# restroom **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [April 21, 2007, 6:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/restroom/189424 "2007-04-21T06:42:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2007, 6:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/restroom/189424/1 "2007-04-21T06:42:09Z")
As you know, we spend a lot of time on the road. Thus, we must use public facilities when a restroom is required. Sometimes this can be a little dicey, especially when you let your guard down. Imagine this happening to you… I had just got comfy, getting set to let it rip when I heard a voice from the next stall saying: “Hello there, how are you?” Now, I’m not the type to start a conversation on the commode but, I answered, somewhat embarrassed, “Doin just fine!” And the other person says: “So, what are you up to?” What kind of question is that? At that point, nothing is happening for me and I’m thinking this is too bizarre so I say: “Huh, like you, just traveling through!” At this point, I am just trying to suck it back up and, get the heck out of there as fast as I can when I hear another question. “Can I come over?” OK, this question just blew me away but, I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. So, I say “No…I am kind of busy right now!!!” Then I hear the person say…“Listen, I’ll have to call you back. There’s an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!” There should be a law forbidding even speaking in a public restroom!! (retold without permission) 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![Zack01GC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a183cd/32.png) [@Zack01GC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zack01GC)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2007, 6:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/restroom/189424/2 "2007-04-21T06:56:49Z")
Hahaha ---
**Author:** ![85TransAm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/e68b1a/32.png) [@85TransAm](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/85TransAm)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2007, 6:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/restroom/189424/3 "2007-04-21T06:57:15Z")
🤣🤣 like the beer commercials ---
**Author:** ![noahTHEpurdy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/87869e/32.png) [@noahTHEpurdy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/noahTHEpurdy)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2007, 6:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/restroom/189424/4 "2007-04-21T06:59:01Z")
That’s great! Hahaha. ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2007, 7:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/restroom/189424/5 "2007-04-21T07:05:14Z")
> [@\*\*\*\*Official: Southgate Meet Thread\*\*\*\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-southgate-meet-thread/29171/500): > > 🤣🤣 like the beer commercials yeah i guess it was keystone ice? ---
**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2007, 8:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/restroom/189424/6 "2007-04-21T08:33:30Z")
🤣 ---
**Author:** ![jinxxycat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/71c47a/32.png) [@jinxxycat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jinxxycat)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2007, 8:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/restroom/189424/7 "2007-04-21T08:39:38Z")
> [@fs: honda and turbo parts](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-honda-and-turbo-parts/29619/6): > > 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![Flatline](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Flatline](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Flatline)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2007, 6:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/restroom/189424/8 "2007-04-21T18:02:56Z")
lmfao ---
**Author:** ![jackie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f07891/32.png) [@jackie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jackie)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2007, 7:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/restroom/189424/9 "2007-04-21T19:43:44Z")
🤣 ewww ---
**Author:** ![bics56](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/47e85d/32.png) [@bics56](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bics56)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2007, 8:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/restroom/189424/10 "2007-04-21T20:46:15Z")
hahahahahaha…funny shit ---
**Author:** ![imported\_renegade1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@imported\_renegade1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_renegade1)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2007, 8:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/restroom/189424/11 "2007-04-21T20:59:57Z")
ha ha ha roflcoptor ---
**Author:** ![Sinner6.0L](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sinner6.0l/32/6016_2.png) [@Sinner6.0L](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sinner6.0L)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2007, 1:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/restroom/189424/12 "2007-04-22T13:38:16Z")
hahaha good shit ---
**Author:** ![HwH22Hx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/57b2e6/32.png) [@HwH22Hx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HwH22Hx)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2007, 1:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/restroom/189424/13 "2007-04-22T13:52:23Z")
:bowdown: That was good! ---
**Author:** ![tom\_vito](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tom_vito/32/6000_2.png) [@tom\_vito](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tom_vito)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2007, 3:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/restroom/189424/14 "2007-04-22T15:49:56Z")
It’s funny now, but it wasn’t when it happened to me… ---
**Author:** ![Spyderking69](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Spyderking69](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Spyderking69)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2007, 8:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/restroom/189424/15 "2007-04-23T08:45:40Z")
lmao ---
**Author:** ![JackdUp](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jackdup/32/6015_2.png) [@JackdUp](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JackdUp)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2007, 9:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/restroom/189424/16 "2007-04-23T09:04:35Z")
Might be NWS for some of you…but funny as heck. ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2007, 9:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/restroom/189424/17 "2007-04-23T09:07:29Z")
> [@FS: EJ20 05 WRX Engine](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-ej20-05-wrx-engine/29634/6): > > ha ha ha roflcoptor :ugh: