# retarded autozone workers

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-autozone-workers/186022>\
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [November 3, 2006, 8:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-autozone-workers/186022 "2006-11-03T20:38:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2006, 1:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-autozone-workers/186022/21 "2006-11-04T13:29:45Z")

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🤣

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**Author:** ![snowhitejolf95](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19b73/32.png) [@snowhitejolf95](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowhitejolf95)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2006, 3:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-autozone-workers/186022/22 "2006-11-04T15:33:07Z")

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add one to my post count

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**Author:** ![imported\_Sleeper](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_sleeper/32/5939_2.png) [@imported\_Sleeper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_Sleeper)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2006, 3:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-autozone-workers/186022/23 "2006-11-04T15:35:42Z")

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> [@Cheeks"](#):
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> door gets locked at midnite and we use the drive through window

ya…i’ll take like um…a doublr barrel holley carb…um.a…quart of 5W30(watching my weight) and a large spool of 8 gauge to go…What’s that total? O…and.can u throw in some diolectric grease for the plugs

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**Author:** ![flyinglow57](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/flyinglow57/32/5978_2.png) [@flyinglow57](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/flyinglow57)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2006, 3:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-autozone-workers/186022/24 "2006-11-04T15:37:19Z")

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we were ordering a clutch at advance in pleasant hills on 51 and the guy asked if it was a manual or automatic.

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**Author:** ![imported\_Sleeper](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_sleeper/32/5939_2.png) [@imported\_Sleeper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_Sleeper)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2006, 3:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-autozone-workers/186022/25 "2006-11-04T15:37:57Z")

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> [@flyinglow57"](#):
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> we were ordering a clutch at advance in pleasant hills on 51 and the guy asked if it was a manual or automatic.

:kekegay:

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**Author:** ![Turbo\_Silverado](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_silverado/32/5990_2.png) [@Turbo\_Silverado](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Turbo_Silverado)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2006, 3:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-autozone-workers/186022/26 "2006-11-04T15:38:44Z")

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best fucking thing is, most new manual trannys use ATF in one form or another…Fucking idiots that go into part stores

i could make a short novel on all the idiots i have ever seen come into advance

edit: its word better now

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**Author:** ![imported\_Sleeper](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_sleeper/32/5939_2.png) [@imported\_Sleeper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_Sleeper)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2006, 3:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-autozone-workers/186022/27 "2006-11-04T15:42:35Z")

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> [@New to the site](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-to-the-site/25550/44):
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> best fucking thing is, most new manual trannys use ATF in one form or another…Fucking idiots that go into part stores
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> i could make a short novel on all the idiots i have ever seen come into advance
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> edit: its word better now

including urself…

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**Author:** ![Turbo\_Silverado](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_silverado/32/5990_2.png) [@Turbo\_Silverado](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Turbo_Silverado)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2006, 3:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-autozone-workers/186022/28 "2006-11-04T15:44:13Z")

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> [@2007 Roll Call](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/2007-roll-call/25506/106):
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> including urself…

oh snap that was good…not, u make no sense ever when u fucking post

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**Author:** ![flyinglow57](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/flyinglow57/32/5978_2.png) [@flyinglow57](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/flyinglow57)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2006, 3:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-autozone-workers/186022/29 "2006-11-04T15:45:06Z")

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> [@For those with Valentine 1's...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-those-with-valentine-1s/25551/12):
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> oh snap that was good…not, u make no sense ever when u fucking post

ahh busted out the '92 usage of … NOOOTTTT. way to go. now go listen to mc hammer and be 2 legit to quit

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**Author:** ![Turbo\_Silverado](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_silverado/32/5990_2.png) [@Turbo\_Silverado](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Turbo_Silverado)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2006, 3:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-autozone-workers/186022/30 "2006-11-04T15:46:10Z")

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> [@and u thought arnold did it all!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/and-u-thought-arnold-did-it-all/25585/2):
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> ahh busted out the '92 usage of … NOOOTTTT. way to go. now go listen to mc hammer and be 2 legit to quit

or its from Borat the movie…when he tried learing not jokes 🤣

laskdfoe erlkhoi… 0iasdfioasdf,ajsdofhasoi dfalk, adfohasdiuhalkdfa df,

maybe sleeper will understand that ^^

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**Author:** ![imported\_Sleeper](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_sleeper/32/5939_2.png) [@imported\_Sleeper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_Sleeper)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2006, 3:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-autozone-workers/186022/31 "2006-11-04T15:47:05Z")

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> [@For those with Valentine 1's...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-those-with-valentine-1s/25551/12):
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> oh snap that was good…not, u make no sense ever when u fucking post

:stick: y don’t u go jump on the swift/laura bandwagon fag! O wait…ur already there…:tool:

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**Author:** ![Turbo\_Silverado](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_silverado/32/5990_2.png) [@Turbo\_Silverado](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Turbo_Silverado)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2006, 3:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-autozone-workers/186022/32 "2006-11-04T15:47:54Z")

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> [@951 winter progress](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/951-winter-progress/19571/246):
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> :stick: y don’t u go jump on the swift/laura bandwagon fag! O wait…ur already there…:tool:

hahah or maybe if u can read a fucking post i make, maybe cause mine make sense, u would see im not on that bandwagon and basically said drop the stupid drama shit, captain ass-hat

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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2006, 3:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-autozone-workers/186022/33 "2006-11-04T15:51:09Z")

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hahahahaa wanker fight

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**Author:** ![grindpunk16](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9f8e36/32.png) [@grindpunk16](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/grindpunk16)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2006, 4:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-autozone-workers/186022/34 "2006-11-04T16:57:53Z")

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wow that owner of the neon needs to check his facts. the neon t-350 trans does take atf-4(superceeds atf-3) even the MANUALS. if you run syncromesh you have to do a flush to get all the atf out of the gearbox. but i guess noone knows that. dusche bag in the neon never changed his tranny fluid or would see it does say use atf-3 or equlivent. lol tards

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**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2006, 5:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-autozone-workers/186022/35 "2006-11-04T17:14:16Z")

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> [@Hi everyone](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-everyone/25548/123):
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> hahahahaa wanker fight

🤣

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**Author:** ![Nick2517](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@Nick2517](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nick2517)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2006, 7:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-autozone-workers/186022/36 "2006-11-04T19:04:12Z")

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Maybe he can show you where the muffler bearings and blinker fluid are

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**Author:** ![gillbot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gillbot/32/6029_2.png) [@gillbot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/gillbot)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2006, 7:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-autozone-workers/186022/37 "2006-11-04T19:41:14Z")

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> [@Laura00WS6"](#):
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> the fucktards at advance didnt even know that they made a camaro z28. they tried saying they only made 6cyl. camaros and they stopped making them in 93. I guess the fact that i had the damn car sitting outside wasnt enough proof for them.

My favorite is when I go in and ask for Gates #K060763 and #K040378 belts. All I get is “what car is it for” and I repeat, Just give me those part numbers. They can’t do it unless I tell them what car it is for.

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**Author:** ![Laura00WS6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/laura00ws6/32/6017_2.png) [@Laura00WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Laura00WS6)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2006, 10:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-autozone-workers/186022/38 "2006-11-04T22:53:09Z")

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> [@Auctiva help needed! -Ebay](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/auctiva-help-needed-ebay/25586/2):
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> hahah or maybe if u can read a fucking post i make, maybe cause mine make sense, u would see im not on that bandwagon and basically said drop the stupid drama shit, captain ass-hat

💤 not really drama and last time i checked your sig…yep the drama lives on!!! go back in your basement

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**Author:** ![Turbo\_Silverado](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_silverado/32/5990_2.png) [@Turbo\_Silverado](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Turbo_Silverado)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2006, 1:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-autozone-workers/186022/39 "2006-11-05T01:19:12Z")

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> [@My new car and some friends.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-new-car-and-some-friends/25576/14):
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> 💤 not really drama and last time i checked your sig…yep the drama lives on!!! go back in your basement

um…my sig is there makin fun of you fools cuase i put mine there after the last thread

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**Author:** ![hayabusa03rx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/90ced4/32.png) [@hayabusa03rx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/hayabusa03rx)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2006, 7:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-autozone-workers/186022/40 "2006-11-05T07:19:22Z")

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> [@gillbot"](#):
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> My favorite is when I go in and ask for Gates #K060763 and #K040378 belts. All I get is “what car is it for” and I repeat, Just give me those part numbers. They can’t do it unless I tell them what car it is for.

I think the reason they ask you that is because they look the stuff up by the code in the computer, not the code for the part. I had a friend that worked at autozone and also on H-T there was a huge debate over why people at auto part stores always asked car model and other things.

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