# Retarded washburn kid lol, funny shit **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 5, 2010, 4:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-washburn-kid-lol-funny-shit/255878 "2010-12-05T16:17:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![love4boost](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/love4boost/32/6658_2.png) [@love4boost](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/love4boost)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 9:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-washburn-kid-lol-funny-shit/255878/261 "2010-12-14T21:03:55Z")
> [@Cobra embarasses a STS-V](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cobra-embarasses-a-sts-v/37956/31): > > I predict that at least 10 percent of these bench races will happen, but no more than 30 percent Im DEF racing come spring, however the only serious thread will be against ssmokin as I NEED to permanantly shut his mouth… Tho I can predict the aftermath “Well my car only has $7k into it and is heavy so idc, my vagina hurts, I need to douche” ---
**Author:** ![love4boost](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/love4boost/32/6658_2.png) [@love4boost](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/love4boost)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 9:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-washburn-kid-lol-funny-shit/255878/262 "2010-12-14T21:04:54Z")
> [@FS: 1995 Eclipse AWD ..... 500+ HP](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-1995-eclipse-awd-500-hp/37961/49): > > SRT-4 swap it. > > Ive thought about doing it to one of these shitboxes or a Shelby Charger but lack of funds prevents that. lol, trust me, when you finally DO have the funds, you wont wanna do it either haha. ---
**Author:** ![SSmokinn\_SS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@SSmokinn\_SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SSmokinn_SS)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 9:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-washburn-kid-lol-funny-shit/255878/263 "2010-12-14T21:05:35Z")
> [@Black SRT4?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/black-srt4/38048/10): > > Im DEF racing come spring, however the only serious thread will be against ssmokin as I NEED to permanantly shut his mouth… Tho I can predict the aftermath “Well my car only has $7k into it and is heavy so idc, my vagina hurts, I need to douche” You wont permanently shut my mouth. and I NEVER have used how much money I have into it, or the weight as a excuse… ---
**Author:** ![tdi\_logik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tdi_logik/32/6310_2.png) [@tdi\_logik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tdi_logik)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 9:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-washburn-kid-lol-funny-shit/255878/264 "2010-12-14T21:07:10Z")
> [@Black SRT4?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/black-srt4/38048/10): > > Im DEF racing come spring, however the only serious thread will be against ssmokin as I NEED to permanantly shut his mouth… Tho I can predict the aftermath “Well my car only has $7k into it and is heavy so idc, my vagina hurts, I need to douche” smokin is a good racer, as bad as he and i get fired up we always have a good time racing, over, and over, and over again. ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 9:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-washburn-kid-lol-funny-shit/255878/265 "2010-12-14T21:07:36Z")
> [@When F-bodys go boom](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-f-bodys-go-boom/38033/13): > > lol, trust me, when you finally DO have the funds, you wont wanna do it either haha. I definately want the Shelby Charger. I almost bought one right before the Mustang but the rotted unibody rail prevented that. I just like those cars. Ive always liked sleepers, especially shit box cars nobody would expect. Ive thought about buying a 4 door Fairmont or Falcon and swapping over the Mustang’s drivetrain too. I was pissed when my friend’s father sold an '85 Cavalier hatchback with 33k original miles for $250. I told him I wanted the car but he didnt think I was serious. I was gonna make it an autocross type car. ---
**Author:** ![SSmokinn\_SS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@SSmokinn\_SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SSmokinn_SS)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 9:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-washburn-kid-lol-funny-shit/255878/266 "2010-12-14T21:08:02Z")
> [@Cobra embarasses a STS-V](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cobra-embarasses-a-sts-v/37956/31): > > I predict that at least 10 percent of these bench races will happen, but no more than 30 percent you KNOW I fall into that 10%. ---
**Author:** ![SSmokinn\_SS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@SSmokinn\_SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SSmokinn_SS)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 9:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-washburn-kid-lol-funny-shit/255878/267 "2010-12-14T21:09:27Z")
> [@2008 Ferrari FXX Evoluzione](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/2008-ferrari-fxx-evoluzione/37902/17): > > smokin is a good racer, as bad as he and i get fired up we always have a good time racing, over, and over, and over again. Pete, I say shit to ya cause your Pete. I cant help it. I think we have raced more then anyone tho. I prolly have 500 miles on my shit from running you this year. (exaggerated of course) ---
**Author:** ![love4boost](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/love4boost/32/6658_2.png) [@love4boost](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/love4boost)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 9:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-washburn-kid-lol-funny-shit/255878/268 "2010-12-14T21:10:08Z")
> [@2008 Ferrari FXX Evoluzione](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/2008-ferrari-fxx-evoluzione/37902/17): > > smokin is a good racer, as bad as he and i get fired up we always have a good time racing, over, and over, and over again. probably is and you prolly do, in all honesty, only reason im dogging on the guy is cuz he was talking shit, my original impression at the car meet was that he was a stand up guy. ---
**Author:** ![tdi\_logik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tdi_logik/32/6310_2.png) [@tdi\_logik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tdi_logik)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 9:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-washburn-kid-lol-funny-shit/255878/269 "2010-12-14T21:10:31Z")
haha right ---
**Author:** ![tdi\_logik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tdi_logik/32/6310_2.png) [@tdi\_logik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tdi_logik)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 9:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-washburn-kid-lol-funny-shit/255878/270 "2010-12-14T21:11:07Z")
> [@HD & Sabres fans.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hd-sabres-fans/36403/39): > > probably is and you prolly do, in all honesty, only reason im dogging on the guy is cuz he was talking shit, my original impression at the car meet was that he was a stand up guy. he is a stand up guy. good fella sometimes ---
**Author:** ![DeathbyRT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deathbyrt/32/6648_2.png) [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 9:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-washburn-kid-lol-funny-shit/255878/271 "2010-12-14T21:13:03Z")
Im more of a sit down guy, myself. Lets racez ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 9:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-washburn-kid-lol-funny-shit/255878/272 "2010-12-14T21:15:25Z")
> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/38058/15): > > Travis, Just to add to your percentage ratio, Id be interested in having a go with you with and without the butt rape switch on. No problem! Just need to possibly get the high boost toon touched up in the spring > [@went out for a bag of ugly and..got some](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/went-out-for-a-bag-of-ugly-and-got-some/37926/59): > > you KNOW I fall into that 10%. Yep, if you say you’re gonna race you always do. > [@HD & Sabres fans.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hd-sabres-fans/36403/39): > > probably is and you prolly do, in all honesty, only reason im dogging on the guy is cuz he was talking shit, my original impression at the car meet was that he was a stand up guy. There are a lot of good people on this site. It’s just easy to get revved up behind a keyboard. I get along well with everyone that I’ve met from here, even if we had differences on the site in the past. ---
**Author:** ![SSmokinn\_SS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@SSmokinn\_SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SSmokinn_SS)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 9:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-washburn-kid-lol-funny-shit/255878/273 "2010-12-14T21:17:23Z")
> [@Happy Birthday Jenheartsyou!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-birthday-jenheartsyou/38029/38): > > he is a stand up guy. good fella sometimes sometimes?!?!? FUCK YOU PETE ---
**Author:** ![SSmokinn\_SS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@SSmokinn\_SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SSmokinn_SS)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 9:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-washburn-kid-lol-funny-shit/255878/274 "2010-12-14T21:19:30Z")
I like to run my mouth, about running cars. It was born in me…very competitive person as it comes from my family. My sister won the Womens championship 2 years in a row in motocross, I won 3rd overall in quad Am district 3, 3 years in a row, use to race BMX bikes right after I learned how to walk etc… my quad sits on a stand in the garage. I dont race it anymore so I use my ADHD at the keyboard and in my right foot. ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 9:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-washburn-kid-lol-funny-shit/255878/275 "2010-12-14T21:19:55Z")
Wish I had Pete’s reaction on tape the first time I hit it from 2nd in the Evo, ha ---
**Author:** ![SSmokinn\_SS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@SSmokinn\_SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SSmokinn_SS)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 9:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-washburn-kid-lol-funny-shit/255878/276 "2010-12-14T21:21:25Z")
> [@Need help (board/chip issues inside)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-board-chip-issues-inside/38025/8): > > Wish I had Pete’s reaction on tape the first time I hit it from 2nd in the Evo, ha same. I wish I had his reaction the time he was on 93, and I sprayed him after I told him I wouldnt. He was PISSED and I almost PISSED my pants. It was beyond hilarious. Pete, you know it was! ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 9:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-washburn-kid-lol-funny-shit/255878/277 "2010-12-14T21:23:36Z")
> [@Saudi Marriage 'Expert' Advises Men in 'Right Way' to Beat Their Wives](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/saudi-marriage-expert-advises-men-in-right-way-to-beat-their-wives/38061/2): > > same. I wish I had his reaction the time he was on 93, and I sprayed him after I told him I wouldnt. He was PISSED and I almost PISSED my pants. It was beyond hilarious. > > Pete, you know it was! Ha, he basically re-lived his first orgasm in my pass seat ---
**Author:** ![tdi\_logik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tdi_logik/32/6310_2.png) [@tdi\_logik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tdi_logik)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 9:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-washburn-kid-lol-funny-shit/255878/278 "2010-12-14T21:23:49Z")
> [@Need help (board/chip issues inside)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-board-chip-issues-inside/38025/8): > > Wish I had Pete’s reaction on tape the first time I hit it from 2nd in the Evo, ha haha yea it was unreal > [@Saudi Marriage 'Expert' Advises Men in 'Right Way' to Beat Their Wives](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/saudi-marriage-expert-advises-men-in-right-way-to-beat-their-wives/38061/2): > > same. I wish I had his reaction the time he was on 93, and I sprayed him after I told him I wouldnt. He was PISSED and I almost PISSED my pants. It was beyond hilarious. > > Pete, you know it was! thats why your not a stand up good fella ALL the time ---
**Author:** ![SSmokinn\_SS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@SSmokinn\_SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SSmokinn_SS)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 9:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-washburn-kid-lol-funny-shit/255878/279 "2010-12-14T21:26:49Z")
> [@Halloween Party Pics](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/halloween-party-pics/37786/73): > > Ha, he basically re-lived his first orgasm in my pass seat I didnt think he has ever had one? ---
**Author:** ![SSmokinn\_SS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@SSmokinn\_SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SSmokinn_SS)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 9:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-washburn-kid-lol-funny-shit/255878/280 "2010-12-14T21:27:35Z")
> [@TW/FS/FT: 2004 STi Aspen White](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tw-fs-ft-2004-sti-aspen-white/38046/26): > > haha yea it was unreal > > thats why your not a stand up good fella ALL the time LOLLLLLL. Welcome to the sneaky part of me. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-washburn-kid-lol-funny-shit/255878.md?page=13) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-washburn-kid-lol-funny-shit/255878.md?page=15)