# Relationship status (version 3) **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [August 25, 2008, 12:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/relationship-status-version-3/53830 "2008-08-25T12:10:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2008, 12:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/relationship-status-version-3/53830/1 "2008-08-25T12:10:30Z")
Third attempt… ---
**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2008, 12:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/relationship-status-version-3/53830/2 "2008-08-25T12:16:30Z")
and this is why we can’t have nice things ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2008, 12:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/relationship-status-version-3/53830/3 "2008-08-25T12:20:11Z")
my witty remark is gone. im getting divorced in protest. :fail: ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2008, 12:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/relationship-status-version-3/53830/4 "2008-08-25T12:20:39Z")
> [@OfficerK](#): > > and this is why we can’t have nice things 👏 ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2008, 12:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/relationship-status-version-3/53830/5 "2008-08-25T12:22:16Z")
what about widowed ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2008, 12:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/relationship-status-version-3/53830/6 "2008-08-25T12:25:58Z")
> [@ILCisDEAD](#): > > what about widowed ☹ depends… do u still have the corpse? ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2008, 12:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/relationship-status-version-3/53830/7 "2008-08-25T12:30:46Z")
> [@Nikuk](#): > > depends… do u still have the corpse? Do you even have to ask? It’s dan, of course he does. Along with all of his chidhood pets. ---
**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2008, 12:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/relationship-status-version-3/53830/8 "2008-08-25T12:31:24Z")
> [@OfficerK](#): > > and this is why we can’t have nice things :bigclap: :lol: ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2008, 12:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/relationship-status-version-3/53830/9 "2008-08-25T12:31:41Z")
> [@Paulo](#): > > Do you even have to ask? It’s dan, of course he does. Along with all of his chidhood pets. then vote: “in a relationship” ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2008, 12:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/relationship-status-version-3/53830/10 "2008-08-25T12:33:47Z")
> [@Nikuk](#): > > depends… do u still have the corpse? soaking in warm water for later use :tup:. Don’t want the corpse to be getting all stiff on me… … or do I? ![http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn70/KINGDO7AMYT3/BRUCE.gif](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/4/7/4766e6ca651d8519cf60cf7b496b3ba79f89591d.gif) ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2008, 12:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/relationship-status-version-3/53830/11 "2008-08-25T12:34:58Z")
no, idiot. COLD water stops the decomp. :noob: You’re going have such bloated bodies that you could fist everything. oh… i see what you did there. carry on ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2008, 12:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/relationship-status-version-3/53830/12 "2008-08-25T12:36:06Z")
keeping it soft, I don’t care if it decays… the smell gives me a raging boner anyway ---
**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2008, 12:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/relationship-status-version-3/53830/13 "2008-08-25T12:46:32Z")
Oh sweet baby jesus why? ^^^ ---
**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2008, 12:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/relationship-status-version-3/53830/14 "2008-08-25T12:47:13Z")
oh and on topic…Not answering poll due to technicality… ---
**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2008, 12:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/relationship-status-version-3/53830/15 "2008-08-25T12:48:27Z")
I’m in a relationship with half the members of nyspeed… Where’s that option fggt? ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2008, 12:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/relationship-status-version-3/53830/16 "2008-08-25T12:53:11Z")
efil4reboogder ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2008, 1:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/relationship-status-version-3/53830/17 "2008-08-25T13:02:29Z")
Livin as cavalier as possible. ---
**Author:** ![mechanicalmadness](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mechanicalmadness/32/5022_2.png) [@mechanicalmadness](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mechanicalmadness)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2008, 1:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/relationship-status-version-3/53830/18 "2008-08-25T13:02:59Z")
Pretty married. ---
**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2008, 1:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/relationship-status-version-3/53830/19 "2008-08-25T13:03:58Z")
This is the longest I have ever been single. :highfive: ---
**Author:** ![pdubya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f07891/32.png) [@pdubya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pdubya)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2008, 1:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/relationship-status-version-3/53830/20 "2008-08-25T13:36:52Z")
married, 2 years [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/relationship-status-version-3/53830.md?page=2)