# Retard explains to shiftwhat Vtakkk is

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**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [July 10, 2009, 11:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retard-explains-to-shiftwhat-vtakkk-is/245350 "2009-07-10T11:02:49Z")\
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**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 4:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retard-explains-to-shiftwhat-vtakkk-is/245350/41 "2009-07-15T16:53:41Z")

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I just thought VTEC was when the hamsters ate spicy Thai food :ponder

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**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 4:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retard-explains-to-shiftwhat-vtakkk-is/245350/42 "2009-07-15T16:58:31Z")

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D series suck

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**Author:** ![underboosted](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/underboosted/32/6424_2.png) [@underboosted](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/underboosted)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 5:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retard-explains-to-shiftwhat-vtakkk-is/245350/43 "2009-07-15T17:00:18Z")

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> [@Will 3pm Just Fucking Get Here!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/will-3pm-just-fucking-get-here/20530/17):
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> Actually Frank, he is right about Vtec. Its **V** ariable valve **T** iming and **E** lectronic lift **C** ontrol

If thats how it was stated it would be VVTELC.

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**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 5:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retard-explains-to-shiftwhat-vtakkk-is/245350/44 "2009-07-15T17:34:59Z")

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I remember years ago(1999) in sport compact car when they did the project Si. they did a huge explaination of VTEC, what is and what it does. it was Variable valve Timing Electronic Control. that was it. no lift in the wording.

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**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 5:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retard-explains-to-shiftwhat-vtakkk-is/245350/45 "2009-07-15T17:50:39Z")

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The point of this thread is that this car suckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkks… and is worth 650 toppppppps

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**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 5:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retard-explains-to-shiftwhat-vtakkk-is/245350/46 "2009-07-15T17:55:17Z")

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You dont want to race him… hes got V-TeK!!!

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**Author:** ![underboosted](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/underboosted/32/6424_2.png) [@underboosted](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/underboosted)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 6:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retard-explains-to-shiftwhat-vtakkk-is/245350/47 "2009-07-15T18:14:41Z")

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> [@FS Vacuum Manifold NOT Golden Eagle](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-vacuum-manifold-not-golden-eagle/20461/4):
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> You dont want to race him… hes got V-TeK!!!

I’ll run it and I ain’t gotz no V-TAK.

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**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 6:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retard-explains-to-shiftwhat-vtakkk-is/245350/48 "2009-07-15T18:33:37Z")

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since when can a solenoid add lift to a cam??? at leAST ON AA HONDA ITS JUST A EXTRA LOBE

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**Author:** ![Reckone](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/reckone/32/6324_2.png) [@Reckone](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Reckone)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 6:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retard-explains-to-shiftwhat-vtakkk-is/245350/49 "2009-07-15T18:35:32Z")

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What a fucktard! First off noob, a mini-me swap will put out more power then a Z6 motor. And who the fuck cares if you capitalize the letters on vtec or not??? Those D-series aren’t worth shit anymore, shit even B-series motors are not worth much unless its a built gsr motor.

Don’t bother trying to prove me wrong I have been dealing in this shit a long time. That car is beat, theres no point around it. The only selling point on it is that it runs and moves. Other then thats you have nothing. I could careless if you think Honda’s hold there value, you stop the line at a certain point.

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**Author:** ![Sady](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sady/32/6340_2.png) [@Sady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sady)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 6:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retard-explains-to-shiftwhat-vtakkk-is/245350/50 "2009-07-15T18:51:53Z")

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> [@LT1 V. Ls1](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lt1-v-ls1/20515/20):
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> If thats how it was stated it would be VVTELC.

Talk to the Honda engineers. :shrug:

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**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 7:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retard-explains-to-shiftwhat-vtakkk-is/245350/51 "2009-07-15T19:04:04Z")

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my dick is in a little girls hand right now:tongue

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**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 7:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retard-explains-to-shiftwhat-vtakkk-is/245350/52 "2009-07-15T19:07:46Z")

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Any explanation as to why VTEC sounds like one of these?  
 ![http://www.gardensnob.com/pictures/weed_whacker.jpg](http://www.gardensnob.com/pictures/weed_whacker.jpg)

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**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 7:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retard-explains-to-shiftwhat-vtakkk-is/245350/53 "2009-07-15T19:09:28Z")

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frank, vtec is variable valve timing and electronic lift control :lol

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**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 7:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retard-explains-to-shiftwhat-vtakkk-is/245350/54 "2009-07-15T19:15:50Z")

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V-Tak is next to useless in a D?

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**Author:** ![underboosted](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/underboosted/32/6424_2.png) [@underboosted](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/underboosted)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 7:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retard-explains-to-shiftwhat-vtakkk-is/245350/55 "2009-07-15T19:24:03Z")

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> [@FS: GET IT OUT OF HERE NOW $150](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-get-it-out-of-here-now-150/18109/15):
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> frank, vtec is variable valve timing and electronic lift control :lol

Next time I see you I’m running you over with my car

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**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 7:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retard-explains-to-shiftwhat-vtakkk-is/245350/56 "2009-07-15T19:28:19Z")

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> [@where are you going...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-are-you-going/20435/59):
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> Next time I see you I’m running you over with my car

ah SHIT

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**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 8:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retard-explains-to-shiftwhat-vtakkk-is/245350/57 "2009-07-15T20:08:28Z")

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VTEC doesnt mean shit, my Fit has VTEC and runs a 16.9

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**Author:** ![Mike3](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mike3/32/6350_2.png) [@Mike3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mike3)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 8:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retard-explains-to-shiftwhat-vtakkk-is/245350/58 "2009-07-15T20:10:22Z")

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:rofl :lol

HAHAHA at thread title

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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2009, 10:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retard-explains-to-shiftwhat-vtakkk-is/245350/59 "2009-07-15T22:54:43Z")

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> [@SRS BZNS"](#):
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> my dick is in a little girls hand right now:tongue

brbfbi

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**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2009, 2:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retard-explains-to-shiftwhat-vtakkk-is/245350/60 "2009-07-16T02:52:26Z")

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> [@Import vs domestic shootout.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/import-vs-domestic-shootout/20498/14):
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> :rofl :lol
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> HAHAHA at thread title

:hug

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