# Ribs **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [April 16, 2010, 6:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ribs/153474 "2010-04-16T06:42:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 8:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ribs/153474/61 "2010-04-16T08:33:40Z")
People call me the Bry man; I’m the stylish one of the group. I know what you’re asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang. ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 8:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ribs/153474/62 "2010-04-16T08:34:31Z")
It’s called jogging or yogging, it may be a soft J. ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 8:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ribs/153474/63 "2010-04-16T08:35:54Z")
SUPER DUPER! ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 8:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ribs/153474/64 "2010-04-16T08:36:33Z")
Brick, where did you get a hand grenade? ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 8:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ribs/153474/65 "2010-04-16T08:38:32Z")
SKY ROCKETS IN FLIGHT, AFTERNOON DELIGHT! ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 8:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ribs/153474/66 "2010-04-16T08:40:46Z")
Boy, that escalated quickly… I mean, that really got out of hand fast. ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 8:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ribs/153474/67 "2010-04-16T08:42:31Z")
you’ve gotta keep you’re head on a swivel when you’re caught in a vicious cock fight ---
**Author:** ![m\_wolfenden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@m\_wolfenden](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/m_wolfenden)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 9:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ribs/153474/68 "2010-04-16T09:31:32Z")
i love lamp ---
**Author:** ![layzie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/layzie/32/7599_2.png) [@layzie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/layzie)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 9:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ribs/153474/69 "2010-04-16T09:42:38Z")
I WILL SMASH YOUR FACE THROUGH A CAR WINDSHIELD AND TAKE DORTHY MANTOOTH OUT FOR A NICE SEAFOOD DINNER AND NEVER CALL HER AGAIN ---
**Author:** ![psychopjv](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psychopjv/32/7251_2.png) [@psychopjv](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psychopjv)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 9:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ribs/153474/70 "2010-04-16T09:46:59Z")
Thats how i roll… ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 10:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ribs/153474/71 "2010-04-16T10:13:42Z")
I WILL NOT EAT THE CAT POOP! ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 10:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ribs/153474/72 "2010-04-16T10:45:36Z")
If I take one bite of the shit, will you get me a steak? ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 10:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ribs/153474/73 "2010-04-16T10:46:33Z")
Lets go make whoopie, then I’m going drinking with the news team for 3 days! ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 10:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ribs/153474/74 "2010-04-16T10:53:18Z")
You know how to cut to the core of me, Baxter ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 10:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ribs/153474/75 "2010-04-16T10:55:02Z")
This burrito is delicious but it is filling. ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 10:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ribs/153474/76 "2010-04-16T10:56:16Z")
You’re so wise…like a miniature buddha, covered in hair. ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 11:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ribs/153474/77 "2010-04-16T11:20:55Z")
If you want to throw down in fisticuffs ive got jack johnson and tom o’leary here for you ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 12:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ribs/153474/78 "2010-04-16T12:00:49Z")
Well I love poetry. And a nice glass of scotch. And of course my friend Baxter here. ---
**Author:** ![Anonymity](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anonymity/32/7215_2.png) [@Anonymity](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anonymity)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 12:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ribs/153474/79 "2010-04-16T12:21:57Z")
No, she gets a special cologne… It’s called Sex Panther by Odeon. It’s illegal in nine countries… Yep, it’s made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s good. ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 12:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ribs/153474/80 "2010-04-16T12:25:36Z")
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