# Remember now boys and girls.............. **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [May 30, 2006, 8:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/remember-now-boys-and-girls/182553 "2006-05-30T20:57:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![imported\_Sleeper](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_sleeper/32/5939_2.png) [@imported\_Sleeper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_Sleeper)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 8:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/remember-now-boys-and-girls/182553/1 "2006-05-30T20:57:05Z")
Guns don,t kill people…Chuck norris kills people ---
**Author:** ![Cheeks](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cheeks/32/5930_2.png) [@Cheeks](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cheeks)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 8:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/remember-now-boys-and-girls/182553/2 "2006-05-30T20:58:37Z")
diaf chuck norris is almost as gay as darkstar ---
**Author:** ![imported\_Sleeper](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_sleeper/32/5939_2.png) [@imported\_Sleeper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_Sleeper)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 9:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/remember-now-boys-and-girls/182553/3 "2006-05-30T21:00:07Z")
> [@Cheeks](#): > > diaf > > chuck norris is almost as gay as darkstar 🤣 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![1320](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1320/32/5949_2.png) [@1320](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1320)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 9:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/remember-now-boys-and-girls/182553/4 "2006-05-30T21:23:44Z")
Chuck Norris can win a game of “connect four”, in 3 moves. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. If Chuck Norris is running late, Time better slow the fuck down. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did. Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. The killer in the boardgame clue is always: Chuck Norris, in the library, with a roundhouse kick. ---
**Author:** ![imported\_Sleeper](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_sleeper/32/5939_2.png) [@imported\_Sleeper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_Sleeper)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 9:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/remember-now-boys-and-girls/182553/5 "2006-05-30T21:29:21Z")
> [@unicorn](#): > > Chuck Norris can win a game of “connect four”, in 3 moves. > > When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. > > If Chuck Norris is running late, Time better slow the fuck down. > > Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did. > > Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. > > The killer in the boardgame clue is always: Chuck Norris, in the library, with a roundhouse kick. :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: 🤣 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![Cheeks](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cheeks/32/5930_2.png) [@Cheeks](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cheeks)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 9:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/remember-now-boys-and-girls/182553/6 "2006-05-30T21:30:23Z")
they wanted to put chuck norris’ face on mount rushmore but the stone was to soft for his beard ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 9:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/remember-now-boys-and-girls/182553/7 "2006-05-30T21:31:25Z")
chuck norris said these are stupid threads ---
**Author:** ![imported\_Sleeper](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_sleeper/32/5939_2.png) [@imported\_Sleeper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_Sleeper)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2006, 9:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/remember-now-boys-and-girls/182553/8 "2006-05-30T21:33:47Z")
> [@shaggy](#): > > chuck norris said these are stupid threads “Chuck norris…Shaggys best friend” ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2006, 4:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/remember-now-boys-and-girls/182553/9 "2006-05-31T04:20:19Z")
:bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: > [@shaggy](#): > > chuck norris said these are stupid threads ---
**Author:** ![falloutpunk2001](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@falloutpunk2001](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/falloutpunk2001)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2006, 9:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/remember-now-boys-and-girls/182553/10 "2006-05-31T09:08:25Z")
Sorry, but chuck norris jokes are so played out now I cant stand it. ---
**Author:** ![imported\_Sleeper](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_sleeper/32/5939_2.png) [@imported\_Sleeper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_Sleeper)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2006, 10:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/remember-now-boys-and-girls/182553/11 "2006-05-31T10:21:07Z")
> [@falloutpunk2001](#): > > Sorry, but chuck norris jokes are so played out now I cant stand it. Ya i know…just like lowered 85-93 S-10,s.sorry:kekegay: