump truck bed. It shook the ground hard enough to set off the seismic alarms at a nuke plant several miles away. lol
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### Author:  [@ProgRocker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ProgRocker)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2011, 11:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rather-odd-question-about-land-creek/214632/53 "2011-07-18T23:33:15Z")
gas + matches = It wasn’t you.
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