# Ribs **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [April 16, 2010, 6:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ribs/153474 "2010-04-16T06:42:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 12:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ribs/153474/81 "2010-04-16T12:37:55Z")
Theres only one way to bag a classy lady… give her two tickets to the gun show. ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 12:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ribs/153474/82 "2010-04-16T12:58:59Z")
YOU WOKE THE BEARS, WHY DID YOU DO THAT? ---
**Author:** ![travisn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/travisn/32/5046_2.png) [@travisn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/travisn)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 1:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ribs/153474/83 "2010-04-16T13:06:22Z")
LOUD NOISES ---
**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 1:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ribs/153474/84 "2010-04-16T13:32:36Z")
Hey, Ron. I’m riding a furry tractor. ---
**Author:** ![pirite](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pirite/32/5308_2.png) [@pirite](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pirite)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 2:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ribs/153474/85 "2010-04-16T14:29:03Z")
I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party. edit: would read again :tup: ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 6:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ribs/153474/86 "2010-04-19T06:03:08Z")
Happy Monday. Back at it. When in Rome. ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 6:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ribs/153474/87 "2010-04-19T06:07:19Z")
Agree to disagree. ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 6:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ribs/153474/88 "2010-04-19T06:09:36Z")
BAXTER? IS THAT YOU? BARK TWICE IF YOU’RE IN MILWAUKEE. ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 6:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ribs/153474/89 "2010-04-19T06:11:27Z")
IT’S OK, I’M HERE, WE CAN DO THE NEWS NOW ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 6:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ribs/153474/90 "2010-04-19T06:15:08Z")
TURN THE MUSIC OFF, I’M STILL TALKING!!! ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 6:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ribs/153474/91 "2010-04-19T06:17:39Z")
I saw you from across the way, and felt compelled to tell you something ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 6:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ribs/153474/92 "2010-04-19T06:21:33Z")
You have an absolutely breathtaking heiney. That thing is good. I wanna be friends with it. ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 6:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ribs/153474/93 "2010-04-19T06:26:38Z")
> [@Geehee](#): > > you have an absolutely, breath-taking heiny. i mean it. that thing is good. i wanna be friends with it. > [@Joe](#): > > You have an absolutely breathtaking heiney. That thing is good. I wanna be friends with it. REPOST Maybe don’t wear a bra next time. No, not her, you. I don’t know her name… ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 6:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ribs/153474/94 "2010-04-19T06:32:13Z")
🖕 Is this Wilt Chamberlain? ---
**Author:** ![Bigairskier1580](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bigairskier1580/32/7612_2.png) [@Bigairskier1580](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bigairskier1580)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 6:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ribs/153474/95 "2010-04-19T06:36:39Z")
Guess what, I do. I know that one day Veronica and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there’s going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises. And then our children will form a family band. And we will tour the countryside and you won’t be invited. ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 6:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ribs/153474/96 "2010-04-19T06:37:31Z")
Garth, if I were to give you some money out of my wallet, would that help ease the pain? ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 6:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ribs/153474/97 "2010-04-19T06:39:52Z")
Sandieguns ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 6:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ribs/153474/98 "2010-04-19T06:41:48Z")
It’s terrible! She has beautiful eyes, and her hair smells like cinnamon! ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 6:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ribs/153474/99 "2010-04-19T06:44:35Z")
YOU CAN USE MY DESK AND MAYBE AFTERWARDS WE CAN GO TO LUNCH ---
**Author:** ![Bigairskier1580](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bigairskier1580/32/7612_2.png) [@Bigairskier1580](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bigairskier1580)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 6:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ribs/153474/100 "2010-04-19T06:51:12Z")
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