# RETURN OF THE 1337 est hand in poker!!!!!!!!!!!

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/return-of-the-1337-est-hand-in-poker/61332>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [January 14, 2009, 4:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/return-of-the-1337-est-hand-in-poker/61332 "2009-01-14T16:01:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 18\
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**Author:** ![Toda\_Party](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/toda_party/32/7354_2.png) [@Toda\_Party](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Toda_Party)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 4:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/return-of-the-1337-est-hand-in-poker/61332/1 "2009-01-14T16:01:18Z")

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![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v320/todaparty/74boat2.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v320/todaparty/74boat2.jpg)

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**Author:** ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 4:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/return-of-the-1337-est-hand-in-poker/61332/2 "2009-01-14T16:02:55Z")

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Awww! I wanna play some tourney’s!

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**Author:** ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 4:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/return-of-the-1337-est-hand-in-poker/61332/3 "2009-01-14T16:04:44Z")

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BTW I hope he has pocket 7s

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**Author:** ![Toda\_Party](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/toda_party/32/7354_2.png) [@Toda\_Party](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Toda_Party)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 4:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/return-of-the-1337-est-hand-in-poker/61332/4 "2009-01-14T16:08:08Z")

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imagine that

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**Author:** ![93dx\_hatch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/90ced4/32.png) [@93dx\_hatch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/93dx_hatch)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 8:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/return-of-the-1337-est-hand-in-poker/61332/5 "2009-01-14T20:19:13Z")

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the hammer, I haven’t played in a while

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**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 9:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/return-of-the-1337-est-hand-in-poker/61332/6 "2009-01-14T21:11:52Z")

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ugh fuck i lost to my friends gf like this, iirc it was like 2 6’s, a jack, and like a 3 and a 9 on the board. i went all in, had a 6 and a jack. bitch called, and had pocket jacks. FUCK. i was heeeeeated

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**Author:** ![PureXTC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/purextc/32/5223_2.png) [@PureXTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PureXTC)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 11:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/return-of-the-1337-est-hand-in-poker/61332/7 "2009-01-14T23:54:25Z")

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Never had a full house before? You bet, he folds. Big deal newb.

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**Author:** ![Toda\_Party](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/toda_party/32/7354_2.png) [@Toda\_Party](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Toda_Party)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 12:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/return-of-the-1337-est-hand-in-poker/61332/8 "2009-01-15T00:05:44Z")

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> [@PureXTC](#):
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> Never had a full house before? You bet, he folds. Big deal newb.

yes, i’m the noob

L2rememberubrbadbeatthread

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**Author:** ![nappy1380](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nappy1380/32/7502_2.png) [@nappy1380](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nappy1380)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 5:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/return-of-the-1337-est-hand-in-poker/61332/9 "2009-01-15T05:41:40Z")

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Ugh I can’t play after my last live tournament. First hand I flopped the ace high flush, the other kid 2 bet me something absurd so I pushed. He got runner runner to give him a boat. I’m still not over it.

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**Author:** ![JoesTypeS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joestypes/32/7190_2.png) [@JoesTypeS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JoesTypeS)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 6:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/return-of-the-1337-est-hand-in-poker/61332/10 "2009-01-15T06:15:40Z")

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7-4

:bowdown:

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**Author:** ![FearBefore128](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fearbefore128/32/5115_2.png) [@FearBefore128](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FearBefore128)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 8:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/return-of-the-1337-est-hand-in-poker/61332/11 "2009-01-15T08:24:17Z")

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…alright…all reds! Awww yeah baby!

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**Author:** ![Viper966](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/viper966/32/7268_2.png) [@Viper966](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Viper966)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 8:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/return-of-the-1337-est-hand-in-poker/61332/12 "2009-01-15T08:45:13Z")

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how did the hand end?

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**Author:** ![Toda\_Party](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/toda_party/32/7354_2.png) [@Toda\_Party](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Toda_Party)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 1:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/return-of-the-1337-est-hand-in-poker/61332/13 "2009-01-15T13:08:17Z")

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he checked, I checked

turn: some bullshit, he checked, I bet min, he calls

river: more bullshit, he checks, i bet the pot, he folds

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**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 1:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/return-of-the-1337-est-hand-in-poker/61332/14 "2009-01-15T13:10:33Z")

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slow playing prick 😃

I love baiting people into that shit

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**Author:** ![Toda\_Party](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/toda_party/32/7354_2.png) [@Toda\_Party](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Toda_Party)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 1:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/return-of-the-1337-est-hand-in-poker/61332/15 "2009-01-15T13:30:17Z")

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lol, i do \<3 the slow play, but cmon, if i bet anything on that flop he’s folding…

i took him out 2 hands later anyway, i wanted to do it w/ that hand tho

when i bet min, i was like “please bluff and re-raise me all in!”

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**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 1:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/return-of-the-1337-est-hand-in-poker/61332/16 "2009-01-15T13:35:46Z")

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> [@Toda Party](#):
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> lol, i do \<3 the slow play, but cmon, if i bet anything on that flop he’s folding…
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> i took him out 2 hands later anyway, i wanted to do it w/ that hand tho
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> when i bet min, i was like “please bluff and re-raise me all in!”

lol I hear ya… thats usually how I play poker online.

It’s great sitting back and calling shitty hands early on and folding the river… letting the table think that you just suck, and taking out 2-3 people with a knockout slowplay

they always get angry though :\ (especially when you do it to the chip leader that’s bullying the table)

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**Author:** ![boostedhatch](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boostedhatch/32/5327_2.png) [@boostedhatch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boostedhatch)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 5:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/return-of-the-1337-est-hand-in-poker/61332/17 "2009-01-15T17:55:27Z")

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LASTTWO +1850  
Docta Boost + 450

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**Author:** ![Toda\_Party](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/toda_party/32/7354_2.png) [@Toda\_Party](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Toda_Party)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 6:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/return-of-the-1337-est-hand-in-poker/61332/18 "2009-01-15T18:32:40Z")

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