# retarded autozone workers **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 3, 2006, 8:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-autozone-workers/186022 "2006-11-03T20:38:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2006, 8:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-autozone-workers/186022/1 "2006-11-03T20:38:01Z")
lol taken from another forum [http://forums.neons.org/viewtopic.php?t=271301](http://forums.neons.org/viewtopic.php?t=271301) > so about a week after i changed my clutch i noticed a spot under the car, i looked and fluid is slowly dripping out of the passenger side drive axle seal, i didn’t get the axle back in all the way > > anyway, today is payday so i go to the dealership to get more tranny fluid they want $25 a quart(Las Vegas pricing), not being able to afford this i go to autozone to find it or an equivalent. > > the guy at the counter looked up the part number, they didnt have any, and he didn’t know the equivalents, so he got their Senior tech guy, who i shared this stupid conversation with: > > AUTOZONE TECH: “neons use atf-3” > > ME: “its a stick, I just changed my clutch and it needs a synchromesh fluid” > > AUTOZONE TECH: “you dont need to drain the tranny to change the clutch, are you putting this fluid in the clutch bell housing?” > > ME: “its a front wheel drive with the diff built into the tranny, so i had to drain it” > > AUTOZONE TECH: “the diff and the gearbox are not even connected on your car, you shouldn’t have drained the tranny” > > ME: “just tell me if you have any equivalents to the mopar fluid?” > > AUTOZONE TECH:“ATF-3” > > ME: “that’s for automatics, i have a manual” > > AUTOZONE TECH: “are you sure its not an auto?” > > ME: “yes, I’m sure” > > AUTOZONE TECH: “how do you know it’s a manual, are you a mechanic?” > > at this point i called the guy a f\*\*\*ing idiot and walked out, > > hopefully tomorrow when i take my cay to the auto hobby shop to fix that axle, they will have some synchromesh fluid “are you sure its not an auto?” :bowrofl: ---
**Author:** ![06se-r](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/0/c5a1d2/32.png) [@06se-r](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/06se-r)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2006, 8:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-autozone-workers/186022/2 "2006-11-03T20:41:18Z")
wow, that was classic. are you sure its a manual? no im, not, i forgot what tranny i have from the parking lot to your store. that is really funny. ---
**Author:** ![imported\_Sleeper](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_sleeper/32/5939_2.png) [@imported\_Sleeper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_Sleeper)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2006, 10:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-autozone-workers/186022/3 "2006-11-03T22:03:23Z")
> [@brake fluid leak please help](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/brake-fluid-leak-please-help/25560/5): > > lol > taken from another forum > [STUPID EFFING AUTOZONE TECH GUY!! - neons.org](http://forums.neons.org/viewtopic.php?t=271301) > > “are you sure its not an auto?” :bowrofl: ur just as retarded so shut the fuck up jeff…doesn’t take a rocket scientist to move furniture around Autozone\>South Hills Retards:) ---
**Author:** ![mustang03gt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@mustang03gt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mustang03gt)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2006, 11:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-autozone-workers/186022/4 "2006-11-03T23:16:51Z")
yeah but he doesnt ask “where do you want this fridge?” ---
**Author:** ![F-B-A](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/f-b-a/32/6022_2.png) [@F-B-A](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/F-B-A)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2006, 11:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-autozone-workers/186022/5 "2006-11-03T23:46:47Z")
^^ Do you only come out at night? ^^^^ ---
**Author:** ![mustang03gt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@mustang03gt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mustang03gt)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2006, 11:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-autozone-workers/186022/6 "2006-11-03T23:55:37Z")
🤣 no ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2006, 4:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-autozone-workers/186022/7 "2006-11-04T04:02:42Z")
cheeks??? ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2006, 6:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-autozone-workers/186022/8 "2006-11-04T06:43:26Z")
I bet the story was reversed ---
**Author:** ![hayabusa03rx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/90ced4/32.png) [@hayabusa03rx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/hayabusa03rx)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2006, 7:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-autozone-workers/186022/9 "2006-11-04T07:43:02Z")
I ran into a problem with the Autozone people giving me the wrong spark plugs. What made it worse was the guy also drove a s13 except his was a coupe instead of a hatch. Needless to say I wasn’t to happy trying to get the larger spark plug out with needle nose pliers. ---
**Author:** ![Cheeks](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cheeks/32/5930_2.png) [@Cheeks](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cheeks)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2006, 7:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-autozone-workers/186022/10 "2006-11-04T07:54:09Z")
advance \> autozone ---
**Author:** ![hayabusa03rx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/90ced4/32.png) [@hayabusa03rx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/hayabusa03rx)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2006, 7:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-autozone-workers/186022/11 "2006-11-04T07:55:08Z")
> [@brake fluid leak please help](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/brake-fluid-leak-please-help/25560/8): > > advance \> autozone 24hr autozone \> advance ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2006, 7:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-autozone-workers/186022/12 "2006-11-04T07:59:46Z")
having a mechanic do it \> \* a driver now, ultra lazyness ---
**Author:** ![Laura00WS6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/laura00ws6/32/6017_2.png) [@Laura00WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Laura00WS6)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2006, 9:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-autozone-workers/186022/13 "2006-11-04T09:52:26Z")
> [@brake fluid leak please help](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/brake-fluid-leak-please-help/25560/8): > > advance \> autozone the fucktards at advance didnt even know that they made a camaro z28. they tried saying they only made 6cyl. camaros and they stopped making them in 93. I guess the fact that i had the damn car sitting outside wasnt enough proof for them. ---
**Author:** ![imported\_Sleeper](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_sleeper/32/5939_2.png) [@imported\_Sleeper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_Sleeper)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2006, 10:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-autozone-workers/186022/14 "2006-11-04T10:10:32Z")
> [@Laura00WS6"](#): > > the fucktards at advance didnt even know that they made a camaro z28. they tried saying they only made 6cyl. camaros and they stopped making them in 93. I guess the fact that i had the damn car sitting outside wasnt enough proof for them. It’s not advanced themselves there PSWOTY,it’s the people who work there:zzz: ---
**Author:** ![Laura00WS6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/laura00ws6/32/6017_2.png) [@Laura00WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Laura00WS6)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2006, 10:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-autozone-workers/186022/15 "2006-11-04T10:37:02Z")
> [@Hi everyone](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-everyone/25548/107): > > It’s not advanced themselves there PSWOTY,it’s the people who work there:zzz: yea i thats what i was saying. every person i have delt with at the carneige store is a fucking retard. and there different ppl each time so they just keep hiring tards. i only go there now to get small shit to clean the car with. ---
**Author:** ![imported\_Sleeper](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_sleeper/32/5939_2.png) [@imported\_Sleeper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_Sleeper)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2006, 10:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-autozone-workers/186022/16 "2006-11-04T10:38:17Z")
> [@The tragically Hip in Hamburg!!!!!!!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-tragically-hip-in-hamburg/25546/11): > > yea i thats what i was saying. every person i have delt with at the carneige store is a fucking retard. and there different ppl each time so they just keep hiring tards. i only go there now to get small shit to clean the car with. There’s ur first problem then…carnegie people:doh: ---
**Author:** ![Laura00WS6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/laura00ws6/32/6017_2.png) [@Laura00WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Laura00WS6)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2006, 10:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-autozone-workers/186022/17 "2006-11-04T10:40:02Z")
> [@WTB: integra cup holders](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-integra-cup-holders/25558/13): > > There’s ur first problem then…carnegie people:doh: yes yes very true ---
**Author:** ![Cheeks](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cheeks/32/5930_2.png) [@Cheeks](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cheeks)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2006, 1:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-autozone-workers/186022/18 "2006-11-04T13:02:16Z")
> [@hayabusa03rx"](#): > > 24hr autozone \> advance My advance is open 24hr’s ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2006, 1:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-autozone-workers/186022/19 "2006-11-04T13:09:54Z")
> [@2007 Roll Call](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/2007-roll-call/25506/102): > > My advance is open 24hr’s whats the point of locks on yer doors? ---
**Author:** ![Cheeks](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cheeks/32/5930_2.png) [@Cheeks](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cheeks)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2006, 1:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-autozone-workers/186022/20 "2006-11-04T13:25:37Z")
> [@FS: 75 Gallon Salt Tank Complete](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-75-gallon-salt-tank-complete/9320/27): > > whats the point of locks on yer doors? door gets locked at midnite and we use the drive through window [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-autozone-workers/186022.md?page=2)