# Ribs **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [April 16, 2010, 6:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ribs/153474 "2010-04-16T06:42:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 6:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ribs/153474/1 "2010-04-16T06:42:29Z")
I had ribs for lunch. That’s why I’m doing this. ![http://www.indy.org/files/events/000blog/gtsouth_01.jpg](http://www.indy.org/files/events/000blog/gtsouth_01.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 7:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ribs/153474/2 "2010-04-16T07:04:48Z")
It is 10am ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 7:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ribs/153474/3 "2010-04-16T07:05:58Z")
I fucking knew exactly what this post was going to say…I said it to myself the second I saw it A+ would read again ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 7:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ribs/153474/4 "2010-04-16T07:08:42Z")
A La Jolla man clings to life after being viciously attacked by a pack of wild dogs, in an abandoned pool. ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 7:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ribs/153474/5 "2010-04-16T07:11:47Z")
The human torch was denied a bank loan. ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 7:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ribs/153474/6 "2010-04-16T07:11:57Z")
Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention. I’ve just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you, to stop what you’re doing and listen. Cannonball! ![http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/dreamworks_skg/anchorman/will_ferrell/cannonball.jpg](http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/dreamworks_skg/anchorman/will_ferrell/cannonball.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 7:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ribs/153474/7 "2010-04-16T07:12:27Z")
The arsonist had oddly shaped feet. ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 7:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ribs/153474/8 "2010-04-16T07:13:38Z")
Lanolin? La-lanolin? Like sheeps wool? ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 7:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ribs/153474/9 "2010-04-16T07:15:29Z")
What’s that? Well if you were a man I’d punch you. Punch you right in the mouth. That’s bush. Bush league. DO YOU HEAR ME? AUDREY! LOOK AT ME! ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 7:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ribs/153474/10 "2010-04-16T07:16:00Z")
Sorry, we’re goin’… We’re Going streaking up through the quad and into the gymnasium! Come on everybody, come on! Snoop, Snoop-a-loop! No, it’s cool, it’s cool, I’m cool. Bring… Bring your green hat. Let’s go, come on everybody we’re goin’." ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 7:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ribs/153474/11 "2010-04-16T07:16:51Z")
I love scotch. Scotchy scotchy scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly. mmmmMMmmmMMMmmm ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 7:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ribs/153474/12 "2010-04-16T07:16:56Z")
Great story. Compelling, and rich. ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 7:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ribs/153474/13 "2010-04-16T07:18:04Z")
Look at that. That squirrel is water skiing! ![http://www.charlotteneumann.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/twiggy-the-water-skiing-squirrel1.jpg](http://www.charlotteneumann.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/twiggy-the-water-skiing-squirrel1.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 7:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ribs/153474/14 "2010-04-16T07:19:54Z")
Baxter you know I don’t speak spanish. ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 7:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ribs/153474/15 "2010-04-16T07:20:06Z")
I’m a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That’s what kind of man I am. You’re just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It’s science. ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 7:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ribs/153474/16 "2010-04-16T07:21:15Z")
Milk was a bad choice. ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 7:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ribs/153474/17 "2010-04-16T07:21:26Z")
Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale’s vagina. ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 7:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ribs/153474/18 "2010-04-16T07:22:07Z")
Scholars maintain the translation was lost years ago. ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 7:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ribs/153474/19 "2010-04-16T07:22:42Z")
What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate a whole…wheel of cheese? I’m not even mad, that’s amazing. ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 7:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ribs/153474/20 "2010-04-16T07:26:07Z")
Whatdya say we get ur pj’s on and hit the hay? [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ribs/153474.md?page=2)