# Retarded washburn kid lol, funny shit **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 5, 2010, 4:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-washburn-kid-lol-funny-shit/255878 "2010-12-05T16:17:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![love4boost](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/love4boost/32/6658_2.png) [@love4boost](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/love4boost)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 7:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-washburn-kid-lol-funny-shit/255878/141 "2010-12-14T19:13:30Z")
> [@best bar(s) in rochester on a Friday night? this friday](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-bar-s-in-rochester-on-a-friday-night-this-friday/37984/18): > > and I bet all 700 will be fully functional on the street Is this a sarcastic statement?.. From a 40-60mph roll, I dont think traction will really be an issue and as it wont be a daily driver im probably going to grab a set of street legal slicks and keep em on the car permanantly… Besides, ill have the option to run low, mid and high boost… ---
**Author:** ![love4boost](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/love4boost/32/6658_2.png) [@love4boost](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/love4boost)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 7:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-washburn-kid-lol-funny-shit/255878/142 "2010-12-14T19:16:04Z")
> [@imports or domestic?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/imports-or-domestic/38028/30): > > Today > 9:50pm hi > > 9:50pm sup > > 9:51pm nice car how much u want for ur honda crx > > 9:51pm which crx? > > 9:51pm the one uin ur photo > > 9:52pm i dont own a crx anymore. > > 9:52pm wht car u got > > 9:52pm i have a turbo integra type r and a sti wagon > > 9:53pm wht u want for the integera > > 9:53pm id prolly take lik3 $6500 > > 9:53pm whts it look like > > 9:53pm but, there’s some pussy juice on the seat i need to clean > sec > ill get the picz > > 9:54pm k right now > > 9:54pm k, give me a sec to upload. > > 9:55pm k > > 9:55pm[http://i53.tinypic.com/fwkfpc.jpg](http://i53.tinypic.com/fwkfpc.jpg) > > 9:56pm nice > > 9:56pm word is bond > > 9:56pm k > > 9:57pm the car is a manget de la pussy. hence the juice of many punany on the seatzors. > > 9:57pm kooo > > 9:57pm what you be driving? > > 9:57pm l > a civic > > 9:57pm how many torques it got? > > 9:58pm it has 450 > > 9:58pm what you got nosss? > or turblowmachager? > > 9:58pm i got a turbo charger > > 9:58pm 1.5L? > > 9:59pm 3.5 > 2.5 > > 9:59pm oh sweet, from a 2JZ6RD? > them is hard to get honda motors > from an Acura ? > > 9:59pm ikn > > 9:59pm ikn? > i kill \*\*\*\*\*\*? > > 10:00pm me to > > 10:00pm oh word? so the car gotz the acura 2jz6? what tranny? > the RPAul edition from Japan? > i want one to make the integra 10’s in the 1/4 > you race a lot? > > 10:01pm yes yes yes > > 10:02pm fawking sweet tits on a floppy cow! > you are so lucky > from japanstar? > > 10:03pm y > > 10:04pm just wondering cause they hooked me up in the past with a good motor > and they be from albany > > 10:04pm im from albany but live in ballston spa > > 10:05pm nice > > 10:07pm yeah what a faggot lol. ---
**Author:** ![Code\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ea924/32.png) [@Code\_Blue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Code_Blue)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 7:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-washburn-kid-lol-funny-shit/255878/143 "2010-12-14T19:16:35Z")
it was sarcasm. I can tell you that it simply does not matter what mph your at. when full boost hits, its 90mph burnout time. ask me how I know ---
**Author:** ![love4boost](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/love4boost/32/6658_2.png) [@love4boost](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/love4boost)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 7:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-washburn-kid-lol-funny-shit/255878/144 "2010-12-14T19:18:14Z")
> [@Fav song.. Ver: hip-hop/rap](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fav-song-ver-hip-hop-rap/37929/62): > > it was sarcasm. I can tell you that it simply does not matter what mph your at. when full boost hits, its 90mph burnout time. > > ask me how I know I think I disagree, I also think depending on how you drive your car you can easily avoid high mph burnouts. ---
**Author:** ![DeathbyRT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deathbyrt/32/6648_2.png) [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 7:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-washburn-kid-lol-funny-shit/255878/145 "2010-12-14T19:21:11Z")
Ill be running nitto dr’s. ---
**Author:** ![love4boost](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/love4boost/32/6658_2.png) [@love4boost](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/love4boost)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 7:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-washburn-kid-lol-funny-shit/255878/146 "2010-12-14T19:22:05Z")
this 700whp s2k doesnt seem to have a problem with traction and it seems like the people hes racing maybe in aception to the srt4 would put an asswhooping on ssmokinvaginas ride. ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 7:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-washburn-kid-lol-funny-shit/255878/147 "2010-12-14T19:28:26Z")
code blue , your car is fast , he will learn that in time lolol ---
**Author:** ![SSmokinn\_SS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@SSmokinn\_SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SSmokinn_SS)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 7:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-washburn-kid-lol-funny-shit/255878/148 "2010-12-14T19:30:11Z")
> [@TW/FS/FT: 2004 STi Aspen White](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tw-fs-ft-2004-sti-aspen-white/38046/7): > > lol, I would give you my car for free if I let you beat me… The car as it sits right now is 509 to the wheels, with the synapse mani, the crower stage 3 cams, springs and retainers and a new tune I should see close to 700whp in a 2500 pound car, good luck meng, better get that nitrous working, but dont worry, if you dont I’ll grab my girls Hyundai accent and ill run that against you lol. your pretty damn cocky for a car you dont even have yet. 3 months is a VERY short time to learn how to drive this thing to its full potential, exspecially during these winter days… BTW, I made 600rwhp/630rwtq on a 150 shot… I have no trouble putting a bigger pill in it, to prove a point also, where are you getting this 2500lb’s from? the S2k weighs 28xx…add all the extra turbo weight and shit and your on 3000’s door. your not that much lighter then me bud, and I make twice the torque to pull you around with. > **[Honda S2000](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honda_S2000)** > > The Honda S2000 is a front-mid engine open top sports car that was manufactured by Japanese automobile manufacturer Honda, from 1999 until 2009. First shown as a concept car called the SSM at the Tokyo Motor Show in 1995, the production version was launched on April 15, 1999, to celebrate the company's 50th anniversary. The S2000 is named for its engine displacement of two litres, while "S" stood for "sports" carrying on in the tradition of the S500, S600, and S800 roadsters of the 1960s. > Severa... ---
**Author:** ![love4boost](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/love4boost/32/6658_2.png) [@love4boost](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/love4boost)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 7:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-washburn-kid-lol-funny-shit/255878/149 "2010-12-14T19:31:07Z")
> [@why is the pork in chinese food red?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-is-the-pork-in-chinese-food-red/38039/20): > > code blue , your car is fast , he will learn that in time lolol I wasnt doubting codeblues car, I dont even know what it is, im talking about ssmokins car… I DO know what car he has and have seen it in person and will blow the fucking doors off that junk… Nitrous is the ONLY thing in the world that makes that car SLIGHTLY fast, if he DIDNT have nitrous would he even break 13’s? ---
**Author:** ![DeathbyRT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deathbyrt/32/6648_2.png) [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 7:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-washburn-kid-lol-funny-shit/255878/150 "2010-12-14T19:33:42Z")
Well i went 11.81 and he had me by a car. ---
**Author:** ![love4boost](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/love4boost/32/6658_2.png) [@love4boost](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/love4boost)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 7:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-washburn-kid-lol-funny-shit/255878/151 "2010-12-14T19:34:05Z")
> [@SSmokinn SS"](#): > > your pretty damn cocky for a car you dont even have yet. 3 months is a VERY short time to learn how to drive this thing to its full potential, exspecially during these winter days… > > BTW, I made 600rwhp/630rwtq on a 150 shot… **I have no trouble putting a bigger pill in it, to prove a point** 3 months is PLENTY of time seeing how im 21 yrs old and have owned about 37 vehicles of all sorts, half being over 300whp… And your quote makes me laugh as im the same way… But multiplied by 526y3590245904… I would RENT synapse and there employees no matter the cost JUST to shut your annoying mouth. ---
**Author:** ![DeathbyRT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deathbyrt/32/6648_2.png) [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 7:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-washburn-kid-lol-funny-shit/255878/152 "2010-12-14T19:34:26Z")
And that was on motor. ---
**Author:** ![love4boost](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/love4boost/32/6658_2.png) [@love4boost](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/love4boost)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 7:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-washburn-kid-lol-funny-shit/255878/153 "2010-12-14T19:35:09Z")
> [@The AUTOMOTIVE Winter Project Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-automotive-winter-project-thread/37948/99): > > Well i went 11.81 and he had me by a car. sexys2000’s car did 11.1 when he was in the 400’s on street tires lol… ---
**Author:** ![NotSl0w](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@NotSl0w](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NotSl0w)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 7:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-washburn-kid-lol-funny-shit/255878/154 "2010-12-14T19:35:43Z")
> [@CRX\>stage 2 SRT4](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/crx-stage-2-srt4/37965/22): > > I think I disagree, I also think depending on how you drive your car you can easily avoid high mph burnouts. if anyone would know about 700hp 90mph rolling burnouts itd be code blue. he speaks from experience. ---
**Author:** ![DeathbyRT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deathbyrt/32/6648_2.png) [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 7:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-washburn-kid-lol-funny-shit/255878/155 "2010-12-14T19:36:23Z")
My car is also a full size sedan, not a porter poty on wheels. ---
**Author:** ![love4boost](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/love4boost/32/6658_2.png) [@love4boost](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/love4boost)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 7:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-washburn-kid-lol-funny-shit/255878/156 "2010-12-14T19:38:09Z")
> [@Best Breakfast Restaurants???](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-breakfast-restaurants/37991/37): > > if anyone would know about 700hp 90mph rolling burnouts itd be code blue. he speaks from experience. And I’d believe what he had to say up until he said a car twice the weight of mine and less whp would take me? lol. I dont get how that works? W.E, I dont wanna talk shit, I just wanna race lol. This is an attack against no one but ssmokin, hes the one talking shit, hes the one claiming to roast me so hes the 1 I will race. For the record, my old stock 540 with a 300 shot would probably do 11’s lol… ---
**Author:** ![SSmokinn\_SS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@SSmokinn\_SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SSmokinn_SS)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 7:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-washburn-kid-lol-funny-shit/255878/157 "2010-12-14T19:39:00Z")
> [@Fav song.. Ver: hip-hop/rap](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fav-song-ver-hip-hop-rap/37929/63): > > I wasnt doubting codeblues car, I dont even know what it is, im talking about ssmokins car… I DO know what car he has and have seen it in person and will blow the fucking doors off that junk… Nitrous is the ONLY thing in the world that makes that car SLIGHTLY fast, if he DIDNT have nitrous would he even break 13’s? LOL. I went 13.2 stock bud. my car on motor should go 11’s on a good tire. also, where are you getting this 2500lb’s from? the S2k weighs 28xx…add all the extra turbo weight and shit and your on 3000’s door. your not that much lighter then me bud, and I make twice the torque to pull you around with. > **[Honda S2000](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honda_S2000)** > > The Honda S2000 is a front-mid engine open top sports car that was manufactured by Japanese automobile manufacturer Honda, from 1999 until 2009. First shown as a concept car called the SSM at the Tokyo Motor Show in 1995, the production version was launched on April 15, 1999, to celebrate the company's 50th anniversary. The S2000 is named for its engine displacement of two litres, while "S" stood for "sports" carrying on in the tradition of the S500, S600, and S800 roadsters of the 1960s. > Severa... ---
**Author:** ![SSmokinn\_SS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@SSmokinn\_SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SSmokinn_SS)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 7:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-washburn-kid-lol-funny-shit/255878/158 "2010-12-14T19:40:43Z")
> [@imports or domestic?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/imports-or-domestic/38028/32): > > And I’d believe what he had to say up until he said a car twice the weight of mine and less whp would take me? lol. I dont get how that works? W.E, I dont wanna talk shit, I just wanna race lol. This is an attack against no one but ssmokin, hes the one talking shit, hes the one claiming to roast me so hes the 1 I will race. you realize that Power not always wins the races, dont you? gearing, tire, suspension, powerband, driver, aerodynamics all take roll. Power is only 1/10th of it. you say you have owned over 30 cars, yet you know so little. ---
**Author:** ![love4boost](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/love4boost/32/6658_2.png) [@love4boost](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/love4boost)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 7:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-washburn-kid-lol-funny-shit/255878/159 "2010-12-14T19:41:20Z")
> [@FS: Coffee Table, etc.....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-coffee-table-etc/37825/3): > > LOL. I went 13.2 stock bud. > > my car on motor should go 11’s on a good tire. > > also, where are you getting this 2500lb’s from? the S2k weighs 28xx…add all the extra turbo weight and shit and your on 3000’s door. your not that much lighter then me bud, and I make twice the torque to pull you around with. > > [Honda S2000 - Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honda_S2000) I cant get a 300 pounds shed off with a cf hood, trunk and gutted interior? I speak of my plans, not how the car sits right now. ---
**Author:** ![NotSl0w](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@NotSl0w](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NotSl0w)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 7:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-washburn-kid-lol-funny-shit/255878/160 "2010-12-14T19:42:25Z")
> [@imports or domestic?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/imports-or-domestic/38028/32): > > And I’d believe what he had to say up until he said a car twice the weight of mine and less whp would take me? lol. I dont get how that works? W.E, I dont wanna talk shit, I just wanna race lol. This is an attack against no one but ssmokin, hes the one talking shit, hes the one claiming to roast me so hes the 1 I will race. > > For the record, my old stock 540 with a 300 shot would probably do 11’s lol… tractions a bitch… [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-washburn-kid-lol-funny-shit/255878.md?page=7) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/retarded-washburn-kid-lol-funny-shit/255878.md?page=9)