# Review: Miami Vice

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**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [August 1, 2006, 6:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/review-miami-vice/15319 "2006-08-01T06:02:59Z")\
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**Author:** ![Locutus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/locutus/32/7574_2.png) [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2006, 6:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/review-miami-vice/15319/1 "2006-08-01T06:02:59Z")

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well, if you like soft core porn, thats about the only reason to go see this movie.

two seans of about 3 min each of soft core porn. If I remember right you see a boob.

besides that, the move was good in the beginning. some HOT cars, with a little rice which i wont mention, because when you see it, you will most likely have the same reaction I did " why why why, don’t ruin such a sweet car"

middle of the move slowed down a lot. tons of plot building.

end of the movie was meh. i wont spoil it, but in real life (i know this is a movie) shit would have never went down the way it did.

I would compare this move to a bad episode of csi Miami

my review: 2/5

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**Author:** ![duck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/duck/32/7183_2.png) [@duck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/duck)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2006, 7:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/review-miami-vice/15319/2 "2006-08-01T07:39:13Z")

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well that’s disappointing

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**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2006, 7:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/review-miami-vice/15319/3 "2006-08-01T07:54:58Z")

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> [@Locutus](#):
>
> well, if you like soft core porn, thats about the only reason to go see this movie.
> 
> two **seans** of about 3 min each of soft core porn. If I remember right you see a boob.
> 
> besides that, the move was good in the beginning. some HOT cars, with a little rice which i wont mention, because when you see it, you will most likely have the same reaction I did " why why why, don’t ruin such a sweet car"
> 
> middle of the move slowed down a lot. tons of plot building.
> 
> end of the movie was meh. i wont spoil it, but in real life (i know this is a movie) shit would have never went down the way it did.
> 
> I would compare this move to a bad episode of csi Miami
> 
> my review: 2/5

Who is sean? 🤣

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**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2006, 7:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/review-miami-vice/15319/4 "2006-08-01T07:56:36Z")

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I am

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**Author:** ![\_Karu](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/_karu/32/7602_2.png) [@\_Karu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/_Karu)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2006, 11:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/review-miami-vice/15319/5 "2006-08-01T11:06:01Z")

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the action scenes are pretty cool. _bang!_

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**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2006, 11:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/review-miami-vice/15319/6 "2006-08-01T11:15:11Z")

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worst movie ever…

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**Author:** ![73ghia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/7/8baadc/32.png) [@73ghia](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/73ghia)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2006, 4:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/review-miami-vice/15319/7 "2006-08-01T16:31:36Z")

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Just about what I figured from the ads on TV… Didn’t have any desire to see it because it looked like it lacked any meat.

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**Author:** ![The\_Russian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the_russian/32/7414_2.png) [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2006, 10:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/review-miami-vice/15319/8 "2006-08-01T22:47:50Z")

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I happened to enjoy it. Its not meant to be your standard action flick. You need to understand michael Mann to like this movie. If you didnt like Heat, you wont like this.

Its a drama, with some action sequences.

Its slow to build, but has a solid plot and solid acting.

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**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2006, 8:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/review-miami-vice/15319/9 "2006-08-02T08:19:45Z")

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They should have made this film and NOT called it Miami Vice.

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**Author:** ![blueaccord](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blueaccord/32/7431_2.png) [@blueaccord](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/blueaccord)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 10:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/review-miami-vice/15319/10 "2006-08-03T10:30:23Z")

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Not to change subjects but did anyone see running scared?Its out on dvd now. I didnt want to watch it because of paul walker but it turned out to be a pretty fucked up / intense movie. Check it out if you havent.  
Anyways Miami vice didnt catch my eye Ill probably wait for it on dvd.

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**Author:** ![Shockwave179](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shockwave179/32/7496_2.png) [@Shockwave179](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shockwave179)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2006, 1:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/review-miami-vice/15319/11 "2006-08-06T01:06:48Z")

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> [@FormulaLS1](#):
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> worst movie ever…

I have to agree, I already voiced all my negative opinions about this movie on roclife lol.
