# Replace Your Human Heart With A Turbo

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/replace-your-human-heart-with-a-turbo/268720
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [March 24, 2014, 6:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/replace-your-human-heart-with-a-turbo/268720 "2014-03-24T06:46:14Z")
**Posts on this page:** 8
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### Author: ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2014, 6:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/replace-your-human-heart-with-a-turbo/268720/1 "2014-03-24T06:46:14Z")

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“Texas scientists” - this is almost expected. And you won’t have a heartbeat:

> Less than 48 hours later, Lewis was sitting up, talking and using his laptop. When doctors put the stethoscope to Lewis’s heart, all they heard was a steady whir of what sounded like a boat propeller…
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> … the device has a large and small blade on opposing sides of the rotor. The small blade pushes blood through the heart’s right chamber, to the lungs, and the larger blade pumps out blood through the left chamber to the rest of the body.
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> … the device operates by being suspended in a powerful magnetic field, which prevents the wear and tear common in technology designed for pumping blood. Two magnetic fields also control the blades’ oscillations, which each rotate an average of 2,000 times a minute depending on whether a person is standing, sitting up, exercising or coughing.

> **[Living without a pulse: Engineering a better artificial heart | CNN](https://www.cnn.com/2013/12/04/health/permanent-artificial-heart/)**
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> The human heart beats more than 86,000 times a day, 35 million times a year. An organ that works that hard is bound to fail.

![http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/dam/assets/131126081028-pulselessheart2-horizontal-gallery.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/9/7/974e7128cff4060599f7bee2231a5dec72633182.jpeg)

![http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/dam/assets/131126081036-pulselessheart1-horizontal-gallery.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/6/1/617b0ce473d4cb65496f25853e06e37f09464cca.jpeg)

![http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/dam/assets/131126080952-pulselesshearttimms-horizontal-gallery.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/f/c/fc3b212a5caee3de1c4c86bf0fcc26f298869e86.jpeg)

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### Author: ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2014, 6:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/replace-your-human-heart-with-a-turbo/268720/2 "2014-03-24T06:55:34Z")

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I got a little light headed there… damn turbo lag.

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### Author: ![cretinx](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cretinx/32/6121_2.png) [@cretinx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cretinx)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2014, 7:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/replace-your-human-heart-with-a-turbo/268720/3 "2014-03-24T07:09:40Z")

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wat

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### Author: ![Martino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/martino/32/5674_2.png) [@Martino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Martino)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2014, 8:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/replace-your-human-heart-with-a-turbo/268720/4 "2014-03-24T08:49:04Z")

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Will it come with an anti-surge housing?

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### Author: ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2014, 8:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/replace-your-human-heart-with-a-turbo/268720/5 "2014-03-24T08:51:37Z")

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Is this what they were talking about when they said Dick Cheney has no heartbeat?

Edit: Ha! I just read it.

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### Author: ![Carnut](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carnut/32/7590_2.png) [@Carnut](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carnut)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2014, 12:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/replace-your-human-heart-with-a-turbo/268720/6 "2014-03-24T12:35:03Z")

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Figures that an Australian would come up with a turbo powered human. Where is the waste gate? 😛

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### Author: ![Wahoo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wahoo/32/8265_2.png) [@Wahoo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wahoo)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2014, 3:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/replace-your-human-heart-with-a-turbo/268720/7 "2014-03-24T15:24:35Z")

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Can you still exercise or do you just have to stay sloth like forever?

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### Author: ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2014, 3:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/replace-your-human-heart-with-a-turbo/268720/8 "2014-03-24T15:28:43Z")

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> [@Carnut](#):
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> … Where is the waste gate? 😛

Overboost!
